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Monty hasn't started a thread for two daysI find this weird.
What are you having for lunch?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:05,
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I have a quality lunch todayRoast chicken, smoked bacon and mozzarella salad with a grain mustard dressing. And some pitta breads
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:06,
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YepNomnomnom. It is basically remnants of last night's tea - Chicken breasts topped with the mozzarella and bacon and roasted. Little roasty potato too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:09,
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niceI have the remants of last nights dinner as well. Delicious bacon risotto
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:13,
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I have a seriously boring health shake and go ahead bar comboI shall partake of them whilst finishing off a re-read of The Acid House, which is nowhere near as good as I remember it being.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:09,
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Shoot. The glass!I just did a Die Hard quiz on all four of the films and I could barely remember any of the characters from the last one. Or the plot. Or a decent moment at all. I hope they don't bother with a fifth.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:41,
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Officelol for the quoteUm... Kevin Smith was in it as a fat stereotypical hacker called Warlock, I think. And for some ridiculous reason they thought it'd be wise to involve McClane's daughter and make her unreasonably hot (god knows where she got the genes from).
That is all.
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He likes to start them to insult me :(The team want to go to a Thai place, but i can't be arsed as it's expensive and they're twats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:10,
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Baked potatoand chicken stew. I need to eat more parsnips. Parsnips are awesome.
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Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:12,
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oh yeah honey glazed parsnips FTW(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:13,
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Hur hur hur.Darth loves a bit of cum in his lunch. *Edit* damned phone posting
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 5 May 2011, 13:14,
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For the use of the word "horrid"I shall also mention that later when I get home I will probably pick up a delicious subway sandwich
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:15,
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Tasty, forbidden carbsBe nice or I'll tell everyone that we're SIMILAR
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Nothing per se, except they leave you feeling hungry after eating them for some reasonBut I'm on a high-protein diet to tie in with all the exercise. A friend of mine did much the same, starting in January, and has shipped about two stone. I don't need to lose even half of that so am being strict(ish) to try and get the gut under control over the course of summer.
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I thought they filled you up?pasta, bread, rice etc these are stodgy fillings things
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:29,
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Something to do with complex sugars or somethingBody wants to store them as fat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:30,
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The parsnips I grew in my back gardenWere the most parsnipy-est tasting parsnips I have ever tasted.
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Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:17,
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They make good "crisps" if you peel them into stripsand chuck them in a low oven. Sweet potato is good too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:34,
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parsnips are only ok if lightly curried in a soupotherwise they can go fuck themselves.
parsnip chips: the most disappointing thing that can happen to a greedy child.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:37,
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I love parsnips I occasionally buy the roast vegetable chips just because they're so delicious.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:46,
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they made parsnips look like chips to fool us at primary schooland the fuckers made us eat them all when we ordered a 'big bit' from the teacher at the end of the table.
having said that, I quite like em in stir fries now.
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I had Monty put down.I thought it would be for the best.
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wanderlust, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:17,
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hey sexylady *snogs*And yes, kinder for everyone
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:17,
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so now you're young free and single we should totally be naughty soon and eat delicious food and cake and have tea
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:34,
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Once their bladder control goes it really is time to let go4EVA in our heartz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:20,
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Somebody tell Gonz(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:47,
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YES ! YES ! YEEES *pulls shirt over head and runs around the room doing "get in there son" arm motions *Sorry, I meant "Oh, really? What a pitty. Let me comfort you while watching football and drinking pints just to make sure there is no way I end up in gay-friend-zone".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:59,
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There was too much beer last nightand tonight there will be MOAR beer and too much wine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:24,
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Beer shall be consumed tomorrow lunchtimeand more beer shall be consumed at a BBQ on Sat/Sun
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:25,
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Best one yetWhat kind of beer?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:24,
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Should be from Peterborough really(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:26,
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Then it'd be called "Shit", wouldn't it?Oh no, Derby bagsied that a long time ago
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my friend is getting married in derby sooni sincerely hope it's on the outskirts
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:38,
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the outskirts of Derbyis where the people who don't quite live in Derby, or Nottingham, or Burton on Trent live.
and they are terrifying people.
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Rumour has it that the makers of 2000 AD based the Cursed Earth from Judge Dredd on Derbyshire(, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)
I had one of the worst nights of my life in DerbyI was on the bus into town to dump a girl.
the bus ran over a dog.
unpleasant.
I lived in Derby for a year during my degree. it was the worst year of my life.
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There really is no point or purpose to Derby, save to make people who live in Stoke feel better about their cityWe should purge the country of its hellishness. Nothing would be lost.
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apart from2 of the best freerunners in the country.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z40Hy8F7Md8
and www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvJy0zoXOY
something about all the concrete and dullness inspires mentalists to leap off/between/on to things.
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That's Scunthorpe man!Stop getting mixed up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:31,
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Not forgetting the sheepskin centre.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:48,
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Going for Thai, quickly tell me what to eat, i've lost the capacity to think for myself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:35,
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i was just thinking about that, how very shocking and surprisingusual choice of the things within a 3 minute stagger of the office:
staff canteen (lamb chops, pork belly or stuffed crepes. stuffed with what, that is what i need to know before i go near it)
EAT soup (wild forest mushroom today i think) or sandwiches or salad
PRET soup (mushroom risotto) or sandwiches or soup
local burrito place (veg chilli or roasted haloumi and veg)
paul baguette (bit too posh, i hate bloody brie)
POD (warming black bean stew on wholegrain rice)
sainsburys (monster munch and pesto topped houmous)
marks and spencers (everything. plus lemon meringue cookies)
itsu (thai rice bowl)
local deli (falafel wrap on choice of 3 salads or poss egg may bloomer. or a massive PIE)
i could eat a monkey's miscarriage after skipping dinner last night and breakfast this morning, the answer might have to be ALL OF THEM.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:35,
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I don't see parsnips on this list anywhereThis upsets me
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:38,
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you and the parsnips really need to get a room(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:49,
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Hey, you.I am contemplating a move to West London in order to be closer to a) the hellish hole of a town I currently work in and b) some potentially more decent money. What is Acton/Hammersmith area like? Anywhere further Uxbridge than that appears to be shit.
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Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:40,
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I can help with this.It's completely shit: chock-full of smelly foreigners and gays. You'd fit right in.
Anywhere west of Farringdon is bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:44,
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I've been to Islington,so you can shut up with your foreigners.
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Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:45,
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You probably say you live in Islingtonbut you really mean Stoke Newington. You're basically Turkish.
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Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:47,
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I say nothing of the sort.I live in the FACKIN EAST END MATE.
I used to live off Upper Street but it went really shit so I left. Nothing to do with a singular inability on my part to afford to buy there. No sir.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:50,
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upper street is funbut it is basically a main road. that's about it.
west london has lots of parks and green bits!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:51,
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I liked living therebut we fucked up when we chose the flat, as it was almost opposite the fire station. Sadly there wasn't a fire on when we looked, so the sirens issue was a pleasant surprise when we moved in.
I used to see Clive Anderson in my local shop all the time, and Paul Whitehouse used to drink in my local. BEST OF ALL was when I saw SU SHITTING POLLARD in Angel Sainsbo's. Looking utterly desperate to be approached by a 'fan', but in vain.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:55,
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:58,
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i lived in hammersmith for years and i commuted to uxbridge in about 30 mins in the car or 50 mins on the tubetown centre is a bit ugly but v nice, the surrounding streets are lovely. it's safe, good shops, near westfield, near high st ken (ie near ME). it also has really good public transport links. the problem is, all that makes it quite pricey.
acton is that bit nearer uxbridge and about 5 years ago was still pretty ropey. now it's partly ropey partly up-and-coming. i'd look at both.
or murder my flatmate and have her free room?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:45,
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Murder your flatmate, sure.An Englishman versus a New Yorker. I can see how that'd go. I'd walk towards her with my half-brick in a sock and she'd be all.
"Badda-bing, youse sleeping wid da fishes".
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Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:47,
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i would like a mushroom and feta cheese pie with onions and a bit of chillisomeone should make this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:50,
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At Centreparcs last weekthey had lasagna pie. Very odd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:58,
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Compromiseon a pesto topped thai-style haloumi stuffed crepe in a baguette.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:53,
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Got up in time to make a sandwich this morningso Red Leicester, roast beef, red pepper, tomato, cucumber, spinach and wholegrain mustard on wholemeal bread. And a bag of funky cassava crisps.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:43,
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Cucumber removal would ensure a much better sandwich(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:57,
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Away with your mutant tongue!(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:13,
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I might wander outand get the standard chicken baguette. I've been trying to cut down on the carbs, but tasty tasty sandwich is calling me.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:51,
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but they're so tastyI know I should have soup instead
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:14,
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They really areThere are doughnuts on the desk next to mine. I can almost hear them asking to be eaten
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After my three jerk pork steak breakfastI had scrambled egg on toast at my local spoon. I'm now contemplating 'a bit of a lie down' or some marijuana.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:03,
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This appeals greatly.I'm hoping there's something on television about warfare of some kind, preferably ancient or 'dubya dubya two'...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:06,
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How fucking lazy are you?A cafe for scrambled eggs on toast? At least go full English
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:24,
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I'd eaten three pork steaks as a starter.I think that excuses me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:28,
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some sort of protein shake probably food in my braces makes me feel like I'm going to vomit
I probably ate a half a meal between lunch and dinner yesterday
I'm so hungry :(
*dies*
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:05,
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'one large protein shake please mate'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:07,
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Not feeling Five Star today then?despite looking like them
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:12,
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Hot smoked salmon pate on ryebread, an apple and some Haribo starmix.My work is done for the day. Woo!
*searches for someone to flirt with*
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girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:17,
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Haribo starmix means you win the internet(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:19,
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This is true actuallySorry blousie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:21,
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It was an 'onest mistake guv(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:26,
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This is why I eat them - nobody can tell the difference*sobs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:22,
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Gaz me your address and you shall have some forthwith.(or as long as the post is to Australia)
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girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:20,
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This flirting lark needs more work(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:23,
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More like it*looks down top*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:26,
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Are you saying I have breasts?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:29,
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Alright BGBwhat've you got planned?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:23,
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I'm having a pub dinner with dad after work.He knows this mad woman who he thinks I will get on with. (Can't think why).
Anyhoo, she's planning on going to Sri Lanka next year with a couple, one of whom is from Sri Lanka. So this means there is an option of travelling with the group if I want.
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girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:25,
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That sounds like it could be funhope it goes well, and they're a nice group. You can always abandon them if the going gets tough
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:58,
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You should check up front if there will be swingingas it would be awkward if it turned out they weren't up for it once you got there.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:16,
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I put it to you that those root vegetable crisps are better.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:27,
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I concurThe beetroot ones are most nom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:29,
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They have a pleasant sweetness to them that I find nomalicious in extremis.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:31,
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Your tastebud jury appears to have been nobbled.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:37,
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There is a very real chance you have the answer here.John Sainsbury and his 'Taste the Difference' niggahs are fucking DOING IT, yo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:42,
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I've not left bed.I don't want to be outside at the moment. Outside means REAL LIFE.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:23,
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^thisand hello. Just in bed to avoid the world or not feeling well?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:24,
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Exams.Exams exams exams :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:26,
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work hard or you'll end up like mewhat better incentive can there be?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:57,
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real life is awesomeget out there champ
*punches your arm*
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:24,
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Are you being a life coach now Kristine?Go Team Lampito
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:26,
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Sorry to hear you're suffering with the bracesThey're horrible things. You'll get used to them.
As for going out, I will do... I just have little joie de vivre at the mo.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:27,
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why Thank You, Lampito!Stay in bed. Real life sucks.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:33,
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I have to leave at some point.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:34,
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Real life is fucking rubbish.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:32,
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Fear, mental exhaustion, stressI'm making things worse by avoiding them but I don't know what else I can do right now.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:28,
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You can MTFU and get on with itthen you'll feel better and can go skipping outside in the sun
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:30,
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Sometimes avoidance is the best tactic.I mean, look at me - that's what I do and it's done me proud.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:30,
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If this doesn't scare you into actionnothing will
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:32,
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I cannot think what you mean here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:32,
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Ha. It should do.I know I'm being stupid and compounding everything but there's also part of me that thinks any work I do now won't go in.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:33,
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Go and beat a lonely pensioner to death with a claw hammer.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:34,
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The weather's shit.Otherwise I'd go and drown myself in the duckpond.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:38,
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It's lovely and sunny in noorrrf laaaandaaan town(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39,
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URGHI hope you burn to a crisp
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:44,
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I doubt it there's not wondows in my basementand I'm neither a vampire or ginger
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:52,
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Well Lampers if you don't want to end up like a failure dropout like methen you need to work hard. Then you can get a six figure salary and laugh at my pathetic pittance
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:35,
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Or she could simply marry a footballer.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:36,
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hmm maybe I'll start hanging around White Hart Lane(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:36,
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The Emirates is no good to her though is itShe'd crush any single one of them to powder
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I will chop you up into little pieces and feed you to rabid pugs if you're not careful(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:40,
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Waste of timeIf they're rabid they won't care how little the pieces are. This lack of efficiency is exactly why you work 50 hour weeks
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I would imagine Ledley or Woodgate wouldn't need much crushing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:43,
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-narrows eyes-What do you mean by this?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:45,
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That's Arsenal's footballers are made of porcelain and collapse in the face of the slightest degree of force, including, one would imagine, a damn good seeing to.
If Bobby was here this would be much funnier, he's a Gooner
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WhateverI didn't mean any offence to TGB, as I am coming to realise may have been implied. Just Arsenal Football Club, their players, staff and supporters.
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I will.I'll work in the evening instead. Doing 4-10 isn't as good as 10 til 5, but it's better than nothing.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39,
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Relax, eat well and remember that whatever happens at least you're not old and wrinkly like me.(
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When things get really bad,I find repeating 'at least I'm not NakedApe' helps enormously.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:34,
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I thought you preferred Uncle Logan(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39,
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I'm quite impressed to have claimed to be related to one of the greatest rock'n'roll musicians of all time and Wolverine in the space of two posts (, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I fucking love Chuck Berry.'Maybelline' is one of my favourite records ever.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:39,
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You'll be welcome at any of our family get-togethers thenWatch out for cousin Halle though, she's gone mental since Catwoman
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Gloryholes, more like, you know what I mean, you know...... I wonder who here who doesn't know. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:55,
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You're doing the country a disservice by keeping this to yourselfImagine the lives that could be saved if you shared this suggestion with the Samaritans
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I have painted a likeness of you onto the pan of my lavatoryso that every morning I can and do pebbledash your hideous face with gouting torrents of spicy diarrhoea.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:45,
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You dirty German bastardI bet you have a glass coffee table as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:46,
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Mine was a pretty poor lunchI cooked sausage and mash last night, with fried onions for the gravy. We used all of the mash, and the gravy, but I still had a couple of spare cooked sausages, and some onion. I brought them into work, warmed them in the microwave, then put them into the toastie maker in some thick white bread, and a few dollops of ketchup.
Very tasty, not very filling.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:34,
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Roasted parnips with honey & wholegrain mustard are awesome(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:40,
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Chucked in the tray when roasting a chicken = chewy fatty parsnip = NOM(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:41,
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I shall roast one of my brethren forthwith(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:44,
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:45,
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I approve*hands over horseradish*
Was going to write 'passes horseradish', but that just sounds painful
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:45,
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It's hard to tell if this post is exceptionally sarcasticor a comment on the thought of pissing horseradish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:48,
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It was for passing the horseradish - ouch(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:51,
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my roommate was putting horseradish on her steak the other night, I had never seen this before(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:56,
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Horseradish is also excellent in mashed potatoes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:57,
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I wouldn't put it on steak, I'd have it as a sideBut it's fucking magnificent, very very strong though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:57,
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as a side?!I'm used to the horseradish you get in a jar, never dealt with the fresh stuff.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:02,
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Sorry, I meant like ketchup, next to the food rather than on it, if you get me?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:11,
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I fucking dig horseraddish.Esspesh chroain..... OH. MY .GOD.... I just realised, the ice cream I made is Chrain Ice Cream.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:02,
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what is "chrain" ?because in my mind I'm reading in GonzSpeak and it's making me think "Train"
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:03,
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A jewish condiment, made from horseraddish and beatroot.Amazing stuff.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:19,
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I had "Moo Ping"Which is Thai pork belly with a chilli oil and sticky rice, I am now so lethagic I'm wondering if someone crushed some sleeping pills into my rice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:40,
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I feel I should eat more Moo(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:42,
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Tesco Salt Beef sandwich.WE GOT TOTALLY POSH SAUSSAGES FROM THE POSH BUTCHERS NEAR MY WORK FOR DINNER TONIGHT !!!1111!!!!! I got 'Wild Bore and Apple' and 'Venison with Red Wine'.
OH MAN.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:51,
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i once got chicken with feta and spinach sausagesdidn't really taste as amazing as i thought it would
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:54,
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Neither chicken nor feta have any place in a sausage.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:57,
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I can't stand Feta(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:02,
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i LOVE it
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:03,
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<s>feta</s> Cricket(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:19,
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I suggest you fry the venison sausages as they can turn out a little dry if grilled.I also suggest you add redcurrant jelly to your gravy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:56,
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+ softened red onions with brown sugar(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:57,
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I may just eat jerk pork steak no.4(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:00,
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I fear your your NakedApe toilet later(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:04,
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Do you stab them with a fork and risk leakage of juices, or do you risk bangage?I was thinking of roasting them on a bed of onions and serving them in some posh french baggette.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:00,
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Don't stab them.If they're decent and have natural casings you shouldn't need to anyway. All you'll do is dry them out further, and for nothing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:03,
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Only sausages made with natural casings need pricking(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:03,
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is the opposite not the case?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:05,
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As far as I'm aware, natural casings will burst, hence the term bangersbut man made one's won't.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:08,
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It seems not:'Although it is sometimes stated that the term "bangers" has its origins in World War II, the term was actually in use at least as far back as 1919. The term "bangers" is attributed to the fact that sausages, particularly the kind made during World War II under rationing, were made with water so they were more likely to explode under high heat if not cooked carefully; modern sausages do not have this attribute.'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:15,
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and therefore don't need pricking?This sounds familiar now you mention it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:18,
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Only sausages containing too much stuff that shouldn't be in sausages need pricking, I find.(, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Actually roasting sausages is perhaps my overall favourite technique.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:04,
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Easter egg and Deus Ex.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:53,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/2465696
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:06,
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I feel this is a tattoo in waiting(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:07,
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