Evening thread: Falls from grace/public meltdowns.
Frank Bough, Angus Deayton, Lord Lucan....

Who is to your mind the person who has fallen the furthest - or most spectacularly/entertainingly?

My money's on Grace Slick. From 'White Rabbit' to 'We Built This City on Rock'n'Roll'? You fucking disgrace, woman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:42, 28 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i fucking loved angus
i won't watch "HIGNFY" now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I find Paul ‘I’m on here so thicker viewers still have something to laugh at’ Merton so irritating I cannot adequately put it into words.
'Odious little turd' is the best I can do at this juncture.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

The Barrymore episode was quite amusing.
But not as funny as what happened to Jill Dando.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

But what is?
RIGHT KIDS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Anthea Turner had her career peak with that explosion.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I had to have a meeting with her once.
She is utterly retarded and I 'wouldn't' unless paid a huge some of money.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

*Donates milk-bottle tops to the 'Anthea fucks Monty' fund*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

'Abba unveil new, robot member'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Hang on.... I see Bjorn. But where is Benny?
Arragh! Benny on the loose.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:54, Reply)

That film you star in is on 5-USA this evening at 9pm
'Last of the Joe Deacons'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Stop making me 'lol' please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:03, Reply)

It's as easy as ABC

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Off the top of my head loveable scouser (that's right thief) Keith 'Cheggars' Chegwin
When what laughably might be called a career is in freefall, getting your shrivelled knob out for Channel 5 isn't going to stop the nosedive.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Hahah you are most certainly right.
I enjoyed casually observing Les Dennis go to pieces rather a lot, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I enjoyed Leslies meltdown immensely
Unfortunately he looked in rude health and had time to chat to his 'fans' last time I saw the prick
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Damn it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:02, Reply)

If Cheggers had drunk pop instead of merely playing it, everything would have been fine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Cheggers opened a Kwik Save in a shit area of Newcastle a few years ago.
True story.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Monty Boyce.
From heroic defender of culture, and rabid identifier of all that is 'Fucking Shit', to homosexualist bum toucher, quender and king of the nommy sammich in three days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:56, Reply)

It's a sad, sad tale.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:57, Reply)

The only upside is that you and Darth look so sweet together.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:59, Reply)

That is a step too far.
I challenge you to a duel, sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:03, Reply)

A duel?
Pith and piffle my dear boy. I will not raise arms against a Jessie nancyboy. Where would be the sport?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:07, Reply)

then you'd miss out on a good few fights
with notable rakes through history
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:14, Reply)

and a bumming session with bumlord Boyce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:23, Reply)

the american dream
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:05, Reply)

isn't the american dream
"more food, with some squirty cheese on it"?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:44, Reply)

no! squirty cheese is gross >:(

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:55, Reply)

:-)
just joshing K
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:08, Reply)

i'm not
of all the things, squirty cheese
*shakes head*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Can I say it? Can I?
U2 - from being a half decent interesting band in 1980 to the wank that was The Joshua Tree to whatever ego-driven motorway wreck they are today.

Bryan Ferry - for using an incredibly innovative, inventive, ground breaking band as a springboard to launch a career as a slimy, peculiar haired nasal whinger.

There are so many more.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:13, Reply)