if there's a cunt
a weirdo or a retarded child-mong within a 20000000 mile radius, i'll pull him. it's like a gift. or a curse.

but unfortunately, much as everyone says they want to be straightforward, dating is all about games and boundaries. the male is a fragile and an elusive beast, and one that is easily startled or scared away...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

did you ever back from the actuary?
I felt bad for laughing but that little tale really brightened my evening. We sure do know how to pick the brain-wrongs..
(berk, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

yeah
it gets worse! i couldn't resist poking it a little bit further, and got back such romantic gems as "have a nice night, hope you get raped looking like that" and "i want to pull your hair out and come in your eyes".

you couldn't make this shit up!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Eeeeww!!

(berk, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

i know.
i blame this place, because i keep thinking he is joking.

but on re-reading them... no, i think he is actually that dark!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Who the... what the... eh?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)