Quick, stupid question
Am about to book tickets to see Mark Thomas as a surprise for Ms Foxtrot. I've been presented with one of those seating plan things and there are a few right down in front. My question is, has anyone seen him lately and does he get stuck into his audience? I don't mind a bit of banter (as you may be aware) but Ms Foxtrot will absolutely die if he talks to her on stage.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:55, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If Ms Foxtrot dies though
you can buy all the DVDs you want, allllll of them
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Every cloud, eh
Christ you've got a good memory.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

yes I have
It's what makes me so awesome at being a bitch, dragging up shit everyone else had forgotten about
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Noted
But I wish you'd told me that *checks profile* 18 months ago
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

*evil laugh*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'm actually quite paranoid about what else you can remember
I'm assuming that I'm not of sufficient interest to you for much to have been stored away though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

She's more likely to die of unrelenting tedium as he rants about his ultra left wing viepoint.
It must be like spending an evening in Bellas pub. But without the possibility of seeing a vagina around the back afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

she's got one round the back?
No wonder she is so fucked up.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I heard it was on the left

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Its likely to be all right on political stuff
He is not the sort of fellow to tell punters to fuck off.

I'm sure he will make one exception though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

One exception is fine
I can handle being told to fuck off. Obviously. Thank you for the advice.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I like his radio shows, but they only go on for half an hour.
For a full show I'd probably come out whistling the red flag.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

This one's about Israel and Palestine, I think
Tickets bought now. Student discount FTW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I would rather eat my own eyes than go to that.
Tellingly his tv show 'The Mark Thomas Comedy Product' was renamed 'The Mark Thomas Product', presumably following complaints from irate consumers wanting their license fee back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)