that thread is too long. so have several shit questions.
1 - should the "muslims against crusades" group be allowed to protest at the royal wedding?

2 - it's hot. what is the best thing about summer?

3 - it's hot. what is the worst thing about summer?

4 - i am going for wine and cheese tonight. powerful reeking blue cheese and cheddar ftw. how do you like your cheese, strong, feeble or unwashed?

5 - monty, what are you blithering about?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:13, 88 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

DOUBLESTOMP

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Shhh, I'm 'grooming'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

FUCK YOU stomper
1: Yes, in bradford
2: breasts
3: Old breasts
4: Strong like Ox
5: he's a facetious cunt

HAPPY NOW
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

4 - are you Tarzan? Or 'Little Plum'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

1. *shrugs*
2. larp, no coat, hats, bbq's
3. sunburn/sunstroke
4. depends on the occasion, I could totally go for some blue cheese right now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

1 - Don't care
2 - Cider
3 - Chest pains caused by drinking too much cider (although hayfever is shit as well)
4 - Smoked
5 - Monty Boyce, ABC.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

oh man! Ilchester applewood smoked cheese
I want some now. Shame I have no money left and just went shopping
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

1: I don't give a shit about the Royal Wedding
2: Girls in summer dresses
3: Girls in trousers
4: Strong like bear
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

4. Strong of course.
Blue Vinne, Colston Bassett, Epoisses...if it makes your teeth itch, I like it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Little bomber

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

1. don't really care
2. breasts
3. Saggy breasts
4. I like cheese
5. Important stuff
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

i am liking the love for strong cheese here
there is nothing worse than people who buy that shitty plastic shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Americans?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

1. I'm all in favour of protests at the royal wedding, in principle.
However, protesting because you believe Horse-teeth and The Commoners' Kate* to be "enemies of Allah" makes you look like you're on the same level of mental retardation as those fucking cretins who carry placards reading "God hates fags."

2. It's nice and warm.

3. It encourages arachnids to come out of hiding.

4. I like it mouldier than an old people's home and more pungent than a Frenchman.

5. Just smile politely and ask Nurse Nkogbue to take him back to his room

*_{To be read in the same voice as Rik Mayall in The Young Ones describing himself as "the people's poet"}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

But God does hate fags.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

No, you're thinking of Pete

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Thanks, Peter God.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

*joke about 'Gladly', my cross-eyed bear*
copyright "The Perishers" Annual, approx 1978
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Hahahah old skool to DA MAXX.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

1. Absolutely yes, as long as they're not allowed any loudhailers, being, as they are, Western inventions and therefore unknown to the Prophet (the same ought to go for amplified calls to prayer ... how does that work?)
2. Not working and drinking beer in the sunshine.
3. Having to work while being aware of others drinking beer in the sunshine.
4. Strong enough to give you a mild cheese-sweat about the temples by your third mouthful, accompanied by a sturdy white.
5. N/A
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Interesting...
1/ Don't care - so the Saxe-Coburg Gothas have found another brood mare to dilute the genetic turmoil of their bloodline - meh
2/ Not having to dress like Nanook of the north just to survive
3/ Hayfever
4/ Strong but unfortunately. though I love blue cheese, it doesn't like me much so I have to avoid it
5/ Who's Monty?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

It called you a cunt earlier then piss on your geraniums

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

It's me. I'm a chartered prostitute from Herefordshire.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)

RIGHT
1. All Muslims should be driven off a cliff like in Masada. Anyone messing with the Prince of Hearts and his blushing bride should be hung at Tyburn. Then drawn. Then quartered - all live on 'The One Show'.
2. My washing dries quickly
3. My feet get inordinately hot
4. See above. HARDCORE CHEESE *devil horns*
5. Err, I was trying to lure any nonces reading, out of the woodwork so I could report them to Agent Lab and his cabal of Internet Super-spies. Definitely. I was researching a book *withers*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Ah
The old "book" gambit.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

'Townshend's Bassoon', it's called in 'legalese'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Or, to our colonial cousins;
The Ryder Opening.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)

1. Curacao.
2. Orangery.
3. Cortina.
4. Kahuna.
5. Sayonara.

IT'S A GOLD RUN!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:02, Reply)

2. More daylight than any other season.
3. It's hot and damp. I don't do hot and damp.
4. Generally I know knack-all about cheese, but there's one kind I really don't like. It's soft, a cream/white colour and tastes quite mellow - until you're just about to swallow it, then it suddenly develops a mouldy taste that stays in your mouth for hours no matter how much you try to wash it away. They served it at a restauraunt I used to KP in and I never found out what it was called.

No answer for 1 and 5.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:12, Reply)

do you mean goats cheese?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:20, Reply)

You could well be right there.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:26, Reply)

it's the aftertaste bit that made me think GOAT
my brother hates it for the same reason
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

1. i don't know what you're talking about, royal wedding? what?
2. That it's hot. I hate winter and being cold.
3. My hair gets super hot then I get hot and it's hard to maintain a lovely hairstyle.
4. I've not had a lot of cheeses, so I'll just say I like it tasty.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:15, Reply)

this royal wedding
www.amazon.co.uk/Knit-Your-Own-Royal-Wedding/dp/1907332790/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1303234464&sr=8-1
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:35, Reply)

that doesn't look anything like me!
Alright Countess?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:40, Reply)

hehe
evening - how's tuesday treating you? (it just took me far too long to work out what day it is)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:41, Reply)

it's raining
I'm so sick of rain
it makes everything depressing and bleh

how's you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:51, Reply)

not bad
I got lots of work done at work today and I came home to guinea pigs. Life is better when you have pets, I reckon. Shame they are still shy, but soon they will be my mighty guinea pig army!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:55, Reply)

then you'll rule the world?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:01, Reply)

hopefully
as long as humans can provide enough carrots
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:04, Reply)

you'd better not steal ALL the carrots
I like carrots!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:13, Reply)

I was listening to one of their fellas on LBC before.
I reckon we should tell them and the EDL that the do has been re-arranged to somewhere like waltham abby, and they're free to protest it as much as they like, and in fact, we'll tell them both that the police are taking bribes not to show up to the royal wedding from extreamest groups. And then they'll both show up en-mass, have it off big time, but the trick is the wedding is still at Westminster as normal, so everyones happy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Best thing about Summer:
Hot women in short clothes walking dogs in the park.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Worst thing about Summer:
The fact that offices are generally indoors.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Cheese
Big and stinking with a veriaty of buiscits, breads and chutneys and jellys.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Monty
Nobody the fuck knows, he was arguing with a Veatnam Vetren when the Vet yell in his face "OH SHIT ! YOU KNOW MAN ! YOU WERE THERE ! YOU'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE".

Monty is one of these people who is the festival or rave equivilent to footballers who say "Wigan Away, '96" and expect everyone to know exactly what what they're talking about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:21, Reply)

one day
we shall go to my pet cheese restaurant in farringdon, and you shall pet all the cheeses.

ALL THE CHEESES.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:22, Reply)

even the baby cheeses?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:23, Reply)

hells yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Mon Cherie, audi avac mon franage le chen.
Is it that french place Gaccon or something like that? 'cus I once went there one the way home by accident from work and saw the deli and OH MY GOODNESS MEE
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:26, Reply)

nope, it's a winebar
with a walk-in cheese room. you taste the cheeses and choose 6,8,12 etc and they turn them into an incredible platter.

it also has an amazing deli but that is mostly cold meats, so i ignore that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Oh wow.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Oh, I've been there
terribly expensive, but worth it. I've been thinking on opening a similar place but with reasonable prices.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I'm just going to point out here that I put some random french words together here as I don't know french.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:29, Reply)

audi is german
that was my first clue
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Pet cheeses...
like the cheese you'd use to disguise a horse.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

... or to persuade a bear to eat it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:31, Reply)

... or the cheese you can see in a mirror?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Now you're just being silly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:33, Reply)

you mean
you are being out-punned and losing your raison-d'etre/USP?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Just
Let it brie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:36, Reply)

...
1 - My invite didn't turn up, so yes.

2 - Long evenings.

3 - Going out for a bike ride and returning looking as if I've fallen in the river.

4 - Creamy

5 - MASSIVE DRUGS
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:36, Reply)

yeah but the wind would keep you cool
that's probably another favorite, swimming! or being able to hose yourself down with water when you're working in the yard.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:39, Reply)

my gym have closed the outdoor pool for a while :(
It's warm enough, even in wales, to go in there today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:42, Reply)

LAME why'd they do that?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:48, Reply)

i think it's for fixing it up nice
but it's bad timing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:49, Reply)

The wind is ok when you're going downhill
But when you've got a three mile hill climb and you're not going fast but working pretty damn hard to do it, it becomes less of a help.

Plus, headwinds are eeeevil, however cool you feel.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)

But surely
going out for a bike ride in winter makes you look more as if you've fallen in the river, with all the rain and that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Actually
It's pretty good. It doesn't rain all the time. The real problem is ice on the roads. In some ways, it's actually a lot easier than cycling in summer because if you get too hot, you can just take a layer off.

When I'm at uni, I often cycle into the campus from my flat. It's about three miles down the side of the union canal. I start out in a hat, gloves, scarf and a huge ski jacket zipped right up. By the time I get to uni, I'm only wearing a jumper.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Oh, that reminds me, in the hospital today, there was a man with black fingers, they looked like rotten wood. It made me feel grim the thought of him eating with his hands or whiping his bum with his rotten wooden fingers.
They were so grim that I did little sicks in my mouth thinking about it.

And I'm pretty sure the nurse fancied me big time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:45, Reply)

there used to be a guy
who came to the camera shop who had bloated fingers with cracks around the nails which seeped pus. He smelt like death. The assistant manager once had to shake hands with him

OK, I'm feeling a little ill thinking about htat, too, I need a nice image in my head
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Oh grim oh grim oh grim.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Gonzi
Why were you at hospital today?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Treatment ! They fixed me, mostly, well, over the next couple of days.
Some posh stuff called Inflixinab.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:07, Reply)

They fixed you?
But not completely, eh? I like you a little bit unfixed as you are :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:14, Reply)

=)
Slight exasoration, but I'll be functional for about 6-8 weeks now =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:30, Reply)

My answers
1. why would they want to protest at the royal wedding?

2. the good weather and the nice clothes

3. not having a beach to go and swim right now

4. I love all cheeses, from brie to blue, all cheeses are good

5. Ex?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:02, Reply)

My question
Did you all agree to post at the same time, after waiting for hours?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Chomp said "jump"
and they all said "what's for dinner?"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Is that easy to control them?
Or it only works with Chompy?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:15, Reply)

hard to say
but if him and Monty joined forces there would be a mighty reckoning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:19, Reply)

So you honestly like Casu marzu ?
A maggot infested decomposed cheese, nommynomnom
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I haven't tried it
but cheese is just decomposed something, so why not. I wouldn't eat the worms, though, just the cheesy bit, if you don't mind.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:15, Reply)

They can jump upwards of six inches when disturbed :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:17, Reply)

oh shit, a client just said he saw me on Club Reps last week
=((((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Why were you on Club Reps?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I was drunk, they got me more drunk.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)