32D is "impressive" rather than "epic" as far as I'm concerned
The rest of your statement is flawless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

so what does count as epic?
I trust my 32Js will be satisfactory?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Size does not guarantee epic status, in the breasts stakes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

^this is completely true

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)

you mean I have back pain
can't find clothes to fit me
and have boobs almost down to my waist,
And I might STILL not be eipc?

Well, life's not fair.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I'm sure they're epic
but size isn't all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

*mind boggles*
No, I'm afraid we'll have to invent a new word for those. I'm open to suggestions. Congratulations on becoming the fifth person to enter the B3ta Bra Size Database
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

it's not really a secret
I can't pretend they're not there...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)

You have no much restraint I'm showing right now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

your typing seems to be suffering
for 'some' reason
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Why, that's embarrassing
Some of my keys are sticking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)