I was feeling good until the DVLA returned my
driving license which they want me to pay £20 to update the photo on. It has been returned as I didn't also send my paper one (with no photo on). I now cannot find the fucking paper one so I've basically got today to sort it all out as it expires next Wednesday when I'm on holiday, leaving me technically without a license. This means I will be able to drive there, but not back. CUNT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Can't you just gaz them a photo of your cock?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I will try this at once
*gazzes*
*sirens*
*sound of handcuffs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:50, Reply)

The zoom on his camera's broken.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:50, Reply)

I dont need no stinking zoom

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:52, Reply)

But you do need a macro setting.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:56, Reply)

My penis is like the Great Wall of China
It can be seen from (my)space
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I'll click that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:03, Reply)