You're new around these parts. Therefore, you might be Bert.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Bert
as in Bert and Ernie?
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Bert was a member on here
he fucked his underage half sister and admitted it online, it was an interesting time.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

..and each time there is a noob
we hope for the same sort of excitement, like ghouls who can no longer feel emotion unless it's at the expense of a new piece of meat.

So, we expect anyone new to perform for us, or sell their soul and wallow in the pits of OT, forever scrabbling for scraps of entertainment in the pain and mental instability of others.

Welcome
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Chompy's googling his soul out from underneath him as we speak.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)