1. I'm all in favour of protests at the royal wedding, in principle.
However, protesting because you believe Horse-teeth and The Commoners' Kate* to be "enemies of Allah" makes you look like you're on the same level of mental retardation as those fucking cretins who carry placards reading "God hates fags."

2. It's nice and warm.

3. It encourages arachnids to come out of hiding.

4. I like it mouldier than an old people's home and more pungent than a Frenchman.

5. Just smile politely and ask Nurse Nkogbue to take him back to his room

*_{To be read in the same voice as Rik Mayall in The Young Ones describing himself as "the people's poet"}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

But God does hate fags.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

No, you're thinking of Pete

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Thanks, Peter God.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

*joke about 'Gladly', my cross-eyed bear*
copyright "The Perishers" Annual, approx 1978
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Hahahah old skool to DA MAXX.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)