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Listen up here right, 'cus this is going to Blow Your Minds.ASDA Maccaroni Cheese Microwave Meal? Not bad, plonk some bread crumbs on top and some parmazam, and it's alright really
Marks'n'Sparks Maccaroni Cheese Microwave Meal? They have made pasta and cheese taste of beige, I don't know how they did it, but they did. It's horrible.
I have been in one hellovalot of pain today, really sad times, but the ice cream maker I bought from ebay arrived today from amazon, which is really strange, I don't understand it. Also, amazon takes years to deliver normally. What the fuck is up with that shit?
Portal 2 didn't come today so I'm guessing I won't get it in time for the bank holiday, FML.
Let's talk about a game plan, what's your game plan?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:42,
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'cus I got the PS3 one 'cus that comes with the PC/Mac one for like an extra tenner, and my Mac might not be up to it. And i've already paid.I guess I could buy it on steam for my mac and sale it to ASDA for credit.
I bought two different Leyton games on my DS but they didn't work, I got them off someone in Hong Kong on ebay for £8 each... I think they may have been knock-offs after googling around, but they came in real packaging and all that, still had the wrapper. I took them to ASDA to see what I'd get rather than send them back and they gave me £20 each ! You have to take it as credit, but I'd have spent that money there anyway.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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Do ASDA sale nerds?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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Is a Leyton game where you have to go and by pirate DVDs off a Chinaman in ASDA car park?Bonus Level - avoid drive-by shootings.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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To get at least one guy in my dungeon of desperation.(
girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:44,
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Dungeon of Desperation, what a wonderful phrase.Dungeon of Desperation, ain't no passing caraze !
It means you'll get and ST, for the rest of your days.
It's a worry free, phillosphy ! Dungeon of Desporation, the clap clinic is 2 buses away !
Doesn't quite work, does it?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:49,
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Will a b3tan please answer Blousie's sex distress calls?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:47,
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I'll have you know I subject myself to the highest standards of hygiene.(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)
including your anal bleaching routine(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:59,
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I'm not going to buy Portal 2 until it goes down in price a bit.Tonight is dinner with a mate, then meeting some others for beer garden then pool then a couple of friends want to get wrecked, so I might stay out with them until I get bored and sneak off home because I'm old.
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What's wrong with getting wrecked?Jesus done some magic so we can be off work to get wrecked.
PROPER took one for the team there like.
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Nothing but I'm not really in the mood for it.I might depending who's out/what music is playing etc etc. If it's as I expect I'll head back around midnight. That said it is sunny pubs are often more lively when it's sunny.
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I forgot to buy Blood Bowl when it was on offer for £7.50 on Steam.
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I used to dig Games Workshop, must have spent thousands on the stuff growing up. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:54,
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I used to have the original board gameme and my friend made up about six teams each and played a full league.
We didn't have many other friends.
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I still have my copy. And my team.Also the PC version is quite good, if you turn off all the fancy-pants crap and play the straight port of the board game. Make sure you get the special edition with all of the races though.
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Oh, well, when you're ready, we can play together.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:54,
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aldi boxed mac and cheese is fucking lush What's hurting on you, dear?
Think about the lovely ice cream you're going to make. Lavender sounded amazing.
I don't really have a game plan. Going to pay the orthodontist some monies and sign a contract and have dinner with my dad.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:48,
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wait-what? how do you know if aldi's box mac'n'cheese is any good? is boxed the same as microwave?Today it's my back and my chest, it generally goes away in a few days, lots of ibupriphame creme.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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because we have an aldi and it's the sort you cook on the stove, and it's awesomedon't you have some sweet girl there that can rub your back for you?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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Hahahahahahahahah.Oh Gonz, PLEASE ask Badger for a back rub when she gets home.
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Actually we could always do a midweek trip to the dinersince you're only down the road from me. Plus there will be more chance of TGB being there, she gets so upset when we miss each other.
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Yeh', exacto.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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YEs I DO I MISS YOU Not until next month though I have no money left this month
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:58,
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By next month do you mean May?Because if you do, that's brilliant as I have no money in April either. If you mean June that would also be okay as I don't really have much money left from May either.
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It's April nowSo next month will be May
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:01,
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I've just drowned half of muswell hill(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:06,
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you mean -:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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REPRAZENT.DiT is in town, bitches.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:56,
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My brother from another mother !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:59,
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*plays music through mobile phone*THAT'S HOW WE ROLL IN SE20.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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Yeah my *looks round to make sure there are no black people within earshot, confirms this is the case* Nizzle(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I'm contemplating playing Heavy Rain through againsince I fucked up and got the worst ending
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:58,
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Do you watch The Mentalist?Don't, it's shit. HOWEVER, they have a boss that looks exactly like the Private Detective character in Heavy Rain. So much so, I suspect that he may have voiced him and they based the character designs on the actors.
I'm probably going to find out that this is exactly what they did and I'm going to end up looking Frisbee levels of stupid.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:00,
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OH MY GOD I WANNA GO SEE THATBut again, next month
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:03,
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Probably on Saturdaybefore I see Lampito. Hopefully there's a cinema near Victoria
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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I have portal 2, arrived today. Not going to play it yet thoughI have to finish darksiders first. Plus it's sunny. Also I just got a psone for a fiver. Time to dig out some old games.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:58,
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Where did you order Portal 2 from? Was it play.com? if it was play.com I think you got my copy, can you please drop it off.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:01,
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it was play, and no you can bugger off!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:11,
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No it doesn'tM&S ready meals have always being fucking disgusting.
So I take it you didn't make it in to work? *calls in bet gets money*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:59,
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Nah', been in serious pain all day, going to the GP in a bit =((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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Well Done TGB, let's all take money from the afflicted. That's great.(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)
They are well rich though with all their benefits and allThey totally make up for being in crippling pain cos then you can buy paracetamol and K cider
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:06,
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Apparantly there are 80 THOUSAND of the the scrounging cuntsThey don't want a job because they are too fat, too drunk, or too smacked off their tits.
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What? I was getting money from the imaginary bet shop in my head(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:08,
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Oh, okay then I thought you were taking advantage of Gonz's lovely nature.
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I'd ask if you could get me a form to fill in so I can register thereBut you'd forget and then I'd roll my eyes and then make my delicious chicken and bacon caesar salad then eat it, maybe outside if it stays nice and be like oh man that is awesome
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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I shall make A Note !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:08,
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haha now you're properly in for eye rolling if you forgetI may throw in some arm flailing for good measure
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:09,
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Oh man ! I prefer the carrot methord... ceasor salad for [<s>if</s> when] I remember(
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This has got nowt to do with your question Gonz, so apologies for thatAs we all obviously know, the new series of Doctor Who kicks off tomorrow night, featuring a new race of villains called The Silence who are so obviously an alien version of The Gentlemen from series 4 of Buffy that it's positively insulting, although I daresay there's still some lingering resentment about Star Trek's Borg being basically a higher-budget version of the Cybermen.
I know, sexy. Anyway, apparently one of the four leads dies. ACTUALLY dies. Who's your money on, B3ta?
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That was my first bet tooBut Bella reckons Amy Pond, because if she survives this run then next year will be three consecutive series with the same Doctor and companion. Good point, that.
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Bella also thought it was a good idea to sleep with AAI've revoked her thinking privileges
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:15,
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i think she beat you to that one herself, a long time ago(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:19,
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Has she scuttled away then?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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Everyone's noticed, the internet is fully 5% less stupid(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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I don't have any bile directed at BellaI find it amusing that a number of people on here have decided she's persona non grata, but I agree with a lot of her arguments. I just know that B3ta is not the place to bother having a lot of them.
Swipeys's personal attacks against her based on her "alternative" appearance would appear to be simply spiteful bitching.
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hang onit's nothing to do with her appearance.
and everything to do with her emo whining that she couldn't get a job in law because she is working class. which is total and utter bullshit. you'll get a job in law if you have good grades AND you interview well. that's it. blaming anything else is feeble and self-indulgent and requires a bit of a shake-up.
but mostly it's because she rises to it so fantastically, when everyone else just says "bugger off".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:23,
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You do get stuck into her appearance quite a bit thoughregardless of the root cause of your problem with her
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did i?i just remember calling her a "shouty little barmaid" or something.
but tbh if she didn't take out the piercings and the dye before going for an interview in the most conservative grey dullard profession in the country, what did she expect?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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yo swipey talking of lawyeringyou know that guy who cut his finger? well now he is saying the bath we delivered is damaged a good month or so after delivery and he is going to sue us. His email was HILARIOUS
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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oh excellenthow is he going to prove that?
ha, tell him that you'll put him to strict proof and also that you are now charging him for your time in dealing with it at £150 plus vat per hour and to date he owes £550 plus vat...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:41,
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It looks liek all the enamel has been ground off with some kind of machine. It is not the kind of damage you get in transport. He used the phrase " I am sure any court in the land will find in my favour" and I wanted to reply "maybe in crazy scottish land but not down here in sensible land"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:44,
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Our terms and conditions state damages/shortages must be reported in writing within 5 days.I have this shit ALL THE TIME.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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Our official policy is 48 hours but we normally allow more if we like the customerthis guy is just a complete twat though. He also used the word "practicable" which I hate
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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TGB, do you sell things such as copper pipes and radiatorsas well as baths and stuff? And if I were to purchase a new bath and sink and taps and stuff, would I get a discount because I know you and I'm giving you a lift to BGB's house?
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yes and yesand I would do you a discount yes and I could drop the stuff off in the van and we could have tea and cake in the garden
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:58,
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AwesomeI will definitely ask you for some prices when we redo our bathroom. Thanks!
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cool coolIf you want some catalogues and stuff let me know I can drop some round whenevs
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:01,
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he sounds like a prize nuttertell him you'll ask the court to find that he is a vexatious litigant.
tosser!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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this is a little bit trueI have a gothy friend who despite her excellent degree from Oxford has signally failed to progress past interview so far
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:30,
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it shouldn't make a differencebut it makes a massive difference. especially in something like law.
naively people think they can go into it to make a difference. no. only after many years are you important enough to do that. at the beginning there is too much competition and you simply have to shovel what shit there is and play the game!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:42,
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My mum keeps hinting that I should lose weightfor the sake of my job prospects :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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christ i love parentstell her that's why you got into oxford, so you don't have to worry about interviews.
anyway, you're coming to work here, if you decide to do law. i will be pushing for it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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Nah, that's not a problemThe fact that you keep advocating letting poor people starve, deporting all darkies and a return to the days when only men on a high income were allowed to vote is working against you far more than your appearance.
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Whaaathow can you read my mind like that? I guess it's because you're on the same wavelength and think the same
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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it's how about 99% of the top staff at the top companies seem to act...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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I don't mind her at all, really. I find her constant student activism a bit tiresomebut she'll grow out of that soon enough.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:28,
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Who's the fourth?Dr, Pond, pointless husband, and?
My money's on pointless husband.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:06,
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I assume they mean River SongI can't see it being pointless husband, he already died once, it would be harsh and repetitive to do it again
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Who? That bird out of ER? Moll Flanders?Isn't she a bit chunky to be married to Rake-Doctor? She'd smother him.
I assumed she'd be married to a Sylvester-alike fat Dr later on down the line.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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I assumed his TimeLord DNA is resistant to puny human flabOr he always goes on top
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FUCK OFF ITS NICE TO HAVE A PERSON ON TV CALLED RORYeven if it's spelt wrong.
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Rory McGrathhairiest, most annoying man alive. BUT IT'S SPELT RIGHT.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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They're all pointless and they're all gay.They're also all shit. Hope this helps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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oh my god the TARDIS totally dies(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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I know who dies I just don't want to ruin it for the saddos who care(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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That's annoyingAnnoying enough that I may get angry and accidentally say who dies
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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It's Jaja binks and Buffy isn't tit? then they'll probably cancel Fireflyand everyone will have to masterbate to battle star Galactica robot porn instead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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STRIKETHROUGH quiet END STRIKETHROUGH gay!!!!111111!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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I actually want to know who diestell me TGB
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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*crosses fingers* every character, the scripwriters, the crew and the fans?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:35,
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He should have been put down for the amount of times he fucked up the enterprise by crashing it in to planets(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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All I know is that he had a ninties smug beard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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He looks like a cross between Al and Bill *shudders*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:35,
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Right, I've missed this whole "Murder Eyes" meme - who the fuck is Bill?(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
He's OK really, he's an old B3tan who happens to look like a murderer.It's yet another stupid meme started by me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:43,
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The motivation behind many a meme astonishes meI can't tell whether we're endlessly creative or just really fucking bored
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As a rule meme's are shitsee honda accord, AICMFP, rickrolling, i love horses Et cetera Et cetera
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:57,
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Piston related ones amuse me for an unfathomable reason (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:58,
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Disasterprone explained the Accord thing to me, sounds justifiableWhere the fuck did I Love Horses spring from?
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Dunno, Piston invariably links to it (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:06,
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I don't know why, he's a known comedian with his own website and everything(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:11,
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I know, I've seen itI even sat through the entire video of his performance.
I no longer have any fear of hell.
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I've not got past 42 seconds after several attempts(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:15,
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I can assure you that you're missing nowtHe makes Michael McIntyre look like Eddie Izzard
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when people didn't want to linkto a real shock site for the sake of people at work, and subsituted that instead
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:07,
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Isn't it usually sent as an unassuming link, and on opening your work colleagues will twig that your twatting around on the internet by virtue of the audio ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:12,
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NiceMy work computer has no external audio, I thought that was commonplace
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He ought to have been courts-martialled for it, at leasteven if he was let off, the fat, bearded, boss-eyed cunt.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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He's only got fat since the series endedHe also directed Thunderbirds. Shame, cos he seems like an nice bloke in interviews, but there's no excuse for that.
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Listen, Beadle's not here to defend himself - RIP - you take that back(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:36,
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I didn't know that actually, but thank you for letting me know(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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Ooh, tomorrow?I thought it was Tuesday or something, dunno why. I'm on that shit.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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bloody alfooled me for the first time today with a gaz in your name.
i could NOT understand why you would want the bash in a pub that shows the boxing.
al - i will THINK about moving it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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Me and DiT have been discussing thisand the trouble is, it's a choice between what ought to be a brilliant boxing match, and spending an evening with not only your fabulous knockers, but also Amberls wonderous bosoms.
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What about my bosoms?They feel left out
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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'Fast 5 Al' - Jesus that sounds terrible.Is it like the other ones only on gay bicycles?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:42,
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NoIt looks like they took the worst idea for a film and then cast not only Vin Deisel, but The Rock.
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You're wrongthat's what'll make it so good
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:46,
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Ooh, I assume he wants to watch Haye beat the shit out of Klitschko?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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No, we want to see Prince Naseems comeback fight against a gang of scally's outside Spar(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I wasn't sure if there was one on the undercard that interested you, I mean(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:30,
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what exactly happens in portal?i'm not all up on the knowledge of these video games
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:11,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5THiN8szSKM
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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is that the commercial?I've seen the commercial and I still don't understand the concept of the game
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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I think the concept isthat you give them 50 quid, go home and cry.
Repeat for Portal III
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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HahahahahaYou're forgetting stage 3 - 'watch so much porn you worry even yourself'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:41,
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There was a portal and if you went through it you came out the other portal
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boringMakes me think of those web comics where the man sucks his own willy
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:26,
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Tescos Californian Zinfandel is very pleasant, a smooth and fruity redit is in fact quite a bit more palatable than Tescos *Finest* Californian Zinfandel, which is about £1.50 dearer. No idea how they've managed to fuck that up.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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I'll stick with red wine, if that's okay.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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i just had a bottle of regular zinfandel, it was alrightBottle was from the zen of zin
Roommate didn't like it
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:23,
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I've got a suspicion I've had a bottle of theirsThe fact I'm not certain suggests it was really nice and I had several.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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i don't play games, gonzstraight up, that's me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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Oh man, so you're fucking Lusty and you're straight up Swipey too.You are one jammy bastard.
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He's not bummed me in a while :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:46,
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But you've got a foppy haired boyfriend AND you went home with your porcelain skinned friend the other night.Don't be greedy.
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But I need my daddylove!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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Oh good i thought it was just me that threw up on my keyboard(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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I have a question for youwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1179161
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I have an answer for youwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1179161
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:59,
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Which one are you then?I totally use THL in Hornsey like all of the time
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:03,
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plumbonline.neton Colney Hatch Lane
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:05,
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I noe that one, never been TROO STORYTHL must be your deadly rivals or summit, they fucking love me in there
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:08,
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I hadn't heard of THLWe can offer hungarian pork lever though!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:12,
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Really? I've never got as much as a cup of tea out of THL(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:13,
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bastards! yeah I'd make you a cuppa mainly because I'm lovely regardless of what some people think
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:14,
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I've got a Jewsons mug, and sometimes I steal their pens(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:16,
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Do you work in the building trade?I did wonder why you were such an objectionable cunt, this explains a lot.
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hello, hello, may i speak to the kettle?oh, that's you? brilliant. i'm just going to put my friend al-the-pot on. he really really wants to call you black...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:19,
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sshit was an entirely original line, in no way stolen from "friends".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:30,
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Well yeah it's part of what I doI think I've posted the terrifying tale of my unpiled excavations threatening to take out next doors house :((
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:23,
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It rings a bellbut then again, that sounds like some of the crap we deal with too. Or possibly an episode of Grand Designs.
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I kind of grossed myself out.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:57,
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Quick, stupid questionAm about to book tickets to see Mark Thomas as a surprise for Ms Foxtrot. I've been presented with one of those seating plan things and there are a few right down in front. My question is, has anyone seen him lately and does he get stuck into his audience? I don't mind a bit of banter (as you may be aware) but Ms Foxtrot will absolutely die if he talks to her on stage.
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If Ms Foxtrot dies thoughyou can buy all the DVDs you want, allllll of them
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:56,
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yes I haveIt's what makes me so awesome at being a bitch, dragging up shit everyone else had forgotten about
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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NotedBut I wish you'd told me that *checks profile* 18 months ago
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I'm actually quite paranoid about what else you can rememberI'm assuming that I'm not of sufficient interest to you for much to have been stored away though
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She's more likely to die of unrelenting tedium as he rants about his ultra left wing viepoint.It must be like spending an evening in Bellas pub. But without the possibility of seeing a vagina around the back afterwards.
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she's got one round the back?No wonder she is so fucked up.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:59,
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I heard it was on the left(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:00,
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Its likely to be all right on political stuffHe is not the sort of fellow to tell punters to fuck off.
I'm sure he will make one exception though.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:58,
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One exception is fineI can handle being told to fuck off. Obviously. Thank you for the advice.
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I like his radio shows, but they only go on for half an hour.For a full show I'd probably come out whistling the red flag.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:04,
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This one's about Israel and Palestine, I thinkTickets bought now. Student discount FTW
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I would rather eat my own eyes than go to that.Tellingly his tv show 'The Mark Thomas Comedy Product' was renamed 'The Mark Thomas Product', presumably following complaints from irate consumers wanting their license fee back.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:20,
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Monty's gameplan herewww.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11443564
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:04,
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