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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, everyone seems to have gone to bed or are smoking or having a wank or something.
Does this mean I have to talk to myself?

Alt: What are you doing tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:31, 168 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
working
What you doin?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Not watching the royal cunting wedding.
Probably re-runs of Top Gear or summat.

How is my favourite Badger?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)
I'm alright thanks, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Good thanks
Tired, I'm afraid I am going to bed now but I wanted to say hi to my favourite granddad :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Spoilsport.
Give our love to Gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)
will do
give ma a big snog for me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:42, Reply)
The mouse on my computer is fucked
it'll go up and down and right, but not left. this is very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Did you try feeding it wine again?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Nah, it's been clotting around for ages.
Think it's given up the ghost now.

NEARLY BASH TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I'm awake now.
far too early for a holiday, but I am awake nonetheless.
Today I'll be going for my first proper walk since my car accident. Bit excited :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Walks are cool.
I might have one tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:47, Reply)
mmm I don't think it'll be a long, Hilly one.
But I'm definitely going to try for half an hour to an hour on the flat. ease back into it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Beach may beckon.
The trouble with living where we do is that the beach is ten minutes away, and some seriously hilly walks, half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:03, Reply)
ahhh, see I live within five minutes drive of the beach and an extinct volcano in either direction.
so I just mosey on over and then walk until I get hungry. And then I walk back to my car and go home for foood.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:07, Reply)
That's not an issue, it's just we're spoiled for choice.
We live in just about the most sparsely populated county in England, and there are all sorts of awesome places to go within a very short distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Herefordshire?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Northumberland.
Not the most sparsely populated bit, but close enough to warrant living in a cheap area.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Lucky you.
I live in the South West of Victoria. at the moment - you guys have had warmer weather then me!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
wow

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)
It's been fucking boiling here today.
I had to remove my vest and stroll around topless and make snowballs and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)
With a hanky on your head as well I hope.
Andy Capp lols
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I'm working.
And probably trying to filter out the background-level yacking about Kate Middleton's dress.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:47, Reply)
I suggest headphones.
Or an atom bomb. Or a machete.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:48, Reply)
I went to the pub.
But I'm back now.

Dunno what I'm going to do this weekend, I've been asked to a couple of barbecues, so unless I get a better offer, I'll go out for food poisoning.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:58, Reply)
will there be ladies?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)
No, just poodles.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Arr.
Tis a lady who has invited me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:03, Reply)
woohoo
any chance of summer hippy love?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Hard to say.
The lady who has invited me, I've woken up next to on a few occasions, but neither of us want any sort of relationship. We joked that we ought to go together so we'd both have someone to talk to, should neither of us find anyone better.

At least, she was joking. I might go on the pull.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)
put your cock in a bun and smother it with reggae reggae sauce
she will love it
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:07, Reply)
That's just weird Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)
sexy weird though

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)
How is that remotely sexy
Hey baby, check out my cock. It's in a bun and covered in ketchup. No, that isn't some sort of septic discharge. It's Reggae Reggae sauce. Go on, have a taste of it before you pass-out.

Yes Bob, I'm sure you've had untold success with your (Levi) root(s) to a ladies heart.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Jeff, I was only playing. Why so grumpy?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I'm always grumpy.
You know that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)
no that's Rory. You need to have a ruddy good word with yourself younf man.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Rory needs a good seeing to.
All that anger. it's not good for a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Rory is funny as fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)
yes but he is perma-hostile, get's a bit fucking dull

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)
I got into a slanging match with sexface on /talk
that's why I have retreated to the relative sanity and conversation of OT
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Sanity?
And is sexface still about?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)
check out the talk board

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Do I have to?
It goes too fast. Can't you just link or something? I need a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)
never come across him
not in that way. Is he a goon? I have heard stories.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Sexface
is entirely responsible for CHCB and Catface getting married.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:30, Reply)
How?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)
He tried to cop off with her
she knocked him back, catface came to the rescue, took her outside and then impregnated her with his sperm of steel. THE END.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Bless.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)
It's a story that rivals Wills and Kate.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:45, Reply)
I'm amazed the wedding wasn't met with rival offers from both Ok! and Hello

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:46, Reply)
It was on a website.
Irish midget shagging monthly, I think.

The first bit is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:55, Reply)
I did see the story when someone posted the link.
It looked like the happy couple had a lovely day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:57, Reply)
I meant seeing to
in the form of a good, hard, shag.

We've had our differences in the past but he seems to have mellowed a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Well, if things don't work out,
You could both retreat behind the garden shed for a knee trembler.

Jeff, do you share more than your fair share of genes with a benobo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Pygmy chimps. One of their main forms of day to day communication is fornication.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:11, Reply)
I read a great description of Bonobos once:
"They use sex where you or I would use a gentlemanly handshake".
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)
Attenborough lols

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)
...
e o
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Cheers pedant.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Prawn sandwich?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)
No. It's just the way I'm sitting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I thought i could smell fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Two fish in a tank....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:06, Reply)
One of them says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Two parrots sitting on a perch...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)
One of them says "fuck off I was here first".

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:11, Reply)
What is your all-time favourite joke DG.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)
Baldmonkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)
I'm not familar with the Baldmonkey.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)
...the aristocrats

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Just as well.
He looks like Alan Carr's slightly less effeminate brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Does he have the teeth?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Baldmonkey?
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)
getting cunted

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Is that going to be the title of your end of term assignment?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)
no that is
Has Philosophy for children highlighted major flaws in Jean Piaget's 'Theory of Development'?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Fuck that,
I'd go with Getting cunted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I'll make that my back up!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)
That's the spirit.
Always have a back up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:06, Reply)
Chilaxing

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)
leave the internet at once you knobber

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Never.
But I will see what's happening on IRC for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Iranian Rape Children.com?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:09, Reply)
that rarely comes up on the #Canada channel

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)
haven't used that in so long

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Evening Ambs.
What draws you here on this fine evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:12, Reply)
See below
for my interesting list of activities. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Full of pasta
and not even remotely pissed. Yet.

Are you BGB bashing in May?

And, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Sounds good
do you plan on getting pissed tonight?

Not BGB bashing though I'd like to :( sadly my first exam is about that time.

I'm good thanks, been having fun lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)
I'm working on it.
I'll be at swipey and Rakky's bash in July, so hopefully catch you then.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Looking forward to it!
I'm working on the pissed bit myself, but doubt I'll make it tonight on this rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)
My only worry
is that it will be a bash of such proportions that people will hardly get to chat to each other. I enjoyed mine last year, but in retrospect it was too big.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)
it was fun but I know what you mean
are you sticking around for the next day?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)
We're coming down Friday
and going home 6pm on Sunday.

I fancy doing the Natural History Museum :)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)
I've not been there is years.
If you go, can you let me know if it is any good these days or not.

The only thing I can remember is some sort of dinosaur as you walked in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)
hopefully we'll get the chance to chat :)
and the Natural History Museum is always good fun
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)
i've never been
Which is why I'd like to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)
I've been!
it's ace. I loved it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:03, Reply)
Is the big dinosaur still there?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:04, Reply)
And watching the royal wedding?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:06, Reply)
God no.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Top Gear on Dave?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:11, Reply)
I dont have a TV
so on iPlayer perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Apparently
I'm reading my Haynes manuals and Barbara Taylor Bradfords.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I'm watching Persuasion
drinking beer and being a slob

Alt: Going back to uni tomorrow. A gunshot to the head would probably be kinder
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)
what kind of beer?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Fermented hops and stuff, probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
very close
Stella
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Grolsh here

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Beer is growing on me
I think it's because I've drunk so much
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)
I haz wien.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)
red or white?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Red.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)
that's the best
I think dad bought some red tonight so I could switch
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:27, Reply)
My dad got me onto riojca
thanks dad!
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)
RWFTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)
That's the way it works.
You next step is to meet someone you don't find remotely attractive and sleep with them.

Either that, or damage yourself. Which ever comes first.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)
If it's growing on you
You've probably left it there for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)
That's Jane Austen isn't it?
I wish she had been shot in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I like her stuff
and this is quite a good adaption
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)
hello gorgey
Sdooooo drunk! On ham and shitty line, god it's slow
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)
And you a veggie!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Is everyone here drinking?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Probably
This is how I imagine swipe just before the first drink, and this is how I picture her after, say, the third.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Drink mocks the mind of man
This is how I used a PA system to call everyone in a karaoke bar tight fisted cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)
The line or the people on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:30, Reply)
!oth!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)
exactly how pissed are you?
O Swipitudinous one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Pissed enough to use gratuitous exclamation marks!
!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:43, Reply)
not like her.
She is a fiend for SPAG.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:44, Reply)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Sherry, Pernod, Absinthe and Gin?

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:49, Reply)
too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:44, Reply)
three.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:47, Reply)
phwoar !

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Hi five

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:50, Reply)
Hawaii50!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:59, Reply)
Six million dollar man

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:00, Reply)
Bionic Woman

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:01, Reply)
Chorlton and the Wheelies.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:01, Reply)
Jamie and the Magic Torch

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:03, Reply)
Crackerjack!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:05, Reply)
YOU ARE OLD

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:05, Reply)
Flobaloblibloblib.
Bill and Ben lols
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:08, Reply)
Compost Corner!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:08, Reply)
hello there :)
had a good few cocktails?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)

tail
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:39, Reply)
about 17 oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)
sounds like a good night!
almost home?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:51, Reply)
not too far!
London is royal wedding crazy everythere shut!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Everything shut?
IN LONDON? That's disgraceful; there's a 24 hour garage near my house that's still selling bunting and fags and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:07, Reply)
Primitive societies do take their religious rituals very seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:12, Reply)
Haha, gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:10, Reply)
I was thinking Throbbing Gristle.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:37, Reply)
alright Woodside?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Aye, not bad.
Y'sen?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:49, Reply)
Download some Babylon and kick-back.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I know I must be a tiny bit tipsy
because the end of Persuasion made me go aww and quite want someone of my own
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:02, Reply)
I've never seen it.
What's it all about... Alfie Amberl
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:07, Reply)
I wish I'd gone upto Westminster with a sleeping bag to get a good spot for tomorrow, but I'll have to settle for watching it all on tele instead.
So that's what I'll be doing. I do genuinely wish I'd camped up there though, not because I give a flying one about the wedding but because I reckon the amount of utter loons that will be there as I type must be in their hundreds. It would be great winding them up and making their lives miserable throughout the night.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:57, Reply)
Alright BarryfromEastenders?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:59, Reply)
Evening good sir, how's the North East in my absence?
I'm dreading going back, exams + the night life being a load of pony = unhappy Barry.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:02, Reply)
Very sunny and hot.
Well, not at the moment as it's midnight, but, you know.

If you think the night life in Newcastle is shite, you should come to Ashington.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:05, Reply)
You should go up there now and see if you can get the Fulham Yoof flag on a railing somewhere.
If that gets on the telly, you'll be a hero.

Failing that, see if you can get the flag wrapped around the statue of Jacko.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:59, Reply)
If the flag has a label on it warning of danger to small children
Then using it to obscure a statue of Michael Jackson would be a nice moment of irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:05, Reply)

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