i would rather give a blowie
than eat chocolate cake any day of any week!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*loosens cravat*
Gosh.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

look
if you want me to tie you up with the cravat, just ask instead of messing around with it, mm-kay?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I can't, I'm dribbling like a mong

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)

well that does help me to get in the mood
or so you'd think if you saw my ex's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Forgive me Swipey, but I've followed some of your adventures with the opposite sex for some time
on here of course - not through high-powered binoculars or anything like that - and you seem to have the same trouble as one of my nieces. She seems to be drawn to 'hot' guys like a moth to a lightbulb, but they all inevitably turn out to be self-absorbed fuckwits.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

hmmm. if the guys were not at all "hot"
then she and i would be the same.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

You mean that you go for self-absorbed fuckwits who aren't even good looking?
Sheesh.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)