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I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE DINNER LAST NIGHT!
I have a test on my guts later and that's not until 2pm. I was allowed water at 7am. I am going to eat the cat in a minute...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why not treat yourself to a takeout this evening after this period of starvation
That'll soon fill you up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I've got stuff already prepared from last night.. Oh yes.
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow so I don't want guts of death in the morning.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I hope the test isn't too uncomfortable.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Oh I only have to blow into a tube, take a tablet, then blow into the tube again.
So the test will be fine. But on the food front, tick-follows-tock-follows-tick-follows-tock.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

And they are making you starve yourself for that!
Madness.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I know.
Selfish bastards. At least do it in the morning!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

and they'll probably be late

( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I have accepted this already so as not to be disappointed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

They are probably just having a bit of a laugh at you

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

yup, they'll come in smelling of food, wiping their mouths...

( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Family fucking bucket my arse

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I'll be you are like Father Dougal when he forget to have breakfast and was 'out of mi head wid da hunger'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I thought your 'eating pussy' days were behind you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I'd eat a nun's arse through the convent railings right now Mont.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

lovely

( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Not really, but bearable with a bit of seasoning.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

aromat makes anything edible

( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

MSG mmmm

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)