How is that remotely sexy
Hey baby, check out my cock. It's in a bun and covered in ketchup. No, that isn't some sort of septic discharge. It's Reggae Reggae sauce. Go on, have a taste of it before you pass-out.

Yes Bob, I'm sure you've had untold success with your (Levi) root(s) to a ladies heart.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Jeff, I was only playing. Why so grumpy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)

I'm always grumpy.
You know that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)

no that's Rory. You need to have a ruddy good word with yourself younf man.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Rory needs a good seeing to.
All that anger. it's not good for a bloke.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Rory is funny as fuck!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)

yes but he is perma-hostile, get's a bit fucking dull

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I got into a slanging match with sexface on /talk
that's why I have retreated to the relative sanity and conversation of OT
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Sanity?
And is sexface still about?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)

check out the talk board

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Do I have to?
It goes too fast. Can't you just link or something? I need a piss.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)

never come across him
not in that way. Is he a goon? I have heard stories.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Sexface
is entirely responsible for CHCB and Catface getting married.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:30, Reply)

How?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

He tried to cop off with her
she knocked him back, catface came to the rescue, took her outside and then impregnated her with his sperm of steel. THE END.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Bless.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)

It's a story that rivals Wills and Kate.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:45, Reply)

I'm amazed the wedding wasn't met with rival offers from both Ok! and Hello

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:46, Reply)

It was on a website.
Irish midget shagging monthly, I think.

The first bit is true.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:55, Reply)

I did see the story when someone posted the link.
It looked like the happy couple had a lovely day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:57, Reply)

I meant seeing to
in the form of a good, hard, shag.

We've had our differences in the past but he seems to have mellowed a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:27, Reply)