lady customer had her oil changed at a dealership and they told her she needed thousands of dollars in repairs
we checked her out and she just needed tires

alt: oh em gee I don't know, it'll be the last lunch before my braces, should it be something special? I'm not feeling great lately so I don't want to go too crazy, but gosh, I'd like something nice.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:19, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why not eat something you won't be able to eat for a while, like toffee or something?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:21, Reply)

toffee isn't lunch

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Spare ribs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

yesssssss

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

You should eat a dick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

you could eat mine?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Don't tempt him
he can't get enough.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

i hear him and darth have regular competitions

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

You hear wrong, love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Play a trumpet

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I don't know how!
I have a flute.
Hope this helps.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:32, Reply)

It's probably good enough.
Did you ever, you know, at band camp?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

HA
no, i was repulsive then, looked like petunia pig, with dyke hair :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)