see, I couldn't believe it when Boycott was questioned about beating his wife.
They said he hit her 15 or 16 times. But that would have taken Boycott all day...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hahahahaha!
That is brilliant, and it saddens me that no-one else will get it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

It's a fucking disgrace, mate.
this country needs more cricket, tea and cake.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That should be your sig
That should be ALL of our sigs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I get it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

He was known to be a very slow batter?
FFS Darth, not exactly Hawking material is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Given your well-publicised derision for sport
I wasn't sure if you'd even know who Boycs was. My Dad named our first cat after him. Trying to get him to come in at night made me feel like a Russian Olympic athlete
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I had a cat called Rioja for a bit
She was pretty difficult to call without sounding a twat. And a high-functioning alcoholic twat at that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Hahaha oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

A northern, wife-beating cunt?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Well yes
But none of the above lends itself to knowing what made him famous BEFORE beating his wife... oh sod it, I concede it was a daft thing to say. Now take your pyrrhic victory and BEGONE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:18, Reply)

steady
he's a Yorkshire, wife-beating cunt. Yorkshire is, essentially, to its denziens, a different country. So the "northern" part is superfluous, unless referring to someone from North Yorkshire, which the charming behatted racist is definitely not.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Yorkshire is more a state of mind than a place
A state of mind with clearly defined borders over which its indiginous population are loath to cross, admittedly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I fully await the re-mix of "Wakefield state of mind"


disclaimer - my Dad is from Wakefield.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

My Dad's from Halifax so I'm allowed to have a pop
You should check out Newport State of Mind on YouTube, it's surprisingly funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

yeah, seen that, it's top notch.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)