there's more bacteria in a yakult*
than on the worst unwashed tramp's balls

*I'm speculating. Whilst I'd love it if there was, I doubt there is a publised study on this.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The bacteria in yakult
is, in theory, good for you. The one on the tramp's balls... I'm not sure... Why don't you try and tell me a week later if you felt unwell?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

My reasons for not wanting a tramp's balls in my mouth
are nothing to do with lack of cleanliness, my dear.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Well
I'm not going to be the first one to try. As we have already made clear, I'm a hypocondriac and would be trying to see my doctor 10 times a day to make sure I'm ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Oh, man, though
imagine how fast you'd get an appointment! "hello, yes, this is Aber again, yes, I need to see the doctor, I've accidentally sucked off an unwashed tramp and I feel unwell"

I mean, probably not worth it, but you'd definitely get seen that day.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Ey, you're onto something there!
I should use it everytime I NEED to see a doctor, even if it's not true. They might get suspicious after a few times, but I'm sure I can use it for at least a whole week. That's 6 to 60 appointments, assuming they open on Saturday! Result!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

60 appointments is a whole load of happy tramps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I said
that I'd use it even if it's not true. But then, I like to make people happy...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)