hahahahahaha wtf
about a month and a half ago it was snowing outside and there was a bear in the neighbors driveway, the roommates wanted to get a better picture but they didn't want to get too close
so I offered to slap in on the arse to get it over to where we were, I think I got about 8 feet away before they jerked me back
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

One of my friend emigrated to Canada a while ago
He woke up one night thinking they had a burglar, crept downstairs and opened the backdoor brandishing a baseball bat, only to be confronted by a MASSIVE bear
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

you say that like you don't expect bears to be massive

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I'm saying he expected a bloke, not a big fuck off bear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

he was in CANADA
I thought there were more bears than people there?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

He is from North Shields
Not many bears round there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)