Worst current ad has to be the Proctor and Gamble one.
You know, the one with the photos of kids with their mothers half cropped out, 'here's to mums' or whatever.

a) fuck off you heart-string pulling emotional exploitative CUNTS, trying to claim that by buying their fucking jam rags you are somehow supporting 'mums' in some nebulous way.
b) their closing slogan is 'proud sponsors of mums'. How are they sponsoring 'mums'? By selling them things? In that sense Gary Glitter is a 'proud sponsor of Cambodian children'.


OR......

The new Harvester ads are fucking DISMAL. 'Help yourself to salad'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

To be honest, it surprises me that you watch so much TV.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

He's making up for the lack of ITV in the first six years of his life

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

It's true.
I just watch 'Ant and Dec' and 'Blind Date' repeats every night for four hours.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I honestly doubt you could have picked two gayer examples of ITV programming
You bender
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

That was the fucking idea you helmet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Of course it was, Monty.
Of course it was.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I watch history programmes, food programmes and music documentaries.
There was an excellent programme on Roman Britain last night, presented by that Scots cunt from 'Coast'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Please write to the BBC and commend them in this piece of quality programming
In exactly these words.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I really miss the history channel since I stopped my Sky subscription.
And Jerry Springer.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

especially given that Harvesters are shit

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)