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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
This is just one reason why I'm staying single.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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latest was 15 years ago)
The other being your preposterous hair.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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Preposterous though it may be
At least it's not white and thinning.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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Mine isn't thinning, I'll have you know.
If it starts to, it's all coming off.
....AND THE HAIR!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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It was a low blow, for which I apologise
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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The other being your chins which get in the way of your penis
and render any attempt at coitus impossible.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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I just fuck my chin clefts instead
It feels remarkably similar, so long as I remember to shave often.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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