He said footballer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The Emirates is no good to her though is it
She'd crush any single one of them to powder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I will chop you up into little pieces and feed you to rabid pugs if you're not careful

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Waste of time
If they're rabid they won't care how little the pieces are. This lack of efficiency is exactly why you work 50 hour weeks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I would imagine Ledley or Woodgate wouldn't need much crushing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

-narrows eyes-
What do you mean by this?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

That's Arsenal's footballers are made of porcelain
and collapse in the face of the slightest degree of force, including, one would imagine, a damn good seeing to.

If Bobby was here this would be much funnier, he's a Gooner
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I bet it wouldn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Whatever
I didn't mean any offence to TGB, as I am coming to realise may have been implied. Just Arsenal Football Club, their players, staff and supporters.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)