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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was in bed last night and said to Ms Foxtrot,"Do that trick with your mouth."
"What trick?", she replied.
"The one where you shut the fuck up and let me go to sleep"
(, Tue 3 May 2011, 12:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
It's funny because I would never in a million years dare say such a thing to Ms Foxtrot.(, Tue 3 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Mrs SYFTS said to me"Can I have 5 grand for a boob job?"
"You don't need 5 grand" says I "just rub toilet paper between your tits and watch them grow."
"Will that work?" she enquired.
"It worked on your arse!" I quipped.
(, Tue 3 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)
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