Actually, scratch that
When I was 16 I spent a week in a textile factory. Basically churning out those little samples of carpet - swatches, are they called? The job was tedious but spending all day mingling with the sort of hapless nobody who actually calls that sort of thing a living was horrific. Scared me into studying hard so I coulddo better for myself.

Sadly when I was 18 I discovered marijuana.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And ballroom dancing.
And other mens arses.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

And the infectious rhythms of 'Bronski Beat'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

And the true pleasure that can be derived from a cardboard toilet roll tube and a live hamster.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

You are either Richard Gere or Patrick Bateman
AICM 15-year-old tabloid scoop/panicked flee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

You are
tellingly knowledgeable about something I and I suspect most if not all other readers haven't a clue about AICM evidence admissable in a court of law that you truly are the biggest gaylord of all time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

You know what I'm on about though
You, who claims to be above all the celebrity bullshit that the cackrags obsess over.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

And the multifarious pizza toppings available to men of a certain kind in the Soho area

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

You fucking cheeky cunt
I discovered Ballroom when I was 25, or rather I had it forced upon me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)