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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When i was in majorca a man asked me if I would give him a Spanish HandshakeIf I knew then what I know now I would have said no; or at least closed my mouth.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:57,
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*Goes into pub, orders brandy*"I've just had my first Spanish handshake...."
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That would only be possible if I crawled into Elton John's arse a started a Glee and soft furnishings fan club in there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:03,
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That's quite goodSuch a shame I can no longer be arsed with scoring
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I'm assuming a Spanish Handshake is one where you shout excitedly, eat some paella, then have a nap for several hours before shaking someones hand?I'll ask a local later to confirm my suspicions.
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broadsword, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:08,
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It's where you steal the rings and watch from the hand of the person,and then escape on a moped, smoking heavily.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:11,
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It also involves casual racismand thinking it's a good idea to encourage a large group of enraged bulls to chase you down narrow streets
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