That is the most tenuous, desperate piece of Royal Wedding journalistic shoe-hornery I've seen to date.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I didn't even read it.
I'm not actively boycotting the wedding but as I've hardly watched more than a minute or two of TV in the past two months I've managed to avoid all the hype. I decided to watch BBC News for an hour when I got in from work and ended up getting a bit caught-up in the whole thing, then turning it off when Alistair Campbell's wannabe pop-star daughter was invited to sing a few bars of her new royal wedding-themed song *dry-retches*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I'll be watching Top Gear re-runs on Dave.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Hahah I thought it said "Top Gun" over there and couldn't quite work out why you'd put yourself through that again.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Oh Christ no.
I take it you saw the thread on FB the other day then? God almighty, what a festering pile of thinly disguised homo-erotic wank that was.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I've not watched it for years, Tom Cruise has become a caricature of himself in everything I've seen him in for the past ten years
with the possible exception of the MI movies.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Is that a euphemism for 'taking my pointless, miserable little life'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Looks like he's already done it, folks.
RIP Davvo, you were a cunt and everyone hated you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

We'll still go to the send-off though, his missus does a good line in ciders.
Edit: Just you and me Monty. I feel a little awkward.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I'm not staring at your tits. Honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Fuck off Monty
I've been smoking a tab in the glorious sunshine, innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Damn, that sounds like a good idea.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I also have red wine.
WIN!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Maybe I will fuck off.

Maybe I'll do just that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Have a lovely weekend, snookums.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)