Are you going to have sex with BGB?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If there is a god.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Please do, she needs a good seeing to
You'd best not be lying about looking like a fat Jeff Bridges
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Lying is such a harsh word.
Stretching credulity about whether I represent a common physical type might be more accurate.

I'm a looker but not in the Jeff Bridges mould I am afraid.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I'm trying not to imagine the results of this messy b4sh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)