I met my current partner of three years when I sold her a fag for 50p
So yeah you probably cant do much worse.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 21:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

not bad going
I met my stupid ex while dressed as a zombie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I figured I would never see her again
so I needed to be compensated for the loss of one of my last two fags.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:01, Reply)

PROFIT

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I gave a fag to a tatty old dosser yesterday
Oh bugger...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:03, Reply)

congratuations

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:03, Reply)

An act of Charidee, mate
Tatty old dosser was content, I felt a degree of capitalistic empowerment, end of transaction.

Hang on, there's someone at the door...oh bugger x 2.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)