Neither thanks
I don't want to inflict my body on others. If I had to choose, then probably the beach since I can hide in water, and I don't like saunas
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I thought you'd have take the two options and put them together
and opted to be naked in the Aztec zone of the Crystal Maze.

It looks dead warm there, and it's indoors like a sauna.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:03, Reply)

How would I entice the presenter then?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:04, Reply)

O'Brien or Tudor-Pole?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Tudor-Pole

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I agree he was the better presenter
(We've had this debate before).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I remember
I like O'Brian, but T-P was also good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Wanna be careful with those teeth etc.
I was O'Brien, but his harmonica used to do my nut.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I am now going to waste all night looking to see if they made a porn version of the crystal maze

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:05, Reply)

It's an automatic-cock-in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:06, Reply)

YES.
I think we have a unique opportunity to enjoy ironic 90's gameshow pr0n before hipsters get into it.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:07, Reply)

It will star loads of confused estate agents who are offered some clunge
But just stand there shouting 'I don't know what I'm supposed to do!!!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:10, Reply)

lols ensure

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I watch it occasionally on "Challenge" or some shit.
I gag quite often at the fact I used to think those people looked cool when I was a kid.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)

farm6.static.flickr.com/5054/5494325882_f34cc41cda.jpg
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Awesome sauce
would still pass in shorditch though?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I'd do that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Whatever it is

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I watch it on Challenge as well
I still quite want one of the crystals
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:28, Reply)

www.technologyke.co.uk/ourshop/prod_485956-The-Crystal-Maze-Crystal-Replica-Quality.html
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I read something a while back about O'Brien having had a sex change.
I haven't been able to find anything to corroborate it, though. But it was an article in the Telegraph magazine, so probably bollocks anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:08, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_O%27Brien#Personal_life
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Right I'm off.
Play nicely peeps.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Enjoy, love to the ladytype!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:18, Reply)

The Crystal Meth Maze
Contestants attempt to complete seemingly ordinary tasks such as ironing shirts, standing in a queue and completing a short queastionnaire on breakfast cereals.

Watch as they become increasingly paranoid and hostile towards their team mates and be sure not to miss the stunning finale as they are all locked in The Crystal Meth Dome, the contestant that extracts all their teeth the quickest wins a boating holiday on the Norfolk Broads.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:51, Reply)

This I would torrent

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:55, Reply)