the media also cares about the sort of jeans jessica simpson wears

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I care about that to be honest

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

but she doesn't eat buffalo

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

that bitch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

She finds their wings too cute.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Actually yeah she is a bitch
that one video she looked really really hot in and ever since it's been down hill and every time she talks I want to *shush* her.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I wouldn't say she's a bitch, just probably should only be able to sing, and not actually because she's a fucking idiot

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

+talk

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

You are referring to the 'Dukes of Hazzard' video, I should imagine.
*coughs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

she's a very good singer, I saw her in concert once
she dedicated a song to u.s. soldiers [which practically every singer in america does] but it was beautiful, saying if I don't see you again just know that I've loved you
*tears*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

*watches 'Dukes of Hazzard' video*

*wanks*

*tears*


*bleeds profusely*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

gross
she does have a nice body though *jealouses*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Are you pretending you're willie nelson in that video?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Who?
was she the one who was shoplifting?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2h72aXVP8o
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

The fuck.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

buffalo one is good too, she's eating with her husband and family and they ask if she wants buffalo wings
she says she doesn't eat buffalo
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Was she not similarly flummoxed by the 'Chicken of the Sea' tuna brand?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

yeah, that's the video up there
she's the bff's idol
bff has all the CDs, seasons of her show, a ton of her jeans, jewelry, sunglasses and now has her luggage
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I thought that said bf for a second

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

haha
we would get along so great
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

As in us two
or a hypothetical Simpson loving bf
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

the second bit there
it was a joke anyhow, i don't think i could handle that
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Me either.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)