alt: because you've just had your inner tube explode which forced the tyre of the rim and wrecked it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

when you say it like that
sounds like he's had a bomb wedged up his arse. That or been through a severe Darth style trauma
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

This is a compliment
if you think about it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Nice revising technique you have here.
*looks stern*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

She does have excellent technique it's true.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I revised all night :(
had to wait up to let my dad in (back from holiday before the rest.) I need a break.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Roy Orbison's disappointing academic-themed followup single.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

... to get a 2:2 ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

*shakes hands*
Excellent.

And good day to you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

*doffs hat*
good day, sir.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Bastard
I'm laughing now.

Mates offered me a lift in to town to get new bits so I should be able to ride it home on the fucked tyre and change it when I get in. I'm off to pick up a 1979 Peugeot Racing Frame tonight to build my custom single speed. I've checked online and no-one cares.
( Peej, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)