I have never been to a strip club
although I do know you aren't allowed to touch them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*gobsmacked*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

why?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

She can't believe someone with hair as daft as yours
could possibly have seen a naked woman if it wasn't in a strip club.

I went to a strip club in Budapest. It was fairly depressing, me and my friend just wanted beers, but apparently the strippers object to being treated as waitresses.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)

that makes sense
I've never been in a position to go to one. Always had better things to spend my money on.

and knowing a few girls who have worked at strip clubs, I prefer my women less vacuous, less bony, and looking less like they've been hatchetted around the face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I suspect I'll end up in one again weekend after next
as I'm going to Munich on a stag do.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

make sure you bring your blindfold.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Yeah, they won't strip for me if they can see me
I'm too repellant.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

haha shut up

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

They are horrible places.
I've been forced to attend a few for social and MD acquisition purposes.

The people being exploited are primarily the retarded men who go to them. They don't fancy you, you know. They're pretending not to despise and pity you in exchange for money. And no, you can't shag them (apart from the ones in the Rainbow Sports Bar in Shoreditch).

The very definition of 'tawdry'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

The other bad thing about this one in Budapest
was that there was one girl who was clearly only about 15, she wasn't getting naked on the stage, but she was wearing the usual slutty clothes and I reckon she was there to attract a certain type of Bert customer.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

That's horrible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Have you got the address?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

sometimes the men are really fucking gross, and a lot of times the girls won't even look at you if you're a girl
but there are some girls that like to have fun and make it fun for you, maybe they're pretending, I don't care because it's fun.

But there are ones that hate being there and find it disgusting, and if that's the case, get a different job.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)