Howdy there, b3ta's third tier!
GMoS was the most wonderful man ever to let you read his thoughts on the internet.
He was better than you.




Who do you, QOTW list as your internet heroes?
JMG Thread, etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:12, 32 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

pft that's just Lab in glasses

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

nowhere near enough chins

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

what happened to him?
is he dead?

why was he called Grandmother? OAP transexual?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

The good name GMoS was never fully understood.
It is thought that it was a slight deterrent against the throngs of women who'd try and look him up under any of his other names.
Perhaps our nation's finest gentleman, GMoS never once lost at Strip Poker.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I appreciate you taking the time to answer JMG
might I pose another question? Where is DonkeyGums?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I heard he got mauled by a pug.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

He got a new job and wanted to try Stand up seriously so quit b3ta because it was a time sink.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

So, not dead then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

fair enough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Last I heard he was one of the finest female impersonators on /QOTW
Apparently plenty have fallen for "her".
As for his regular account. I see him every now and then.. I think he just got bored, or Shaq rich.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

He is gone from us now. As is poor GMOS
But they live on, ALWAYS IN R BROOMS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

is that a 3d photo?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I'd like to think so.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I'm going to spend much of my evening thinking about GMoS. It's how I like to wind down.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Action knows how to relax.
He don't need to to tell tall tales on the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I tried with my 3D glasses
Didn't work
( Peej, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I heard the GMoS fan club gave out free glasses which did work.
For a short while.

Always giving, was GMoS.
He's probably on a different website now, scoring with all their ladies.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

'Scoring with all their ladies'?
He looks like a cross between Peewee Herman and Marc Almond which can hardly be a benefit, can it?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Can't knock GMoS.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Why?
Is he special needs?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Trying too hard.
GMoS Club laughs at you.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

What a handsome chap.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Are you going to have sex with BGB?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)

If there is a god.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Please do, she needs a good seeing to
You'd best not be lying about looking like a fat Jeff Bridges
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Lying is such a harsh word.
Stretching credulity about whether I represent a common physical type might be more accurate.

I'm a looker but not in the Jeff Bridges mould I am afraid.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I'm trying not to imagine the results of this messy b4sh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

He was.
And He still IS Jammie.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Third?
Does that put us above qotw, links and the calendar? I reckon we're moving up in the world.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Better than me at what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Better than me looking like a hideous Joe 90/Rick Moranis hybrid.
That's what.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Rest in peace young nigger there's a heaven for a G.
Pourin' a fifth to my man GMos. Taken too soon.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:34, Reply)