Part of me admires the persistence of someone who can be arsed to conjure a QOTW post every week
I really cannot be bothered unless something highly pertinent springs to mind as soon as I read the question.

Part of me thinks "Christ these people have a lot of time on their hands". And then I remember that I was second on TGB's most recent fail chart.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

To be fair
When I first signed up it seemed like every week there was a question I could answer (99% truthfully I might add). But for the last 18 months or so it's really gone off the boil and I can't be arsed to make something up
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I haven't answered one properly in quite a while I think
my life just isn't funny or interesting. and I'm not enough of a cunt to try and make out that it is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

^This
I've told most of the genuinely funny stories that I can think of and cannot be arsed to rack my brains for a vaguely fitting one every week. Obviously some are complete bullshit but I try to only do that if I think they're suitably funny.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)