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yeah long threadwww.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12918531
So how much porn is too much porn?
Also lol at "Ian Barber (left)" that's not going to come back and haunt him ever.
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Dr WoodThat's some kind of joke, yes?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:50,
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Let me rephrase my comment.Too much porn is bad. In theory I would be against it but in practise there is nothing you can do about it. Porn in some form has been around forever. Today's porn is giving men and women unrealistic ideas of what to expect as the norm in a sexual relationship.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:59,
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Or justanother new exciting way of getting aroused and enjoy their sex life for longer... Or just a way to pass the time.
I think rom-coms give you an unrealistic idea about how a man should be, how a relationship should start, and how it's for ever good after marriage. No one seems too worried about women watching too much of that crap.
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You're talking about softcore porn.I think too much hard core porn can desensitize you to normal sex, as is probably mentioned in the above report. I think I've established on here the fact that I'm no prude but I worry about how easy it is for everyone to access it.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:06,
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MaybeI imagine that after seeing some porn most men will want to have sex with more than one woman at the same time. And then get dissapointed if it's not much better than with one only.
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Well thenI don't know of any soft porn that men wouldn't think of before seeing the soft porn itself.
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I'd agree with thisespecially from a young age where that becomes the standard
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:10,
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For me, I'm not botheredbut I do worry about my children, when they arrive.
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I'd lock them in the cupboardmake sure they have no access to the internet or the paedos until they are 21. Then, when you let them free on the streets they'll be still clean and pure and you'll have nothing to fear.
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I'm not naiveand I don't have a problem with them being exposed to teh world, since it's not as scary a place as the Daily Mail would have you believe. But it's things like my 15 year old cousin having a load of photos up on facebook of her and her mates dancing around in their bras and hot pants.
I don't want kids of mine doing that sort of thing and having people like Chompy lusting over them online.
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^thisMy ten year old nephew has already been caught looking at naughty stuff online, although not porn websites.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:27,
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I know what you meanI was joking. But then, I was quite slutty when I was 16... then found a boyfriend and stopped being slutty. Then was single again at 24 and went back to the very sexy clothes and making guys wanting us was a big thing (I weighted 20kg less those days, I was sexy)
Noone of my friends has ever been in trouble, but then, this is Tenerife, all girls are quite like that, and it's quite a safe place anyway.
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Back in about 2000, one of my little brother's 15-year-old mateshad had a broadband connection for a couple of years already. He insisted horse porn was the only thing that did it for him anymore.
He was a ginger though, so I reckon he was just a wrong 'un from the start.
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When my mate Niel came 'round, my old flatmate, the irish one, used to spend all fucking night looking up animal porn and insisting we all watch it with him.I found it so creepy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:27,
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Personally speaking, I think I'd have gone with the "no, ta" option there.Or, perhaps "Oh yeah, and check this out..." and then use that monkey fucking the frog as intermediate to get us back to kitten videos where we belong.
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I totally agree with thisMy ex-wife seemed to think that rom-coms were how married life should be, and every day should be a Ronan Fucking Keating lyric. What a crock of shit.
If she'd maybe tried to shed the 8 stone she piled on since marriage and stop being such a fucking mental case then we might have still been together.
I appreciate that comes across as being a bit ranty.
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I fully expect 4 creepy looking men with sound and video equipment to tell me what to do.(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)
I thought you'd taken down those mirrors?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:08,
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This joke would be funny if I was a collective of four men.And owned any audio or video equipment.
and if it was told by someone funny.
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Is it wrong I'm quite surprised by this?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:55,
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For you to knowI'm too lazy to find the links, but it seems that a 3D porn film made in China has already beaten Avatar in profits.
And I'm sure you don't care, but I think it's funny that Real Madrid's Sergio Ramos dropped the cup yesterday, which was then crashed by the bus and broke in more than 10 pieces. Barcelona let them have one little cup to make them happy and look what they do of it.
There's not such thing as too much porn.
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There is such a thing as too much scatological gay german donkey porn(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:54,
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Yesanimals and scatological porn are always too much. I mean "normal" porn.
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There's only one man's meat I'm ever going to eatand it's not poisonous to me.
If I was you, I'd have a little test before eating other men's meats to make sure they don't give you an allergic reaction.
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I'm in the same boat as you, so I'll not be sampling any other meats from now on.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:01,
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1 Nun and 1 Priest is far too many to be in any scene for me.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:55,
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Particularly when it's projected onto the inside wall of a church during a funeral(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:56,
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If you're going to startwith word games I'll move to another reply.
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'It's what he would've wanted'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17,
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What's more worrying thanthe time statistic, is the 1/4 people who are worried about the images they're looking at. I suspect they're also the ones with the most difficulty leading a normal life
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:55,
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Given the increasing normalityof 'normal' porn, I suspect they either mean underage or the really nasty sort of hardcore (rape, brutality etc)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:57,
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is this a real thing?I just want to know, for....research purposes....for.....a FRIEND! Yes that's it, a friend. Yeeesssss, a "friend" wants to know.
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Yeah, it has videos of woman sitting on cakes then fartingIt's more amusing than horrific
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21,
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I try to choose rightbut sometimes get surprised with some of the images... specially when you go for Hentai... Japanesse are weird.
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What's not normal about borderline peadophilic animated tentacle porn?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:01,
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They are made of cartoooooon!And their hairs are purple and impossibly straight!
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I suspect I have a different viewfrom many people here
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:08,
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Things like 2 girls 1 cup?The thing I find really horrifying about that video is that it's only a trailer.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:01,
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Never watched it,I don't get why people watch that shit.
pun intended.
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Me neitherThey've heard it's awful, so why do they torture themselves?
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Like a car crash, I supposeYou can't help but look at it.
The difference is it's going to the next level, you know the footage exists, and it only takes 20 seconds to find, so I'd guess their mindset is 'Why not?'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:07,
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I can help looking at itI know it's disgusting and I'm going to feel sick, so why would I torture myself?
Why not? Because you're going to make yourself sick?
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Yeah well it's all about self control. like everything food fags booze porn
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dwarves cheese trousers come dine with me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:02,
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Little things please little minds.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18,
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ASS TO MOUTHWhat the fuck is that all about
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:02,
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Go onI usually put food into my mouth, perhaps Darth can tell me what enjoyment he derives from it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:06,
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I think it's when you take the penis from the anus and put it in the mouth.(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Everything that goes in my mouthhas to be washed before hand. The rules are the rules.
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That must be a passion killer(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:07,
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Not much more than putting a condom onbut usually the wash comes before the foreplay, so no worries.
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There's this Asian theorythat drinking your first urine of the day, first thing in the morning, is good for you. Until I see some scientific evidence, no urine is touching my lips.
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there's no possible way it can be good for youhowever, it's also extremely unlikely it's bad for you unless it's the only thing you drink. I suppose you are upping the processing load on your kidneys a touch, but otherwise..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17,
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as a doctorI'm contractually obliged to tell you that's a bad thing. However, as a medium-to-heavy wine drinker, I'm here to tell you that it's fine and normal. Well, as long as we don't need our kidneys 30 years down the line.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:20,
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Yes, I know, and it does.I'm merely making the colonel feel better.
In any event, it doesn't help your kidneys much.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23,
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Just wash the wine down with vodka or ginThat looks like water
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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Mine smells of roast chicken flavour crisps if I've been caning it the night before.I suspect this is a warning of my imminent demise.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21,
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I'm afraid this is becausewhilst you are in the post-cane unconsiciousness, someone is shoving roast chicken crisps under your foreskin. It's a common problem.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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I'm being a cockOne poultry joke was what started it all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:33,
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As a person who knows nothing about medicinebut it's used to sort herself out, I recommend you check your symptons on the internet and automedicate.
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it's already sterileunless you are very unwell.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:12,
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it is pretty sterileunless you've got some kind of urethral infection.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:25,
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there's more bacteria in a yakult*than on the worst unwashed tramp's balls
*I'm speculating. Whilst I'd love it if there was, I doubt there is a publised study on this.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:13,
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The bacteria in yakultis, in theory, good for you. The one on the tramp's balls... I'm not sure... Why don't you try and tell me a week later if you felt unwell?
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My reasons for not wanting a tramp's balls in my mouthare nothing to do with lack of cleanliness, my dear.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15,
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WellI'm not going to be the first one to try. As we have already made clear, I'm a hypocondriac and would be trying to see my doctor 10 times a day to make sure I'm ok.
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Oh, man, thoughimagine how fast you'd get an appointment! "hello, yes, this is Aber again, yes, I need to see the doctor, I've accidentally sucked off an unwashed tramp and I feel unwell"
I mean, probably not worth it, but you'd definitely get seen that day.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19,
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Ey, you're onto something there!I should use it everytime I NEED to see a doctor, even if it's not true. They might get suspicious after a few times, but I'm sure I can use it for at least a whole week. That's 6 to 60 appointments, assuming they open on Saturday! Result!
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60 appointments is a whole load of happy tramps(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:22,
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I saidthat I'd use it even if it's not true. But then, I like to make people happy...
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What about bread?EDIT:
This sounds like a Seinfield quote now
*bass guitars*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21,
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You can't bleach inside though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:08,
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THE PORN SLAGS ARE SUCKING OFF A COCK THAT'S JUST BEEN UP THEIR SHITTY ARSEHOLE(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:10,
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Yes Rory I am aware of this.I do find it somewhat unsettling.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:11,
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oh, well played.Douché Turtle.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:16,
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I would imagine that once your right armis visibly larger than your left (or vice versa if you're "artistic"), it's probably time to lay off it a bit.
Otherwise, the sort of person who watches so much porn that it unbalances his expectations of real sex probably isn't ever going to get any real sex anyway.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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You have a point.But I have heard of women complaining that their husbands are not having any interest in them because they watch too much porn.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:26,
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Middle aged men not being interested in middle aged women shocker(
Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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All they need to do is pretend they have a broken washing machineor they order a pizza, which happens to have a hole in the middle of it.
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Eh. Could be a cause, could be a symptom.Although personally speaking I'd rather have a go on a real live mimsy.
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I got in massive trouble with my ex over my porn.I suggested that if she'd put out from time to time I would require less porn. She put out more. Everyone was happy.
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My mate (no, really - not me) probably couldn't get by without itHis wife hardly ever puts out. He got his leg over about 10 times last year, and that was a stretch, as it were. Poor bastard. She's just not really interested.
If it wasn't for porn he'd have exploded in a massive ball of molten jizz by now.
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I like my girlfriends to sit on their hands before they wank me off so it feels like someone else is doing it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:29,
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You are going to sit on your own hand before wanking her off?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:34,
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Much more excitingly,my brother has located and ordered for me a hardback copy of Joey Deacon's autobiography, in the US.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:25,
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Nope, all his own work apparently. It took aaages.(I'm not joking)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:27,
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BELM - My life by Joey Deacon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:28,
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Fantastic.Is it the wipe-clean deluxe edition?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:33,
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I saw a dcoumentary years ago about obsessive behaviour and they featured this oriental guy who liked to wear high heels and masturbate a lotWhaen asked how often he wanked he answered "5 or 6..." at this point I thought well that's a lot but not that much, then he finished"...hours a day"!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:26,
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Hence the slitted eyesToo many vinegar strokes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:28,
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James Dean Bradfield from the Manic Shit Preachersonce told my pal Nick that he was 'up to five wanks a day'.
I think I might be posting this anecdote up to 5 times a day.
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