Surely your lofty title means you get an invite?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I moved to Germany.
Apparently they cut off the German side of the family. Something about a war...blah blah blah.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Christ some people have long memories
We've every right to be pissed off with the Krauts, but only because they keep beating us at football
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Ah last year's world cup
That was some funny shit right there.
( djtrialprice, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)

How did Scotland get on?
God I'm such a bitter bastard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Since we haven't qualified for anything
since 1998 on account of being shite at football, we have to fall back on the next best thing: supporting England's opponents. And thankfully they're generally very obliging.
( djtrialprice, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

They don't even have to be any good to make us look foolish any more
I wish the media could deal with the idea that England are categorically a second-tier team so we don't get our hopes up before every tournament
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

True anecdote alert
I have an Aussie mate here going out with a German girl. He wasn't allowed to attend Xmas lunch with her Gran cos the gran said 'Auslanders' (foreigners) were not welcome in her house. Needless to say she made her excuses and didn't go.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:29, Reply)

That never would have happened under the Nazis.

Oh wait, yes it would.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I think attendance would have been welcomed
Provided they were happy to wear a big gold star
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Funny that
the German royal family are having a wedding and you don't get a day off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Germany has a Royal family?
And on another note if a public holiday here falls on a weekend we don't get the Monday off. A travesty!
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Our lot are Saxe Coburg Goethe
Doesn't sound like a fine British name to me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)