Its my last day at this job
should I go out for a pub lunch
or after work?

or both?

alt q - when was the last time you did anything to excess?
( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:49, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go to the pub for lunch and return at 4:55pm for five minutes. Then back to pub.
Alt: err......
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

this is my preferred option...

( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Both, definitely.
Alt q, last weekend. Red wine and cheese.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

i once ate so much stilton that i went green and was sick for 2 days
avoid it when its been at room temp for too long
( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

My ex cat ate about half a pound of mature cheddar off the kitchen table.
He shit orange for DAYS.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

My pal's dog 'Squidgy' swiped half a bar of soapbar
off the table in his caravan and ran off with it. Came back three days later looking fucking weird and was never the same after that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

With soapbar,
I'm not surprised.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

The bad old days.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I just drank 2 glasses of water quickly because I was thirsty

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

MAKE THAT THREE!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

That's rock and roll.
Eat 2 digestives too, cos you're hungry
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I'm not hungry though???!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

that's when things get really crazy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

It was a hypothetical "cos".

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Worst of all the lettuces.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'd go for hypothetical wocket.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Both
Of course. And get really pissed at lunch time and when you get your card and poxy present from the wanker colleagues that you hate call them "A bunch of fucking slaves". Get your cock out, piss in a plant pot and stagger out tweaking the nipple of every female co-worker that you pass.

Or just go out after work and give the PERSONNEL manager some finger pie.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Make sure you have a written reference first though.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

...then ask for your reference

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

This works particularly well if you work with 'African Americans'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Had a bloke doing a presentation on fraud
in the office the other day. He pulled up a map asking if we could see some patterns to the fraud. We said "inner city, low emplyment blah, blah" he said "No, IMMIGRANTS". FFS.

While we were choking on our coffees he assisted his cause by saying "Not just Asians, it's the Polish too!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

What an idiot.


Everyone knows it's the fucking Nigerians, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I AM A PRINCE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

AH AM TRENNING TO BE AH NUSS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

fucking funny

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I KNEW IT!
Take your fucking purple rain and your gay-shaped guitar and shove 'em up your arse, if your head doesn't present too much of an obstruction.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

It's been seven hours & fifteen days since U took your love away!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

"it's been
9 days, 8 hours, 40 minutes, 10 seconds since you called. i been so crazy i'm just about taking our picture off the wall."

which is perhaps fine until you get to the next bit.... "it's been 3 months over 100 days since you held my hand".... i think it might be time to MOVE THE FUCK ON WITH YOUR LIFE, LOVE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Both
Obviously.

I don't know, I've been pretty good recently.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

thu, fri, sat night last weekend
and again this weekend.

i drove one of my married schoolfriends home after a bbq the week before. he and the new wife are buying a house out in the suburbs and will be moving from zone 1 to waaaay out beyond zone 6. and he actually said to me whilst talking about living in central london: "swipe, this is a beautiful sports car. but when are you going to GROW UP?"

i was fucking outraged. what am i supposed to put in my car, my invisible child in its make-believe car seat?? so i bit my lip for a minute or two and then started talking about the long commute and how it impacted on your time together and how it was funny that everyone we know who grew up on the outskirts of london has divorced parents, whereas everyone who grew up in cheshire or somewhere less pressured had parents who were still together...

that shut him right up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

You should have slapped him
whilst explaining that not everybody is as pussy whipped and property obsessed as he is.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

EXACTLY
i was really incensed - ok so maybe he thinks i need to settle down a bit instead of going out so much/with so many different people - but i think his life is pretty damn chew your own arm off boring! however, i didn't say that, because i am not rude and i didn't want to hurt his feelings! raaargh!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Is his sloany mrs
about to have 35 children thus ending any chance of excitement or angry, dirty fucking forever?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

They'll be divorced before they get so old that angry dirty fucking is out of the question.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Well if they do
let her know I am partial to the mumsy type.

They are quite easy to shock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

You either have a very large penis or an interest in S&M.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Yes I have.
And I am colossal pervert.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Huzzah!

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

man on internet is colossal perv
stop the press...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Are you 14?
Can I groom you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

lI have an image of you as a chimapnzee
with a hard on picking fleas from a slightly reluctant Swipe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

That's about right.
Only I have ginger body hair.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Orangutan, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

*proffers banana*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Careful,
last time I did that my boss called me in for a "little chat."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Are you suggesting she's a chimpanzee?
Edit: STOP COPYING ME
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

yes! I win!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Damn my slow and knackered work computer!
Meh, it's marginally less shit and knackered than my home computer...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

computer brain
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

That as well.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I was checking.
Some of them pretend to be a perv just to fit in.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

This is the only website I look at
and it seems quite normal to me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Neither. He had incest in M&S though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Not just any old sex.....M&S sex.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

...or a cattle prod where his penis should be

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

it took him 12 years to propose
i suspect that fear of the move and becoming settled down was at the root of his comment in the first place.

anyway, i fixed him. ha!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Good going!
Cheeky cunt.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I hope you are going to buy cakes for everyone.
If you are, can I have a congo bun.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

does it taste of um bongo?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Um Bongo cake would be fantastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

They drink it in the Congo.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

i hit sainsburies and spent a few pounds on cakes
also, i bought 3 bottles of champagne for me, so wins all around
( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

3 bottles of champagne!
You could get drunk and still have a bottle left to lauch a boat with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

it was a tenner a bottle
so decided I could use them to celebrate the fact i dont have to work till next week
( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

so, erm
where are you right now?

*starts car*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

don't drink and drive, crunchy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I'm sure there's a roundabout I can wake up in

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

About fifteen years ago.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

*Waves*
How are the doggies enjoying Blousie time?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

*waves*
They adore me, what can I say. We're off out after work today for a long walk. Probably a canal trek and chase some ducks.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I'll bet they both stand there thinking....
'There she goes, chasing those fucking ducks again.... Surely she is old enough to leave them alone by now'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I know *shames*
I can't help it. Those fucking beaky twats.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I hope that when you chase the ducks you wave your arms about like a slightly demented albatross.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

You're not far off : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Yay!
It conjures up a fantastic mental image.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

When you get to my age, being slightly embarrasing is a way of life.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I've always been very mature for my age.
*Shouts at a wood pigeon*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I do the SAME thing.
aand not just ducks. Pidgeons too. And Seagulls. And my cat, when he's playing....
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

You're animal crackers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

so the Pacific is not as good as Band of Brothers but still very entertaining.
That is all.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Glad you're here mate
Had a thought, by the terms of our deal you will almost certainly be getting first pop. Doesn't that just brighten your day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

^ That sounds a bit gay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

It does
But it's really not, trust me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

hahaha I think I know what you're talking about.
Lucky, I learnt some new shit this morning.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Some new pain-dealing shit?
Care to share?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

how to block roll and feint. Plus a couple of new combos.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Is there going to be anything left of him?
It won't be as much fun if he's unconscious

(This still sounds gay)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

this sounds like a rape plan

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

How ironic

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

is this something where the photographic evidence
will be NSFW? Is this a question of who goes in the front and who in the back?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Spot on
We're playing a donkey in a panto
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

HOT

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I'm in the back
Ever seen a donkey wiggle its hips provocatively?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Nice ass!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

You're not the first woman to say tha...
Oh wait, yes you are

:-(
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I once played the back end of a wasp in a panto.
I thought I was the bees-knees.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

pff!
OK, good work Jeff, I proper lolled
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Yay!
(Although I suspect you are just tired)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

usually, but not right now
I'm almost in a fit state to leave the hosue
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Are you just giving a final briefing to the pigs
'In the event and any intruders, I want you to squeak. Squeak like you've never squeaked before!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

they are weapons ready
although their punching skills still require work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

You could make them their own rodent gym.
That would give you something to do this afternoon as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I found that too
Those marines moaning about stuff all the time. Some of the scenes were more like Starship Troopers than they should have been.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

and the love stories are a bit wank too.
Not as many memorable characters either.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Neither. Show responsiblity to your colleagues to the very last.
I am, of course, LYING. If you're sober at close of play then you've let us all down.

Alt: going to the cinema tonight so will probably be eating my body weight in Haribo. Does that count?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

No it does not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

at those prices? a man of wealth

( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

BBC dollar innit
Further lies, spunked all that by the end of February. Does THAT count?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

You spent it all on rent boys?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

No
Bought a watch as well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!!!
/ac
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

me too, what choo watching?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Source Code
It's had top-notch reviews (and Thor wasn't on at a convenient time)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

yup meant to be good. I am watching Your Highness. Will be funny cause it's about weed.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Let me know how that one turns out mate
It looks funny but I've heard some very mixed reviews
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I believe the general consensus is that it's a film which even retards belm at

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Both naturally
if you're not drunk by the end of lunch

Alt: I eat to excess quite a lot. And drink. Last days of the Roman Empire that's me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

how did they do the whole eating on their stomachs thing though?
urgh.

mind you, i will always drink lying down in bed if i am hungover, or sunbathing. inevitably this does not end well for me, my nightwear/swimwear, bedding, towel etc. but i still do it. every time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

They ate on their sides, propped up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You piss yourself because you're too lazy to sit up, get out of bed and go to the toilet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

don't confuse me with you
wickerman
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

*flicks fingers in a 'v' shape*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

*counts jeff's fingers*
*laughs at south-western inbreeding*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

:(
*sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

eating on their stomachs?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

as in lying down

( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

they ate lying down
this is just Wrong!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

It wasn't quite lying down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

on one elbow wasnt it?
so reclining
( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

^ this
much like me on a sofa. Yet more in common
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

RIGHT
I need to leave the house and go do excessive exercise at the gym. leaving any...minute...now...honest
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

well i'm going to the pub
I WIN!!
( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

damn you
the gym has a pub in it, I might sit and read in there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

that sounds like my kind of gym
save the money though and just go for a run
( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

god no
Gym is already paid for and allows for less people to see my pasty, wobbly excuse for a body
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Both
I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE DINNER LAST NIGHT!
I have a test on my guts later and that's not until 2pm. I was allowed water at 7am. I am going to eat the cat in a minute...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Why not treat yourself to a takeout this evening after this period of starvation
That'll soon fill you up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I've got stuff already prepared from last night.. Oh yes.
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow so I don't want guts of death in the morning.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I hope the test isn't too uncomfortable.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Oh I only have to blow into a tube, take a tablet, then blow into the tube again.
So the test will be fine. But on the food front, tick-follows-tock-follows-tick-follows-tock.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

And they are making you starve yourself for that!
Madness.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I know.
Selfish bastards. At least do it in the morning!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

and they'll probably be late

( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I have accepted this already so as not to be disappointed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

They are probably just having a bit of a laugh at you

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

yup, they'll come in smelling of food, wiping their mouths...

( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Family fucking bucket my arse

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I'll be you are like Father Dougal when he forget to have breakfast and was 'out of mi head wid da hunger'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I thought your 'eating pussy' days were behind you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I'd eat a nun's arse through the convent railings right now Mont.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

lovely

( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Not really, but bearable with a bit of seasoning.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

aromat makes anything edible

( zulu eh?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

MSG mmmm

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)