I'll start a new shite thread
Out of boredom.

Tuesday afternoon drinking - good or bad?

Current thinking is good. Should we hold a referendum?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:44, 30 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If I were on vacation then shit yeah.
But not too much because when I drink during the day I pass the fuck out.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I'm on semi-permanent vacation at the moment
Twenty one years of work and I'm enjoying a rest.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)

nice, I've been working for 14 years
i guess i can look forward to a rest in 7?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Depends what you're drinking.
And if you're boozing in the park on a bench or not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Mainly wine, Jeff
It's a bad thing when your mate has Tuesdays off - obviously at the moment I'm off nearly all the time.

Bit of an afternoon session that I'm topping up here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I don't see this as being a problem at all TD.
You'll sleep well tonight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I always sleep well
TD - half man, half mattress.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I actually bought a sleep mask
today. It feels like a big step
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Have you got a stripey top?
And a bag that says "swag"?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)

that would be pretty futile
i'd just crash into things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Well you could cut slits in the mask
And become a renowned cat burglar.

If you wanted, of course. Don't let me pressure you into anything.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I started using one of those a couple of weeks back, I resisted for ages because Vipros wore one in Cornwall and looked like a massive helmet.
It really helped actually, I was surprised I managed to keep it on in my sleep, I'm renowned for taking off or removing pretty much anything I'm wearing. I've even managed to wear earplugs through two whole nights now! Look at me go! I've got another sticker on my growing-up chart! And now I have temporary black-out curtains instead of the eye mask. I want one like his though, it was maroon and lacy-edged and had googly eyes on it, made me grin.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Voyage to the bottom of the road.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)

it's a nice evening
the hill's on fire. Go for it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:53, Reply)

the hill's on fire?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Lots of hills on fire over here
It's been very dry and now there's a strong wind.

Oklahoma dust-bowl stuff.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

the hill near me is always on fire when it's been dry
although I think some of the fires are just kids starting them. I can see 3 or 4 fires from here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)

oh that's not scary at all

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Can't see any from my house
But there's big fires on the Pennines, which are ten miles west.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I want to see some fire photos!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Best I can do at short notice
news.bbc.co.uk/local/bradford/hi/people_and_places/nature/newsid_8635000/8635081.stm
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

THAT HILL IS ON FIRE

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Or
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13270403
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Good photos.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:36, Reply)

mine wouldn't be that dramatic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Disco inferno.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Never ask a DJ to play that on the Isle Of Man

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:37, Reply)

that's just photoshop

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)

It's seriously not

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

it looks like the back of a jack-o-lantern
totally fake
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)