I always sleep well
TD - half man, half mattress.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I actually bought a sleep mask
today. It feels like a big step
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Have you got a stripey top?
And a bag that says "swag"?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)

that would be pretty futile
i'd just crash into things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Well you could cut slits in the mask
And become a renowned cat burglar.

If you wanted, of course. Don't let me pressure you into anything.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I started using one of those a couple of weeks back, I resisted for ages because Vipros wore one in Cornwall and looked like a massive helmet.
It really helped actually, I was surprised I managed to keep it on in my sleep, I'm renowned for taking off or removing pretty much anything I'm wearing. I've even managed to wear earplugs through two whole nights now! Look at me go! I've got another sticker on my growing-up chart! And now I have temporary black-out curtains instead of the eye mask. I want one like his though, it was maroon and lacy-edged and had googly eyes on it, made me grin.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Voyage to the bottom of the road.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)