I could do it even when I was like 16 stone
nothing surprises a room full of people more than a fat bloke putting his legs behind his head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm trying to think of something that would surprise a room full of people more than that
and am actually struggling to think of something within the reasonable boundaries of likelihood. It'd be more surprising if a Lion then bounded into the room and ate your head but I doubt there are a lot of them roaming the wilds of Exeter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

no, it's mainly panthers

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Like the Gladiator?
There's more than one of him now? Or do you mean the Black Panthers? I had no idea the South-West was such a hotbed of militant political activism.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

the south west is a hotbed of many things

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Go on
*produces clipboard*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I'm not going to tell you
you'll be wanting me to tell you why Ambrosia is so creamy next....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I appreciate your tact
*amends shopping list*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

You introducing people to your girlfriend?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

BURN

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

if more than a little hypocritical

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I've only met one B3tan and he's met Ms Foxtrot
Excellent example, genius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I'm like that too
I can only get my legs as far as my ears, but being a lard arse it does really surprise people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:15, Reply)