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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Totally threadstomping the newbie because he might be Bert.As I posted before, who thinks it's a good idea to phase out cash and cheques and who thinks the jingle of coins in the pocket is welcomingly reasuring?
Shit DR T - beaten to it again.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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latest was 15 years ago)
pound coins make me feel rich(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:47,
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Would you rather have 9 pound coins or 19 50p peaces?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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19 50ps are worth moreand more use at car park machines
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:52,
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What about 361 5p coins or 9 £1 coins?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:22,
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I think it's a 'no deal', Gonz.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:32,
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I like the Jingly Jangly of coins.But I do not like their heaviness.
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Hang on, we're still preparing the ritual bumming.I'd even got the special lube ready.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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A ritual bumming.And I thought I was in for a quiet day.
You use the lube, I will get my camera.
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I'm only the lube suppliersomeone else will need to perform the bumming. Don't want to split the poor boy in two after all or more likely have him not even notice
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:02,
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Give it 3 years and people will be using their mobile phones as cards, true story.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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I doubt it there's no convenience advantage.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:54,
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I'd lay down money on it, all Blackberries in 2012 will have the NFC technology built in, reportably iPhone 5 might have it, there are loads of android phones coming out with it...... Barkleys and Lloyds are both already are in production for the terminals.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:21,
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I remember the feelof a £1 note, and how much crappy stuff it would buy at Woolworths when I was a small person.
Can we have the £1 note back please?
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But the introduction on the £1.00 coin launched a whole new 'pound coin holder' industry.Why, I don't know. But people were mad for having their quids in a case for a few weeks.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:55,
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Oh!My Uncle Doris was MAD about those. She bought loads of the pound coin holders off the market, and kept them in her handbag. Heavy handbag she had for a couple of years. Took her ages to pay for anything.
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Remember to sheath it up firstCardboard decomposes very easily when it gets wet
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You really should try keeping it in your pocket rather than the rectum.(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I assumed you were offering dildo adviceI always think you're offering dildo advice
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I just officelol'd as I read your response as 'accompanying dick'.(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)
PerhapsShe was being really Jewish about her cash. I'm sure that you can get the money out of a smartie tube holder quicker than you can a pound coin holder.
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Totally Uncle DorisI was confused about the gender of UNcle Doris when I was growing up, and I have no way of proving it one way or the other now.
If you get me not drunk and bum me, I will tell you all about it.
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I quite like cash, but I do use plastic more and more.I have a small mountain of change on the corner of my desk, just through emptying out my pockets when I get home. A while a back I took the pound coins out, and put them in a separate container, there were £150 worth. I feel like scrooge sometimes.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:59,
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ok so my friendhas been flirting with this guy she met online (match i think). a few weeks have gone by with many emails, texts, phone calls and facebook messages. they had arranged to meet up tonight.
so yesterday afternoon she texted to check where they were meeting. nothing. texted again in the evening. nothing. one last time at night. NOTHING. and she has heard precisely nothing since, despite the fact that she can see he has been on fb and match.....
why? why would anybody be this rude? how hard could it be to meet up for one drink?!?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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Hello RSSounds like he has gone off her but doesn't have the nuts to tell her.
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but how can he have gone off her when he hasn't met her??i suspect he met someone else last night.
but it's online dating. she would understand that. she can't understand silence.
what a total sweaty clotty gash!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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Yes, it's very impressive.Now shut your legs and get the tea on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:15,
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You may be correctPerhaps more than one woman turned up expecting an internet date...and he went and introduced himself to the wrong one. And possibly didn't twig even when this other woman's intended date turned up, resulting in some initial awkwardness but eventually a fairly successful spitroast.
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apparently, all of the worst oneshow she does it, god only knows. It's like she's some kind of wanker magnet and yet again, the band name generator strikes. Ladies and gentlemen, headlining the NME stage tonight, it's Wanker Magnet!
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:05,
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in my defencethis really is my friend, not "my friend".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:13,
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My original point standsAlthough it's unfortunate that your friend has the same luck with men as you. Or, you exist in a part of London populated entirely by dickheads
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She also exists in a part of Londonpopulated entirely by the super rich.
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If there's one thing I've learnt from The Apprenticeit's that being moneyed, and going in relentless pursuit of more, absolutely does not make one a complete tosser. No sir.
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If there's one thing I've learnt from The Apprenticeit's that it's completely fucking shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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*jaw drops*You... don't like something to do with popular culture?
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Exactly, look at Alan SugarWhat a nice bloke, definitely not completely up his own arse and deserving of a brick to the face.
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I would love to go on there and bring up the Amstrad e-Mailer. REPEATEDLY.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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I imagine he has an army of arselicking goons* to remove people like you from his sightI would thoroughly enjoy watching his face work through various shades of puce in the face of this, however
*failed contestants
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You've met men.It's just that they were all dressed as Robin Hood.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:09,
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some friends had a wedding in the Robin Hood ExperienceThere was a Robin Hood there who did some act or other which, I imagine, usual wedding guests ignore or are pretty reticent in joining in with. He was quite taken aback when 40 larpers not only were enthusiastic but joined in stuff.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:15,
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OK, I'm from Nottingham, and even I think getting married in the Robin Hood Experience is ludicrous. The Brian Clough Experience would be fine
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Slur my name all you like (which I automatically assumed you were, once I spotted the word "homosexual")but I will hear nought against The Greatest Football Manager Of All Time
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Great manager indeed.And even if he was bollock deep in Taylor it matters not one whit.
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That sounds fucking horrendous.1) 'had a wedding in the Robin Hood Experience'
2) 'There was a Robin Hood there who did some act or other '
3) '40 larpers not only were enthusiastic but joined in stuff'
That is my idea of hell.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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even when someone gets out a guitarand starts singing songs about shagging corpses?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:18,
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4. 'someone gets out a guitar and starts singing songs'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:22,
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Secondedthe idea of joining in a group entertainment activity is my personal hell
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:47,
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most have long hair and wear leather trousers(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:16,
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Most wizards do NOT wear leather trousers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:18,
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that's what you think(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:18,
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Monty must be a wizardthere is no way anyone like him could score with lusty unless magic was involved.
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Oh there's a whole lot of magic alright.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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heheleather trousers are optional, then
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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So short hair is a deal-breaker?Damn... *looks for photo of 19-year-old self*
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Maybe he has got no legs.That would make it quite hard.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:04,
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It makes me even more determined to try and get used to being single till I die.(
girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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I think it's less rude not wanting to meet up, more rude for leading her on and actually setting a date.But perhaps her need to text him three times to ask the same question has set him off.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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You mean 'Gunther the Grunter', the tennis coach from Dusseldorf?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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She said it resembled a peaMinute, spherical and green.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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and ignored in favour of the carrot(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:26,
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I don't think he's ex yet(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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Maybe not technicallybut lets face it, it's all over bar the inevitable online crying.
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From him or her?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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From me, for having to hear about it AGAIN AND AGAIN AND....(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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Well, we don't know himbut I imagine he will be doing some crying when she points out that, even though after a few tries he seems to know what to do with it, it's not very impressive, and a large number of people on the internet know this.
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About telling all of OT how small and ineffectual his penis is?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:32,
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Yup!Please tell me she didn't tell the internet until after she'd decided to break up with him.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:33,
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Honestly, I don't know for sure if she did or notThis was a month ago, or thereabouts.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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She told us all he had a little willy the first time she fucked him.(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
sometimes i hate being the last one in cause i always miss the good stuff(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:50,
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Not yetbut if I was going to properly break up with someone for being as big a tosser as this guy is, I'd make sure I kicked them as hard I could.
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This is just one reason why I'm staying single.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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The other being your preposterous hair.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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Preposterous though it may beAt least it's not white and thinning.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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Mine isn't thinning, I'll have you know.If it starts to, it's all coming off.
....AND THE HAIR!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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It was a low blow, for which I apologise(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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The other being your chins which get in the way of your penisand render any attempt at coitus impossible.
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I just fuck my chin clefts insteadIt feels remarkably similar, so long as I remember to shave often.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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I know how this goesThere is at least one other woman in the picture. She should consider it a lucky get away.
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Sometimes I hate being a bloke on dating sites.It's always the guy who has to contact the girl, not the other way 'round... I've totally given up, haven't posted in a month because of girls who won't even reply 'thanks, no thanks, jog, loser'... at least it would be _some_ kind of human contact.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:33,
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i've never used an online dating websitethe only online guys i've met have been from THIS website.
and one from a really old chat site when i was 19.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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I've emailed guysoften they don't reply either
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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Aren't the girls MEANT to contact the boys first.Crikey, I was doing it all wrong.
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He's gone away to re-group.I suspect a second thread starting shortly.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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I really hope he's not so naive as to think that this "fat ginger wanking on camera" meme isn't going to haunt him for the duration of his residence here
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Ah, but if anyone lurked for long enough to learn the rules of the gameTHEN waded in with the frequent posting, we'd accuse them of stalkerdom or internet sadness
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I preferred Happybara. He was actually really alright.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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RIP my niggah *pours out some Henny*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:24,
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I for one, prefer to get money out of the bank and pay for things instead of plastic.But then I'm old and still remember old money.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:22,
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I have a hazy memory of old money.Due to not having much of it when I was a toddler.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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I have a hazy memory of 1987-93(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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Looking back, I think they were, you know.I was so happy in my ignorance.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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Actually my hedonistic years, whilest unproductive and financially wasteful were bloody fun.(
girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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My life today weighs heavy on me like manacles of iron.I yearn for my carefree youth so much it pains me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:53,
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a 'gay' joke about yearning for youths!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:54,
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We all have to wear the manacles of responsibility eventually Monty.Let the past go and resolve to embrace the future.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:58,
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if it makes you feel betterI remember the old fifty pence coins
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:53,
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You know you've been on B3ta too long when...A colleague sends you an IM saying "Is this a bit OTT?" and you wonder what the other T stands for.
It was this she was asking about. I well want one.
www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e071/
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Like he gives a shit about that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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Everyone of our generation has a thing for Princess Leia in the gold bikiniEVEN BENDERS
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I wonder where she bought her costume...(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:54,
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Pity the poor twats at the company selling the rugHow many times do you think they've heard "Does this include the chick in the bikini?"
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I bet you £1000 the answer is 'less than three'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:01,
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As if you have £1,000 to spareHave you never worked in customer services? That sort of question is not only typical, but substantially less idiotic than some of the shit I've heard
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I hate coinsI always end up with coppers that I don't know what to do with
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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*something about kettling*(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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You put them in a large jar till the jar is filled. Then you take them to the Asda coin machine which magically changes them into big money.You then buy Red wine and pizza.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:45,
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Or just take it to the bankwhere it will be worth the value of the actual money saved, rather than the money saved less an outrageous percentage.
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or count it with your hands and brain(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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Don't they make you sort it into bags of 100 x 1ps or whatever?I've got about £100 in 1p, 2p and 5p coins, it would take fucking ages to count it out.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:52,
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Right, Monty, this is why your so shit.What you have there is a load of money, and what you need, is money. What you also have, is lots of time which, were you to use it counting up your money, would be put to productive use, rather than just taking MDs and waking up in a bin.
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£100 isn't going to do me any fucking good.Plus, your terrible grammar is why 'your' so shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:56,
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Actually I take it all backI think the best thing you could do is just throw all your loose change at passers by.
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The best thing you could do is run over your own head like Brian Harvey.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:00,
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There are no ASDAs nearbythough I went to one for the first time in six years, last month. The jar idea is good though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:51,
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coin counting machines are not restricted to Asda(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:06,
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^thisAnd whilest they do take about 8p in the pound, (I think), it's still worth it, unless you actually like counting lots of small change.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:09,
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I don't collect changeI give it to bus drivers
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:09,
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We have a jar at work that we put anything up to 20p in that we then place into my nephews bank account.He has just over a grand in there now.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:11,
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The met are always recruiting,send them there.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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i love coins, i have them everywherethen i collect them all, take them to the coin counter and POOF EXTRA BEER/WINE/CIGARETTE/FOOD MONEY
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:51,
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I find it strange America still has $1 bills,they've been trying to get rid of them for years but the public like them.
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I once got pissed up in New York and accidentally tipped a barman $100.The lovely fellow alerted me to my error so I gave him $50 of it for his honesty.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:58,
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I could really do with that $50 now, if I'm honest.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:00,
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It was about 15 years ago.I had no mortgage and no child.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:02,
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Or 'nous', you might say.As I just have.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:05,
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I'd rather have financial acumen than a prodigous vocabulary.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:13,
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Because I'm a convicted nonce.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:19,
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and bowel control(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:04,
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£29.99 at today's exchange rate.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:04,
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well yeahbecause a soda from a machine cost $1.50, if you had only a five or a ten, you'd get all quarters back
If we didn't have dollars I'd have to save for MONTHS to go to the strip club
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:00,
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you can't use notes with most of our machinesso that isn't an issue
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:05,
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god do we have to think of everything?stuff them up their cunts
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:09,
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you're not allowed to touch the strippersgawd, what sort of tawdry places do you have over there?!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:12,
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Well, if you came to visit us, you would totally find outwe'd take you to the Flying Scotsman, near Kings Cross.
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is that a pirate bar?I'll start a jar that says "Trip to UK" and ask for donations wherever I go.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:15,
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I have never been to a strip clubalthough I do know you aren't allowed to touch them.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:15,
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She can't believe someone with hair as daft as yourscould possibly have seen a naked woman if it wasn't in a strip club.
I went to a strip club in Budapest. It was fairly depressing, me and my friend just wanted beers, but apparently the strippers object to being treated as waitresses.
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that makes senseI've never been in a position to go to one. Always had better things to spend my money on.
and knowing a few girls who have worked at strip clubs, I prefer my women less vacuous, less bony, and looking less like they've been hatchetted around the face.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:21,
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I suspect I'll end up in one again weekend after nextas I'm going to Munich on a stag do.
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Yeah, they won't strip for me if they can see meI'm too repellant.
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They are horrible places.I've been forced to attend a few for social and MD acquisition purposes.
The people being exploited are primarily the retarded men who go to them. They don't fancy you, you know. They're pretending not to despise and pity you in exchange for money. And no, you can't shag them (apart from the ones in the Rainbow Sports Bar in Shoreditch).
The very definition of 'tawdry'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:23,
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The other bad thing about this one in Budapestwas that there was one girl who was clearly only about 15, she wasn't getting naked on the stage, but she was wearing the usual slutty clothes and I reckon she was there to attract a certain type of Bert customer.
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sometimes the men are really fucking gross, and a lot of times the girls won't even look at you if you're a girlbut there are some girls that like to have fun and make it fun for you, maybe they're pretending, I don't care because it's fun.
But there are ones that hate being there and find it disgusting, and if that's the case, get a different job.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:29,
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that's a bit of a harsh thing to call her(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:10,
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