ACTUALLY theoretically ok then, you're going on a date and you really click with the guy/girl you're with.
HOW FAR DO YOU GO?!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

marriage counseling

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

irl lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

What's third base?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Used to be hand-to-genital
think it's more oral nowadays I think.


EDIT: Oh lol en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

ORAL IS MORAL
apparently
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I can't believe someone would think anal was abstinence.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:50, Reply)

for realz
SEX IS SEX PEOPLE
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Oral isn't "virginity losing"
but anal pretty much is. You don't talk about losing your blowjob virginity, but you do your anal virginity...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I didn't say that it was.
I read it in a magazine, some big psychologist said it's still considered sex.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Christ, second base has moved on a long way in my time
even though baseball rules have remained relatively stable.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Second base most often refers to stimulation of a woman's breasts, either through clothing or directly skin to skin
Or as it's called locally...

'Cloth tits' or for the latter, 'Inside tops'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)

fabric fucking

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

THAT is second base?
Seems so personal.

I always find it hard to gauge what men want, once I went on a trip with a guy and when we got back he was all "I wish you hadn't acted so slutty" because I didn't know he wanted pecks instead of full on make out sessions sometimes.
Men are stupid.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:42, Reply)

He was gay.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Men might be stupid.
But women wear make-up and perfume because they're ugly and they smell.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:43, Reply)

isn't that the same reason men grow beards and wear deoderant?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Men grow beards because they're fucking awesome.
But yeah, the deoderant's for the honk.
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:56, Reply)

no, they grow them to hide their ugly faces

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 21:05, Reply)

why?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I might get there

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Isn't it, like, heavy petting, non-penetrative stuff?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Also.
No bombing or running.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

pff!
80s swimming lols
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Yay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

we wanted a copy of this sign for the darkroom
to dissuade students from snogging in the dark
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I'm sure I linked it for you a while back.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)

yeah, but it was low res

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:38, Reply)

It was the 80s
Everything was low res back then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:39, Reply)

and definitely no horseplay in the shallow end

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Depends
If I met a girl on the Monday, I'd probably take her for a drink on Tuesday. I'd like to think we'd be making love by Wednesday and again on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

But I like to chill on a Sunday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I'd love to tell you to leave the internet
but "Do a Craig David on Sunday" is in my vocabulary.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Is that when you trim your beard so it's as neat as a porn-stars pubes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:33, Reply)

No, I like my porn stars with a bit of bush.
It's a synonym for "chill".
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 20:34, Reply)