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hello childrenMy taxi just went past westminster abbey and there are already lots of sadsacks camping out to get a good spot. Is this going too far? Will you be watching the Wedding and where/with whom?
Second alt: seeing apeloverage's next short story link below. How are you at selling yourself? Are you good at a bit of shameless self-promotion or are you more modest? Sell yourself to us... What would you say?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:20,
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Morning SwipeyI've got a meeting in London at 10.30 so I'm "working from home" for the next hour.
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AlsoLampito
Amberl
Monty Boyce
Wanderlust
Wellgroomed Wookie
Turdd
PJM
Chickenlady
Beckyjsbx
Psychochomp
Labia Majora
TGB
BGB
Davros Grandad
Tourettes
Jeffthedogfucker
Gonz
DiT
Roota
DJTP
Rachelswipe
Penguin of Death
Kristine
Clendrix
Vipros
Kitty O’Hara
Crackhouseceilidhband
Captain V
Berk
The Supreme Crow
Noel
NakedApe
Agnostic Antichrist
Sportscow
Darth Foxtrot
Crunchy Related Incident
I've been all these people over the last month or two so now Applebite can choose to show me her nipples if she wants to.
If your name isn't on the list, it's because we didn't think enough of you.
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ah, reminds me of the good old days(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:08,
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I live in the hope that one day you will add me to that list.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:36,
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I didor maybe I just got you confused with another b3tan, that's what normally happens.
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Typical, too mediocre to be remembered.I'd flounce, but who'd care?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:40,
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Some good reason, if I could think of one.God, I'm sounding a bit "Darth" today.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:47,
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Cheer up sonny Jim.You'll soon get to meet Al in the flesh.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:49,
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I hope we don't reach critical mass.Or there may be a small black hole formed.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:51,
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A calamitous gravity well can be avoided thenLondon will be delighted
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I was thinking about who Al's been so far last night for some reason and yours was the first name I came up with. Also Porkylips, The Light in Chains, Larry Vest and, if you're prepared to resurrect him, Battered
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Shhh.This is part of the self promotion from swipey's second ALT.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:49,
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Subtle, insidious, I like itEver considered a career in marketing?
And what does "sounding a bit Darth" consist of? Are you calling me an emo?
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Needy and gay.It's a sort of portmanteau word.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:54,
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I want to take issue with thisI really do.
*searches for grounds on which to take issue*
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if by 'head' you mean 'bits' and by 'sand' you mean '1:1 scale gel filled model of Fiona Bruce'Then yes, I suppose I am.
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I think this has been an amazing adventureDid you by any chance keep a record of all your stautses? Mine was something like, "Is a handsome man with dubious taste in women." Which is bang on the money.
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djtrialprice, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:05,
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I believe I had something like "smug, beard, stupid hair"(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:10,
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Mine was "Is a bender, but has a fit wife"Which is totally inaccurate. I'm not married.
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No, I'm not that interested in the internet.Clendrix's was "Has the finest norks know to humanity"
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I will probably only watch the actual service, rather than the hours of time filling drivel put out by the BBC and ITVLet the masses have their bread and circuses, it will allow their meagre lives to be lifted for just one day.
2nd Alt: What happened to first Alt? I want a first Alt, and I want it NOW.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:32,
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i assumed it was a let them eat cake ref to the plebs?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:42,
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It is a roman thing.The masses will support you if you only give them bread and circuses.
They will ignore the defeats, corruption, lack of democracy etc.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:43,
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re-read the first para you chumpClearly that contains q1, is this going too far and then q2, the FIRST ALT, will you be watching it and how.
Honestly i don't know why i bother (yeah yeah and nor do the rest of you...)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:40,
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But you didn't say ALT, it was only impliedNer.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:41,
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implied terms are jusr as legally binding as express termsSo THERE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:43,
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Is this an excerpt from one of your legal letters?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:45,
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Without prejudice, the cheque is in the post.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:53,
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I'm TOTALLY gonna watch it. It's on at 7pm here.And and and I'll be watching it with mummy. From Home, of course.
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I shall catch the highlights that will be repeated ad nauseum throughout the following days.Blousie.....is awesome. Not that that seems to be popular nowadays in a woman.
And Kate has lost far too much weight. I hope she puts some back on after the nuptials.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:33,
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Yes that's going too farbut people camp outside Wimbledon for tickets, and that happens every year instead of once every thirty so I can't say I'm surprised.
I'm as ambivalent towards the wedding as I am towards the monarchy, I do feel a strange obligation to watch the ceremony just because they've given us a day off though. We'll be on a train to Nottingham but Ms Foxtrot has asked that my parents Sky+ it so we can watch when we get there. She wasn't born when Charles & Di married so is more excited about it than me (obviously I remember it very clearly, having been about 2-and-a-half)
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It's going to be pretty similar to the last oneexcept with slightly prettier people.
As if Rathergood.com had taken the original video and put Will and Kate's heads on the participants.
But not like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:50,
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Did anyone else scan this looking for spelling mistakes?Good game last night eh
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Fulham - Bolton was apparently a cracker.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:06,
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The Realgame personified everything crap about European football. The play acting was appalling.
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As you say below, the skill levels are as good as you will see. But for me it means absolutely nothing if you act like such a complete cunt.
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To be fair to himMessi actually seems like the one player with a bit of integrity. Takes the immense amount of fouling that his style of play attracts and holds his hand up when he's guilty himself.
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djtrialprice, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:18,
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I agree with Mourinho pointing out that Barca have had it fucking easy from the refs Especially after Arsenals treatment.
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This is why Messi will go on to be regarded as better than MaradonaDespite his heritage and the long-established practices in Argentinian football, he's not a cheating cunt
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I concur entirelyAt least it sets up a potentially interesting second leg, as Real will have to take the game to Barca at the Nou Camp rather than parking the bus like Jose did last year
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It was 70% Barcelona making Madrid look foolish on their own groundand 30% pathetic handbags. The way the Barca players conspired to get Pepe sent off was disgusting, I wouldn't expect that from anyone except the filth down the A52
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It was worth it for the special one not to look smugI dislike Barca for all their 'simulation' but I really love watching players sprint when dribbling and keeping the ball right at their feet. So the second goal was liquid football. Shit... eat my goal!
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djtrialprice, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:10,
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He must have a foot like a traction engine!Totally inappropriate in view of last night's game but still makes me laugh
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Implied alt: I will be in Spain before it all starts and have no interest in watching it. I saw on the news last night loads of people from the US and the like have come to camp on our streets to get a good view. Crazies.
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I act modest (in real life)because people seem to take the piss when you blow your own trumpet. Frankly though, I know what I'm good at, and how good and am not ashamed of it.
This is part of why I am called smug I suspect.
I don't mind the monarchy, and I think Will and Kate seem alright. I will be packing, travelling to Cornwall and surfing when the wedding is on though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:12,
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I have used your "smughenge"gag on several occasions recently.
Good work fella.
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You were going to build a statue of yourself and call it smughenge. I assumed it was a joke and you don't have a statue of yourself in the garden?
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I ws making a joke just nowthat I was puzzled that you thought the statue thing was a joke
it's not just one statue anyway, it's one for each rock at stonehenge
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:18,
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it's encouraged(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:29,
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You blow your own trumpet hon.I'm sure the Mrs won't mind.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:14,
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would that I could Blousie....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:16,
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YOU ALL GET A DAY OFF BECAUSE OF THE WEDDINGYou ungrateful swines. In other countries we have to work all day on Friday.
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I moved to Germany. Apparently they cut off the German side of the family. Something about a war...blah blah blah.
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Christ some people have long memories We've every right to be pissed off with the Krauts, but only because they keep beating us at football
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Ah last year's world cupThat was some funny shit right there.
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djtrialprice, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:27,
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Since we haven't qualified for anythingsince 1998 on account of being shite at football, we have to fall back on the next best thing: supporting England's opponents. And thankfully they're generally very obliging.
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djtrialprice, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:45,
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They don't even have to be any good to make us look foolish any moreI wish the media could deal with the idea that England are categorically a second-tier team so we don't get our hopes up before every tournament
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True anecdote alertI have an Aussie mate here going out with a German girl. He wasn't allowed to attend Xmas lunch with her Gran cos the gran said 'Auslanders' (foreigners) were not welcome in her house. Needless to say she made her excuses and didn't go.
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That never would have happened under the Nazis.
Oh wait, yes it would.
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I think attendance would have been welcomedProvided they were happy to wear a big gold star
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Funny thatthe German royal family are having a wedding and you don't get a day off.
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Germany has a Royal family?And on another note if a public holiday here falls on a weekend we don't get the Monday off. A travesty!
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Our lot are Saxe Coburg GoetheDoesn't sound like a fine British name to me.
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I just complained to th ecouncilabout the twats who run the car wash opposite our house selling a load of cars on the road, which takes up our parking spaces.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:20,
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I don't knowit's an online form you fill in. My council have form for this kind of thing though, the rules were brought in to stop people running car sales businesses from their houses, but then they started fining anyone with a "car for sale" sign in their window.
But the people over the road are taking the piss. Parking is hard enough without them nicking 2 or 3 spaces for their shit heap cars, especially when they have a fucking car park of their own.
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sounds like the students on my roadI and all my friends managed without cars at uni. Why do they need 4 per house?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:30,
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Old-man-complaining-lolzYou'll be writing to Points of View about darkies getting uppity next.
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djtrialprice, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:20,
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I shan't watch it, but I have no problem with the Royal Family.Not sure William should be marrying a pikey though. Have you seen her family? Ugh.
I shall like as not be watching the comical undersea antics of Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward instead.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:25,
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I bought her a 4-disc box set simply because I wanted to watch it myself.It's the best cartoon I've seen in years. The end sequence of the full-length 'movie' is fucking hilarious. He turns into a psychedelic wizard and starts freaking out on the guitar. Magic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:34,
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Goofy Goober?The live action inserts they do with the pirate and canned laughter are utterly bizarre. I've got children at various stages so I get a mixture of Roary, Spongebob and flippin' iCarly.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:45,
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Oh man I love that Spongbob.Who lives in a sandcastle under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:26,
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Oh yes! I got carried away and it's been a while since I watched it.Bloody nephew lost interest. I've even forgot the rest of the theme tune : (
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:37,
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Her family are fucking awfulI bet her Mum is very pleased with herself for plopping a future monarch out of her fanny
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It's a disgrace. He might as well have married an Estonian lap-dancer.*ruffles Telegraph*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:35,
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That said, he is punching well above his weight, even more than I amAmazing what effect a Kingdom can have on a girl's standards
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If he shaved it all off then he would look fine, but of course being an upper class twit, he won't do that.(
girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:41,
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Too right. Owning your own home is usually enough to get a nice middle class girl frothing at the leg. Shows what a kingdom can do.
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Alt alt: Terrible.When I ran club nights and DJed, my pal Yeti managed me and the promotional stuff, seeing as he is a self-aggrandising nightmare. I have huge problems with immodesty and braggadocio - this is a major problem with job interviews but it's how I was raised.
I am not embarrassed by doing things well and SLAYING THE COMPETITION, I've done plenty of music/art/dance things which are in a sense 'look at me' without cringing, but the whole 'selling yourself' thing I find pretty much impossible.
It's odd how much I love old-skool hip-hop, when you consider that it is in essence just people going on about how great they are.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:32,
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Surely the principle difference between old-skool and current hip-hopIs not to be found in the lyrical content, but in the quality of the fucking music. Dre can bang on about how awesome he is all he likes; 50 Cent can fuck right off
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the difference isthe old skool rappers were awesome. Modern ones are wankers.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:39,
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They always were. They just actually have some now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:41,
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I've just remembered that Dr Dre's new track is a massive disappointmentBut The Chronic and 2001 are awesome records, so my statement stands. And eys, modern ones are wankers. Take one muscular black man, sit him on the hood of a flash car with a woman in a bikini, make him talk quickly about how much money he has, presto. The video for Flo Rida's "Low" is a horrifically stereotypical case in point.
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You are mixing up 'chart rap' with hip hop here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:46,
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He was OK in the World Class Wreckin Crewbut I think NWA are overrated and his solo stuff does nothing for me. Premier is a 50 x better producer AND he didn't used to wear makeup OR do a MASSIVE u-turn over his stance on weed to be 'down with da kidz' like Dre.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:50,
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I quite like a lot of modern hip hop.But oh lordy I can't stand Flo Rider or Sean Paul or Pitbull.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:58,
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Not all of them by a long chalk.The problem is that now folk are either 'underground' which means more earnest, thoughtful and intelligent lyrics but not terribly catchy and rubbish to dance to, OR a dancey beat and monosyllabic gibberish over the top.
The last 'big' record that was a combination of the two that I know of, was 'Oo-wee' by Mark Ronson, bizarrely.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:44,
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I'm still undecided on Ronsonbut the man has connections. Getting Ghostface Killah to rap over that tune was genius
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Yes and no.Yes the music is frequently hideous now, but I also believe the fact that in the 70s/early 80s, the bragging was essentially just bullshitting (no-one had anything at all and the South Bronx looked like Hiroshima) means there's an innocence to it all that I love (I am aware how fucking patronising this sounds). Hearing some helmet crap on about having a dozen cars when it's a reality is just plain vulgar.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:41,
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Where do you stand on the Wu-Tang?First two albums only, anything from The W onwards can piss off
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1st 'full crew' album, and 1st albums by Raekwon, Gza, Meth and ODB all superb.The rest, directionless and dull.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:45,
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ODB's first album was fucking hilariousDidn't get he get ejected for taking the piss as a result? Agreed, Tical is an awesome album. I really enjoyed Wu-Tang Forever as well.
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His show in Ilford was the funniest thing I've ever seen.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:55,
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On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is teetotal and 10 is "Monty Boyce",how wasted was he?
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13. His trousers fell down and he sat on the drum riser downing champagne in his pants.He then tried to get 'all the ladies' back to his hotel.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:01,
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You don't get rappers like that any moreNot least since he carked it a few years back
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Edan is my favourite. I LOVE Edan.Insert 'he's cheesy' gag here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:44,
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You are also mixing up 'chart rap' with hip hop here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:47,
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No i'm not"hip hop" is a shit genre. Full Stop. IT'S ALL JUST FUCKING SHIT.
OMG! Monty in "receiving a taste of his own medicine shocker!"
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yes there isRoots Manuva, Skinnyman, Foreign Beggars, 57th Dynasty and RJD2.
And plenty more recent than those as well.
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I can't abide roots manuvabecause of witness the fitness. I hate that tune
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:51,
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I find him a little too earnest and worthy.Mr Lif, however, is outstanding.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:00,
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His 'Universal Magnetic' and 'Bodyrock' feat Tash and Q-Tip are amongst the best post 'golden age' hip hop records in my collection.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:05,
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Black on Both SidesWas a marvellous album. Premier's production on Mathematics is superb.
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Not like that 'Yngwie Malmsteen', who is no way a complete shitty bender, right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:56,
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Plan B, Dan Le Sac, Dizzy Rascle.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:02,
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Utter, utter shit, never heard him, but assume he's certainly shit, and just shit.(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)
How can someone who rhymed"I stab you in the eye yo', with a fucking biro, the same biro, you used sign your gyro, you fucking wino, best step back or you'll get blood on your nikes bro' "
be shit?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:19,
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None of them has bad Germanic poodle perms so Al won't be interested in them.None wears tights either. You're wasting your time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:10,
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Oh man, you totally zinged me thereby pointing out that one technically gifted guitarist is a massive cunt who once fell into a swimming pool while carrying out a telephone interview.
Totally undermines my point about all the above artists being shit and talentless.
Totally.
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I suspect that a lot of the most technically gifted guitarists are massive cuntsnot sure why, but it just strikes me that Steve Vai is probably a wanker
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:17,
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I get the impression that Joe Satrianihas become less of a pretentious twat as time has gone on.
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This is right.I've read interviews with him from the last year or two and he seems remarkably sound.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:21,
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he's certainly producing some less wanky musicsome of the Chickenfoot stuff isn't too bad
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:22,
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That's the thing about guitariststhey need to realise that they ought to be part of a bands structure, not the entire focus of the band.
You would do well to take note.
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I am so not the focus of my bandyou are right though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:24,
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The focus of your band is its shit name.Deal with it, please.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:26,
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I've triedit's not happening.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:28,
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I shall compose a short essay on why they should, if you like.It may contain expletives, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:29,
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I'm tempted to ask you to do this for my entertainment anywayI don't think it would work with the band though. They don't quite understand.
arguments were like
"we've got a following" - yeah, but it's only our friends and some people we know from the pub
"we've got two cds out" - they're not 'out', and they are frankly a bit shit
still didn't work. The trouble is, most of the band aren't horrible music snobs like you and I
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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The same applies to singers who often think of the band as their backing band.Don't they, AXL ROSE?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:25,
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axl would totally have got it in the 80s thoughwell, if i hadn't been about 8.
not now though. his scary plastic face scares me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:35,
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Ritchie Blackmore certainly has a reputation for being "difficult."(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)
'Medieval gaylord' might be slightly better.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:24,
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he's a nutter(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:23,
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I will be avoiding the wedding by spending all day in a rehearsal studioIt's hardly militant republicanism, but the band are Welsh, so I think that makes a suitably passive-aggressive statement.
Alt: I really need to get better at self-promotion, both on the music front and also in terms of ever getting myself a job. Currently I'm fairly rubbish at it, as I get embarrassed too easily
(COME AND SEE MY BAND, BITCHES!)
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Is this an actual venue or another lewd insinutation regarding my alleged homosexual activities?(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)
I'll be in London the following day becuase we're going to the zoo, zoo, zooso I hope everyone will have unchained themselves from railings and debuntinged the place. I'm shocked how cheap it is to get parked for the day at one of the outer tube stations and then get day travelcards, works out about the same as just parking at the zoo.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:49,
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Yeah but it's shit up there and nig-nogs will probably steal your car.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:58,
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We don't have darkies up here in North Londonwe make them stay near Aldgate, that way we have better schools.
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Hahaha as a policy it seems remarkably successful.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:04,
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isn't there a kind of biscuit called a lancashire nig-nog?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:34,
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I fucking hope you're right, here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:42,
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they look ragther tasty actuallywww.lawnswoodhighschool.com/lhs/JCExerciseBook4.html
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:45,
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Thanks for thatI was looking at East Finchley as it's only £1.50, has lots of spaces and is in Zone 3.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:01,
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Oh man you can visit me !!1!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:07,
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How many are you and I'll get the groceries in for your fry up and picnic hamper(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:08,
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Do you live in Finchley?I work in N Finchley. It's bent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:10,
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Muswell Hill, I've got work stuff in Norf Finchley and Whetstone, it's all a nice shade of grey round there(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:14,
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It truly is. Muswell Hill's alright though.Although the lack of tube is annoying for us non-drivers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:15,
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Highgate and East Finchley are quite close, but I drive anyway I lived in North Finchley for a year, it so dull I never once went out there, tempting as the Tally Ho looked
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:17,
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my friend used to live in finchleyit's just..... a long way from anything........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:33,
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Bishop's Ave.I don't care how rich they are, it's not hamstead, it's finchley.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:44,
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That's a great idea for a businessThe London Day Trip Parking & Picnic Package
*heads to patent office*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:11,
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I'll be at an alternative thingwhich sounds a bit hippy to me.
I'm not necessarily great, but I am right
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:10,
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not badI should have been wearing factor monty burn cream when I logged on today
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:22,
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Hahah best check for melanomas, yo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:23,
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