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Question timeWould you rather sunbathe nude on a nudist beach
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go nude into a sauna?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:31,
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BeachMy balls would get all sweaty in a sauna. I think I'd prefer the feel of fresh, cool sea air wafting over them.
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Neither.Frankly the very thought abhors me. I have trouble disrobing in the shower I mean, have you tried taking your clothes off in a shower? It's very difficult
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:46,
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Have I tried taking my clothes off in the shower?I Mitre*.
*Okay, they make plumbing fittings, but it was close
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:48,
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You're really plumbing the depths now.Evening JeffyWeffy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:50,
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Don't.He'll flood the place with puns.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:51,
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This place is going down the drain as it is.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:52,
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He seems to be flush with shit jokes.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:52,
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The place will be awash with them in no time.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:52,
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Don't be a drip.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:53,
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Can't help it.I think I have a tile loose.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:54,
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It's too late to dig yourself grout now.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:55,
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Looks like it's curtains for me.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:56,
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Mildew just shut up?!(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:59,
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I don't get this...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:00,
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That's because it's terribly obscure.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:01,
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'JeffyWeffy'What sort of Sunshine Bus did you go out in today?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:52,
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So you'd prefer DogFucker then?I'm just being friendly innit? I'm off out in a bit to celebrate my father in law's birthday, that he shares with devil in Tights and Saddam Hussain.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:54,
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Sorry DGHave fun.
I'm going out in a bit myself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:54,
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:55,
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Urrugh.Bender.
Aside from the FiL birthday, have you got any other action-packed fun time ahead of you this weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:56,
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Not much no, on account of being a bit skint again.Local band playing on Saturday so driving to the next town to see them. They're very good.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:58,
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I can't imagine there's anything less attractive than a beardy, fuzzy-haired, slightly-overweight man sweating his moobs off in a saunaso I choose beach, as long as the water's not freezing so I can wash the sand out of my crack.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:51,
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Nudity should be banned.*pulls up t-shirt to chin*
Plus I can't do saunas. I get claustraphobic.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:53,
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Would a well fitting bra not save you from having to make manual t-shirt adjustments?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:55,
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Pffft whatever.How the hell are you my favourite Tod...ite?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:55,
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I have wine, beer with tequila, (although not the one I had in Morpeth), and cider.HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM : ))))))
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:56,
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Pretty damned good by the sounds.I have cider, chicken wings doing their soaky-uppy thing in the fridge and edIT on the High-Fidelity Sound System. And a pining.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:58,
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Aw! don't pine : (Knowing you're loved must be awesome, no matter where the partner is.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:59,
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It's pretty fucking sweet, yeah.Only six months to go.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:00,
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In fact, actually, only four weeks to go until I can get my bash on.Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. That'll do in the short term :D
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:02,
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HELL YEAH!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:04,
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IN STEREO-O-O-O-o-o-o-o-o-...(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:06,
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Hell yeah!I'm doing a practise run of an aubergine dip this weekend. Get me and my hostessing type actions.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:05,
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Getting the Jewish cookbook out?We're totally bringing foodystuffs with us, probably something in the slow cooker.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:06,
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Oh man, I could make CHILLI!(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:06,
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I think we're doing African chicken stew, the same as last time.And maybe pies. These are internet sweaty types after all.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:09,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1185986
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:10,
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This is the main reason I am not fat also there is nothing in my fridge apart from cranberry juice and about 20 of those tubs of garlic sauce that come with pizzas.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:12,
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saunaI don't like the thought of sand in places where sand should not be.
Plus, the thing about nudists is that they are not attractive people in general, so it probably wouldn't be so bad self-esteem wise.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:57,
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Ask another if you like.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:58,
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It's fucking perverted, that's what it is, K.I imagine that Chickenlady is merely gauging our responses so she can imagine us all in various sand/steam scenarios, the filthy pervert.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:59,
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Would that work by making other nearby calendars appear sexy by comparison?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:01,
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There are 12 months in the year, though :((
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:02,
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Maybe some of the tubbier ones could take up several months.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:03,
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I can use the other half As I am geek-skinny
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:19,
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I'm notMy g/f is always nagging me to expand my diet beyond black coffee and cigarettes.
I'm not an attractive man. Plus most of the bulk that is there is sasquatch levels of hair
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:25,
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worked wonders for my grandmotherto be fair, I'm basically the same weight I've been since I was probably 14
which is horrible for someone that age, and this age, but I haven't gained, and I'm sure if I quit drinking I could lose weight
but...ugh...who wants to do that?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:27,
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Exactly. If you stopped drinking your problems could catch up.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:29,
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It works a fucking treat, trust me.I dropped about 25lb in two months stopping drinking and increasing walking last year. Shit I've put it back on again since Christmas :/
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:34,
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I need to lose about five times that.I may have a breakdown if I quit drinking.
I just really need to start exercising. Hands down.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:36,
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I whent to the gym stoned onceSpent ages on the cross-trainer as the display was simply fascinating
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:39,
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irl loli haven't been stones in aaaaaaaaaages
such a good girl, me
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:43,
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Me either This was back in my student days.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:50,
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We could get jolly jack to do a sexeh squirrel section and baldmonkey could draw the cover
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:03,
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As long as he's not in any photographs.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:05,
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There are DEFINITELY enough sexy b3tans to fill a couple of calendars.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:05,
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I'm constantly amazed how fit these internet-types are.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:07,
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My fridge is too far from my keyboard :[
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:08,
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Look Noel, just because you like to look in the mirror and tell yourself how pretty you are, it doesn't mean everyone else feels that way.(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:11,
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if he does it 12 times he has a calender though(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:13,
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Not feeling fantastic about myself at the moment in all honestybut I kid you not, I was bashfully overwhelmed by the hotness of at least four of the women at the last bash, and some of the men have got it goin' ON.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:13,
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*blushes*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:15,
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^this is trueplenty of good-looking ones
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:16,
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I will have to start coming to more bashes or failing that set one up myself.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:16,
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srsly though Leeds bash anyone?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:19,
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Yeah.City had it away with them in the Old Peacock years ago.
Oh, hang on. You mean a geeky collective thing....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:20,
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Indeedy Though we could go to the scummy pub by the train station where all the LUFC firm drink
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:22,
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OkThere has been talk of finding a pub quiz in central Leeds. But if we cant there are some god-dammned good drinking establishments in the city.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:46,
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Yup, there's a few people around your way too.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:25,
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I'd say so.Maybe a bit later in the year, between summer and Christmas, as there's a few over the summer that are already heaving.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:30,
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I may just have a local get together down the pub then. (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:37,
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Around West YorkshireThere's me, Woodside, Bella and BGB. Plumdozer lives in York and has often suggested finding a pub quiz in central Leeds.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:43,
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I shall keep a lookout for one tomorrow. (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:44,
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ActuallyLets just go to the pub in leeds as a pre-bash planning session for the actual bash.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:57,
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BGB's Todmorden extravaganza isn't too far awayI'll be doing the last train home and I'm sure that ends up in Leeds.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:28,
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This also actually.Come to this, it was wonderful last year. Alright TD? Bringing your walking boots?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:30,
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Being one of the unemployed now, it dependsIt'd be nice to have a stride out, but if I can get any casual driving jobs over the weekend they'd have to take first priority.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:34,
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Noooooooooooo.Shame. How're the freelance plans working out?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:35,
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Pretty good, thanksSheridan Landlord Services (my new venture) launches with fanfares and marching bands on June 1st, but I've got driving work Saturday, Monday and Thursday.
If I can get to grips with the technology I can make a go of it, I reckon.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:39,
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What technology are you looking at?I'm reasonably handy, as are a few people around here. If I can't help, I might be able to point you in the right direction. Gaz if you want a hand.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:45,
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Very basic stuffEmbarrassingly so. Things like putting spreadsheets together and adding photos to documents.
It might sound a bit pretentious but I've always had people to do this sort of thing for me, so my understanding of basic office suites is limited.
I'm teaching myself slowly via some "Retards Guide to Computers" type books - thanks for the offer but that's the way I learn.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:52,
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I have been using OpenOffice for some time Its close to MS office in terms of capabilities, but attractively priced at free.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:58,
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The man has good advice, but I can point you in the right direction for MS software if you're used to it.I can knock out spreadsheets and web stuff, some image manipulation etc. Honestly, just gaz me your requirements and I might be able to help, or point you in the direction of people who may.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:04,
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Thanks once againBut I like to teach myself stuff. I have acute technophobia and need to overcome it.
And the stuff we're talking is very basic.
I think I said on here a few months ago that when I was at school (I was born in 1968) a "Computer Studies" CSE was introduced, and the teachers solemnly forbade us bright kids from signing up to it on the grounds that "it was a passing fad."
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:15,
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Sounds good. I was in Tod the other day. I got told off by my northern g/f for pronouncing it Tod-more-den instead of Todm'den, like the southern fairy I am
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:31,
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I was passing through on the traindid you not see me wave?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:40,
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It's the one with the bust of Jeff Bridges outside.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:47,
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Did you meet Gonz? I heard it's a bit like meeting a black haired Fabio. (
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:19,
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Gonz is one of the most wonderful people I've ever met, not just b3tans but folk in general.He is a living, rotund, sweet little legend.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:24,
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I would like to meet him tooonly I rarely end up down that London way
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:28,
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I may try to get down there for x-mas(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:38,
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Ain't you popping down for /ot's very own fat Jeff Bridges?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:38,
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I'm just glad that you're happyI hope he lives up to his photo's which may or may not be photoshopped
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:41,
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Pfft.You're at least 800 times fitter than she is.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:47,
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Soz but the wank bank is stuffed full of Whigfield at the moment, I'm not sure I can fit that inI'll see if I can rearrange things
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:49,
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But she's only skinny.I'm sure there's room for me.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:50,
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My sig wins.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:50,
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Have utoobed edIT, will revisit them AA++(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:53,
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That's a whole bunch of +(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:06,
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thusly so www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoxB2KyTKP0&feature=fvwrel
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:13,
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I love it It really convinces you that he is a nutter
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:21,
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He only does that because he is too scared to say 'candyman' (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:18,
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We could call it 'The Bulimic's Little Helper'(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:03,
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"with free papercuts every week"(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:05,
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Wether you prefer to have sunburn on your genitals or be surrounded by other swetty nekkid people
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 18:59,
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Oh wait, that's a totally different question.I mean, I can get sunburn on my genitals on a sunbed if I want, but it's rare I get to hang out with sweaty naked people.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:01,
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Neither thanksI don't want to inflict my body on others. If I had to choose, then probably the beach since I can hide in water, and I don't like saunas
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:01,
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I thought you'd have take the two options and put them togetherand opted to be naked in the Aztec zone of the Crystal Maze.
It looks dead warm there, and it's indoors like a sauna.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:03,
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How would I entice the presenter then?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:04,
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O'Brien or Tudor-Pole?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:05,
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I agree he was the better presenter(We've had this debate before).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:07,
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I rememberI like O'Brian, but T-P was also good
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:14,
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Wanna be careful with those teeth etc.I was O'Brien, but his harmonica used to do my nut.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:08,
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I am now going to waste all night looking to see if they made a porn version of the crystal maze(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:05,
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YES. I think we have a unique opportunity to enjoy ironic 90's gameshow pr0n before hipsters get into it.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:07,
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It will star loads of confused estate agents who are offered some clungeBut just stand there shouting 'I don't know what I'm supposed to do!!!'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:10,
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I watch it occasionally on "Challenge" or some shit.I gag quite often at the fact I used to think those people looked cool when I was a kid.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:18,
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farm6.static.flickr.com/5054/5494325882_f34cc41cda.jpg
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:18,
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Awesome saucewould still pass in shorditch though?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:22,
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I watch it on Challenge as wellI still quite want one of the crystals
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:28,
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www.technologyke.co.uk/ourshop/prod_485956-The-Crystal-Maze-Crystal-Replica-Quality.html
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:32,
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I read something a while back about O'Brien having had a sex change.I haven't been able to find anything to corroborate it, though. But it was an article in the Telegraph magazine, so probably bollocks anyway.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:08,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_O%27Brien#Personal_life
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:12,
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Right I'm off.Play nicely peeps.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:17,
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Enjoy, love to the ladytype!(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:18,
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The Crystal Meth MazeContestants attempt to complete seemingly ordinary tasks such as ironing shirts, standing in a queue and completing a short queastionnaire on breakfast cereals.
Watch as they become increasingly paranoid and hostile towards their team mates and be sure not to miss the stunning finale as they are all locked in The Crystal Meth Dome, the contestant that extracts all their teeth the quickest wins a boating holiday on the Norfolk Broads.
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Gonna agree with other people hereneither. Although I guess it depends on the other people who are naked, too.
Saunas make my breathing funny
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:32,
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That's your internet asthma playing up(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:35,
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STOP DIAGNOSING ME!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:36,
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I worked hard to become fully qualified as an internet Doctor(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:39,
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my friend has been in the ladies for a loooong timeI am tempted to drink her cocktail.
What's wrong with her dr lyon? And can i drink her chilli infused vodka and strawberry thing?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:50,
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you have the best cocktails(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:54,
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Without studying her vagina up close I'd suggest Cystitis being a common infection of the bladderI'll start her on a course of antibiotics, and would suggest that she stop dropping her knickers at every opportunity
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:56,
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You're a shit doctor.You don't check for cystitis by looking at the vagina.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:00,
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I always demand an intimate search of all my patients(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:02,
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Even though I operate from a Harley Street practice I'll throw in a free tit gropeerm check for breast cancer
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:03,
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she is not my typebut I have the world's best cocktail - lemon and vodka and butterscotch!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:02,
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needs less lemon and butterscotch(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:04,
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+ is there cock out tonight?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:04,
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+ crusty tissues next to me(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:09,
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FUCK that sounds like my kind of cocktail.I realised I'm becoming immune to regular chillies when Poppet and I went for pizza and I had the hot one AND the chilli oil and my lips went numb but my tongue didn't feel a tingle.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:07,
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Sauna.And listening to some proper DnB had reminded me how bent and nonce Pendulum are.
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I Utoobed Combichrist they're even more shit(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:43,
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You just go onto the website youtube and put the word Combichrist into the search engine.(
girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:46,
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You know what I meant.Bendulum are the musical equivalent of AIDS.
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I am seriously loving edIT at the moment, fucking proper tunes.Not drum and bass but lush quirky bassy trippy shit.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:49,
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This is "Certified Air Raid Material" and it's lush.I like it anyway.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:54,
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Not the strongest track on the album but indicative:www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgOgwrAtMOY
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:54,
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Hmmm no, and I can't find any by regular means.Shit, am I actually going to have to buy something?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:57,
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Autonomic is D:Bridge & Instra:Mental.They do a hugely successful podcast. Glacial, DnB influenced electronica.
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Also going some Nu-tone, Noisia, EZ-Rollers for old-school, Klute is fucking great and Chase & Status for that 1992 pop jungle vibe.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:56,
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Blah whatever.I'll never judge you for your musical taste, I'll just gently disagree with it. Also, it's why I mentioned pop.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:19,
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Saunas are sexy(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:47,
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FUCK ME Bobby my oven smells like heaven.This is not an invitation to take my virgin bottom.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:48,
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You are darthAi run the fuck away
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:50,
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I think the caveat dismisses the "bender" tag there.I'm not about to try and get on your shitter, I was commenting on how fucking wonderful my flat smells thanks to my awesome chicken wings.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:52,
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beggars can't be choosers(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:56,
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And make it snappy Im considering going off to the pub and having my own personal bash.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:08,
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Don't be looking at me chiefWillenium started it and he actually lives in Leeds.
I don't even work there any more.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:18,
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