wanking and broadcasting it on the internet
who the fuck does that?

I know someone who does, and he 'accidentally' invited my other half to watch... she videoed it with her camera and now I have a quite an extensive collection of video clips of a fat ginger wanker. If only I knew of somewhere that would provide a bunch of people dedicated to making/remixing stupid videos...

hmm...
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:38, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck off Bert.*
*Standard response is standard.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

whatnow?

(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

You're new around these parts. Therefore, you might be Bert.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Bert
as in Bert and Ernie?
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Bert was a member on here
he fucked his underage half sister and admitted it online, it was an interesting time.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

..and each time there is a noob
we hope for the same sort of excitement, like ghouls who can no longer feel emotion unless it's at the expense of a new piece of meat.

So, we expect anyone new to perform for us, or sell their soul and wallow in the pits of OT, forever scrabbling for scraps of entertainment in the pain and mental instability of others.

Welcome
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Chompy's googling his soul out from underneath him as we speak.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

That would involve me spending a lot of time looking at a fat ginger wanker.
Which is outside of my remit I'm afraid.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

And that would eat into your raping time,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I'm not a rapist Jeff
in other news: If you like Stewart Lee www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2011/apr/27/royal-wedding-secret-kate-wills
You'll like this.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Stuart Lee comes across as a pompous, joyless arsehole.
and his 'Comedy Vehicle' was nothing of the sort. Every week seemed to be (well, the two episodes I happened to catch) him spouting off about some aspect of popular culture proclaiming 'something is shit because I don't like it'. It was like he'd spent valuable minutes of research time on here and then just nicked Monty's entire act.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

*clicks*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I LOVE HIM
but comedy vehicle is shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I note from the article
That a new series is starting next Wednesday. Oh fucking joy, he got a second series.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

It's not an act.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Alright then, back catalogue.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

most people would be in the same boat
which is why I want to know who he expects to want to watch...
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I'm pretty sure someone somewhere wants to watch everyone have a wank.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Leslie Grantham
Obvious answer is obvious.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Hahahah
*sucks finger*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

+ murders German cabbie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

+ in Portsmouth

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I don't blame him.
Think of the fare from Hanover to Portsmouth.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Happy Christmas Ange
*Gives Monty divorce papers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

According to Wikipedia Grantham played the role of Mike Mustard
In a TV game show called Cluedo (I don't remember it).

Surely the correct answer every week would be, 'Leslie Grantham, in the back of a taxi, with the revolver'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

You win the internet today Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Lots of people have Simply Red DVDs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I'm sure that if you look on You pron there are millions of similar videos
Why did your other half video it though? Is she the sort of person who, on arriving at a road accident, wonders whether to film it or administer first aid?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

should you not be afraid
that your other half has made an extensive collection of these clips?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

worried?
or arroused?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I told her to
so we'd be able to drive him mental over the years with hints and the like.

I was driving home, she phoned to tell me about it and I said to video it for evidence that we can use against him.

since then though he's tried to get her to watch again and that's made us realise that it was no accident to begin with. Put a whole new slant on it and now I keep sending him emails from a girl I made up, trying to get him to wank at me and all the while talking about these video clips I've seen. He's not replied yet so I'm just floating an idea on here.

generally my other half is a good un, she's just recently had a couple of blokes trying to crack on to her and she's not handled it in the best way, this guy is the least of my worries but he's the only one I've got this level of dirt on.
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Does anyone else think that THIS cunt is mental?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

*raises hand*
internet people are wierd.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Pretends to be a girl, his missus is recording some other guy wanking online, they're planning on blackmailing him somehow and she has a history of handling weirdos badly in the past.
Hmmm.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

it comes to something when all of us think that someone is weird and a little perverse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I think, sir, we can probably stop the internet now
it's definitely done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

not blackmailing
well, that wasn't the original plan anyhoo, I'm still not planning on blackmailing him but now he's tried it again I do want to embarass him.

and who hasn't at some point pretended to be a girl on the internet for lols? eh?

oh. just me then.

I'll get my cloak.
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

well, you and Wormulus.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

frankly the whole affair is entirely odd
embarrassing a fat ginger wanker is a good motive though. I'm not sure I'd want my mrs to watch that even so.

Don't take the mockery too much to heart (at first) if you stick around you may fit in.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

This is good advice
If you either ignore or deflect the abuse - and it will be copious - there are giggles to be found
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Shut it gaylord.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

See? This shit is like water off a duck's back now
*cries*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Nah you know I'm kidding mate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I do
But you're significantly lovelier than most of these cunts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Aww. Stop that.
Or I'll kick you in your ovaries.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Be worth it for the chance to meet you
If you can do it from there I'm fucking terrified
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I honestly do not know how to take that whole statement.
Part of me is flattered and part of me suspects a trap.
*insert squidhead*
"IT'S A TRAP!"
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Hahaha
It was meant as a compliment, I'm not Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

That can only stand you in good stead.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

And nor do I have an ovary-kicking fetish
Yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

This isn't abnormal behaviour
For paedophiles and other sex offenders.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

and you would know
combining as it does both business and pleasure for you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

*also raises hand*
*realises this post contains more irony than a blacksmith's forge*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

bert bert bert bert bert bert bert bert bert bert bert bert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

totally staying online today
to see what happens
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

see I wanna stay online
but my antipodean body clock is making me tired and it's past my bed time.. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

change it for a less upside-down body clock then.
profit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

would if I could manage it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Oh shit, I'm supposed to be offline aren't I?
Whoops.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

BUSTED.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I couldn't help myself, I just wanted to call "cunt".
You got me to open OT today anyway, damn you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Go back to work, we'll talk about this later. ;)

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I call sock puppet.
Who are you really? If you've been reading /OT for a few days, you can tell this is likely to get flamed or ignored.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

i say
we go along with it. We need entertainment here, fellow ghoul
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I'm all for going along with it.
But where is the nasty man going to take us?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

into a black van with a tear stained mattress in the back.
and then to the woods. Where you're all alone.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Is that how Monty treated you?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

oh god no.
it was worse.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

The black van was your 'happy place'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

it truly, definitely was.
Oh Lord how I dreamed of being thrown into that black van instead of what I endured...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Hahha that was rather dark.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I am grinning like a loon.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

ah, the van of sexual urgency. how I have missed you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

my name is Gavin
I am a twonk.

But then, aren't we all?

I shrimply thought I'd ask the question so that I would feel better about it, if this was happening to your other half, would you not want some kind of way of embarassing the fat ginger wanker?

seems relatively normal to me.
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Do you work for Autoglass?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

haha
"gavin, 26, technician for Autoglass"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

from west gloucestershire.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I'm glad someone got it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Oi
That's my meme. Hands off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

sssh. they might pick this one up instead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

How else will I hark back to past glories?
Harp on about it long after everyone else has stopped caring, you say? Alrighty then!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I was on NorthWest Tonight once

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Bank job?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

That's what's weird, you see.
We're all relatively abnormal, yet we're calling you out as being properly odd. Recording someone having a wank on the internet if you're not getting your rocks off to it just strikes me as pretty fucking odd.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

If by embarass you mean:
1. Taking a billhook to his neck for talking to my girlfriend / wife like that.
2. Ending our friendship, if unable to go ahead with no.1

Then yes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

yep
I'm not really friends with him, and can't be now. she is still friends with him on facebook (which is where it all started). it's not happened for a bit but it just annoyed me that he was trying it on with her.

what's a bilhook?
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

It's an over-rated bass player.
Oh, hang on. not that.

It's basically a polite machete.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Facebook eh? nothing bad will happen, as its not real or anything.
and, one of these:

www.twwholesale.co.uk/product.php/site/froogle/sn/3830091480
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I love the "extremely heavy duty AND made in Wigan"
as if Wigan is the holy source of all garden tools that double as terrifying weapons.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

It probably is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Here's what you should do
Tell this fat ginger that in no uncertain terms his actions are out of order, and he is to cease and desist from sending your missus his cam footage. Also tell him unsolicited indecent exposure online could be seen as a criminal act.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Or, you could just cunt him right in the murray.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

thanks!

(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)

...or send him a video clip of you wanking, see how he likes it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)

My guess is "a lot"
you could desend into a terrible ginger wanking spiral.

And, yet another for my list of band names. "Ginger Wanking Spiral"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I am clicking "I like this" on way too many things today.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Have you used your real name as your online name?
That's a bold tactic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

yes
yes I have

didn't think it through did i?
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Depends
Is there likely to be anything embarrassing turned up by the Google search Chompy is now carrying out?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

i was on Jim'll fix it once
but i can't find it on the interwebs anywhere
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

My Dad was too
Jimmy Saville's an interesting fellow, no?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Dear Jim
Please will you fix it for me to have a slightly less bent son.

Regards,

Darths Dad
aged 55
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Sorry Darth.
I'm still annoyed about the footbal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

So you should be
And my Dad was only 41 when he went on Jim'll Fix It ACTUALLY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)

So what did Jim fix for him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

He was a warm-up man for Terry Wogan
Basically told jokes to the audience before Wogan's chat show back in the day. Terry himself is an absolutely lovely bloke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

He wanted to sire the most epic homosexual in internet history.


Good old Jimmy, never lets you down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Bollocks
Did he reply to my written request, aged 10, to play for England? No he did fucking not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

POTD
(It's been a while since one of those was awarded)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

it's okay. you're not on facebook or anything for finding.....

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

There is a Millicent Gavin though
Interesting twist, mostly it's guys pretending to be girls
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I know. Bizarre.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

If you've got a beard and your missus' name is Amy I clocked you about half an hour ago.
I might not reply for a while, I'm just filming myself having a wank to photos of your bird.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I have no beard
and she is not called Amy.

where do you get these ideas?
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I suspect
some chap on facebook called Gavin Millett.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Yeah, his missus looks like a right goer.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Mind like a Welsh railway, I'll wager
one-track and dirty.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

bit angular though donchathink?
her face has angles in it, jutty ones
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Sexy angles.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

awesome!
that guy kinda looks a lot like the fat ginger wanker!!

how very queer
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

.. except he's skinny, not ginger and bearded?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

yeah
but he does
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

And I'm done!
Wanna see my video?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Noel.
Honestly, sometimes you make me worry. And want to gouge out my eyeballs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

*bows*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

we're like lightweight
4chan in here. Next we order pizzas to his house or something, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

interesting
I suggest this in itself is the trap. You have used the name of the so called 'ginger wanker' himself to set him up for trouble. THE PLOT THICKENS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

dig for victory
darth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I'm going to hold my hands up and say I've got no bloody idea what you're on about here darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I thought you'd be digging through the
interwebs finding stuff on him. But now I remember you aren't a very good stalker and much easier to stalk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Aha
Yes, you of all people should know that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

not handled it in the best way had her knickers round her ankles up against the bins before you can say "bacardi breezer?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)

.. . why are you trying to get him to wank at you?
Surely you have sufficient 'evidence', if by 'evidence' you mean clips for your personal pleasure
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I want to get him to agree a time and stuff, then...
...pop up on the webcam and laugh at him. potentially with my friends and possibly his brother.
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

will work best if you video all reactions
it'll be a youtube hit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

not thought of that but a good idea
i'll try and arrange.

if he ever replies, i'll let you all know.

to be honest, this isn't as big a deal as it may appear, just got a bit bored and thought i'd see what kind of a reaction it got on here.


turns out I'm a cunty sock puppet called Bert. who knew?
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Would you like to see footage of me wanking?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

he could just click on your gay4u profile for that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I told you to stop stalking me online. I'm telling Lab.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Or Grindr.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Or Redtube

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

or
montywanking.com
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Is that the sister site to
bukkakeboyce.com
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

half sister

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

oh, well played. textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

*bows*-

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

You should hang around here for a bit.
I'm sure you will fit in.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Gavin, insider tip;
the above is code for "I'm going to enjoy making you feel foolish"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

foolish anally stretched.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Don't scare the poor boy off

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

exactly.
ease him into it before you bugger him half to death.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

That said
I am intrigued to see a noob get a rougher ride than I had
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

*breaks out the sandy lube*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I only sugested it so you could have a break.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I only said I'd done it so's they'd take the truncheon out of my anus.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

That's dashed decent of you old chap
I withdraw my objection. Get stuck in.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

...the frankly disturbing followup single from The Funky 4 + 1 More
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUUyGxRoDQY
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Specialist 'joke' is not funny shocker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Ah, but you're special. And funny.

( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Thanks!


Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Did you know that we're going out for dinner soon?

( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

No-one tells me SHIT around here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

The girls are organising it. Just turn up when you're told to.

( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Jawohl, mein fuhrer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Sieg Heil!

( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

he's window lickin' special.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:25, Reply)

loads of people.
*zips up, removes ginger wig and merkin*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

you should take off the merkin
before you zip up. Otherwise they just get mixed up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

You've got an American on you?
Kristine, surely you can do better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)