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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What did you this morning
in your first 5 mins awake?

Bonus points for snorting coke off supermodels or dispensing JUSTICE in the Accord of righteousness. Lose points for pissing on your feet

ALT: Gambling - who does it? Biggest wins/losses?

ALT ALT: Pint anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:28, 295 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I checked my email on my phone, I usually have one waiting for me when I wake up.
It's a nice little routine I've got into and it puts me in a good mood for the day, especially when followed by a nice energetic wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Surely mornings are lazywank time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Every time is energetic wank time.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
*one hand high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
*considers which hand to return with*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
The free one please
Don't want to put you off your stroke
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Erm, I use both.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
+fingers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)
The first thing i do is throw a bucket of fish heads into the basement for Bert, he'll scratch the place up otherwsie,
I won £70 on the National this year.

yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)
It rubs the lotion on its sister

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Massive click

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)
I downed a diet coke
it was a heavy night of drinking last night. Then I went and had a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Piss, put the kettle on and wash face.
My morning routine is so regimented I could probably get ready in my sleep. I even get my cup and spoon ready the night before.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I do ensure the coffee machine is filled and ready to press the on button

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)
My underwear is layed out and all I have to do is grab a pair of jeans and a t-shirt off the rail.
Fifteen minutes of BBC1 news while drinking coffee and then I'm off. This only changes on a Monday when Asda don't open till 8am and then I set off a bit later than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Does Chompy put it back straight once he is "finished"?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Ew!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)
This sounds like to make your coffee with piss and use it as a cleanser...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Cold piss just doesn't do it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)
One's pissaccino must be piping hot, it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Frothy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Pffft, topical.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13294022
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)
When I'm getting regular sex I find the chances of a stroke diminish considerably, myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I'm thinking its a good way to check out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)
What worries me is the inclusion of "Straining to defecate" on the list
Bran flakes, anyone?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)
enema?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I've always wanted to do that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
What the fuck for?
Anything up there comes out anyway
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Don't you get dried on crsuty bits just lurking?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)
I've not looked, to be honest
Ask Darth, he'll be the expert on such matters
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Where is he today?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Dunno
Glamming up for tonight's girly night out?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Where are you two going?
Bumming bingo?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Its on Thursdays
3 and 4 - roll on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Ooh, is bella popping along as well
She needs to get out more, I'm pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I'm also concerned by the contradictory nature of this research
Sex increases the risk, but apparently "happy marriage" decreases the risk.

Like the two are mutually exclusive.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)
*says the unmarried Crow*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
True, I'm unmarried
But my point is that a happy marriage - which decreases your stroke risk - would probably include a healthy sex life - which, according to this latest study, increases your stroke risk.

It seems a little self-contradictory, if there is any truth in my assumption.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Welcome to the world of tabloid science
"Water gives you gypsy CANCER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Oh fuck
*buys caravan*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I'm guessing its all bollocks
Basically, anything that increases blood pressure increases the risk of a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I was about to say I'd have expected better from the Beeb
But I remembered this article
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Have you spoken to many married couples?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Yes, I've just never asked about their sex lives.
(Partly because, around the time they got married, I wasn't getting any myself, so it would have been a difficult subject to broach without making them worry that I might be about to suggest a threesome.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Pffft.
Nah I think you're right above, although the classical view of married couples is a once-a-month ugly-bump I reckon there's a good chance it can be better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)
once a montyh, fucking hell, what are they animals!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Sloths

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)
You've got me on the brain, you bent cunt
What the fuck is a 'montyh'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
It is a scientific measurement of time in which you earn £2000 and spend £4000

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Oh you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)
It's POTD, much as it pains me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Thank you kindly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
He's certainly beginning to dominate that popular page
Apey: Take note
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I am most disappointed that either of these posts
haven't made it 4 in a row (or "Ape" as it is known)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Officewatersplutterlol
Exxxxxxxcellent
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)
librarygrin

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Plus, what kind of a weirdo asks their friends about their sex lives?
'So, how are things in the old sack? Good?'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This^
Getting it often there Monts? Apey?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
'Spunking up the old minge on a regular basis eh? Oh yeah? Tell me more!'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Honestly, those vinegar strokes
Stroke is right - she has to act F.A.S.T.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Went and looked at my sleeping daughter and had a little cry. Sorry for uber-gay but true reply.
Alt: the only thing I gamble with is my health. I do not have a gambling bone in my body - I genuinely do not understand it. Bookies, casinos etc are hugely profitable businesses. That tells me all I need to know.

Alt alt: large breandeh please old stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Awwwww
You big soft hairy twat
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)
The only time I get broody is when you go on about Leni.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)
I get a bit clucky when hanging-out with my mate's two-year old lad, he's great fun.
His mum's about to drop a little girl too, I'm gonna be a right soppy git when she arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)
The only time I've even considered wanting a child
is when I saw the new VW Passat advert with the kid in the Darth Vader costume.

If I could guarantee an evil genius, I would contemplate it. Since I can't, you're welcome to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I'm training two at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Just had an email from Mrs Cow
"Would you like takeway pizza tonight?"

I mean, what kind of stupid question is that?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:50, Reply)
yes and a blowjob

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)
No thanks, I'll be full of pizza
You just run along and have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I have to say
the kind of pizzas I like are no good as takeaways. You have to 'eat in' as the don't travel at all well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I love this takeaway's pizzas
They are amazing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Thin and crispy, I also think an egg is an excellent idea
Dominos, Pizza Slut et al make abominable pizzas
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)
This is true
Egg on pizza = win
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)
what the...i never even...

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)
It is win Kristine, pure win
Add some spinach and it is mega win
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)
That is a the tradtional pizza style of Florence.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Yep, and rightly so
EDIT:

Pine nuts too, I think
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
As far as I am aware the American idea of Pizza
bears very little resemblance to the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I do like the deep pan though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
it's shit
if you want that much sauce why not just ask for a cup of it alone?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Huh?
Deep pan here means a thick base
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)
yeah, it's a thick base and higher crust, so you fill the inside with sauce and toppings
here, at least, it's all sauce and goopy toppings and it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Just more nommy bready goodness here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I like thin crust mostly.
Toppings and cheese on a crispy crunchy base. Om. Nom. NOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)
probably true
but there are some nice pizzas here
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Until I went to Rome I thought I did not care for pizza at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Rome pizzas were most amazing
However, accidently spending over £130 on a meal for two there was actually worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)
SHE WAS SO DRUNK SHE LET YOU STICK YOUR WINKY IN HER POOP CHUTE !!!!111!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Well, there was that, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)
SNAKEY POO!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I refer you to your 'why is OT shit' comment.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Rory's original is still on the popular page so NERR.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
And again I refer you to your 'why is OT shit' comment.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Stumbled to the alarm clock and hit SNOOZE
alt: I don't. The first time I won mega bucks, the second time I lost mega bucks and gave up.

alt alt: fuck YES. Actually, no. I'd like a mixed drink, please. Bartenders choice, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Offers "Dogs Nose"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Where IS Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Receiving "Dogs Nose"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
is it horrible?
you should try the cement mixer!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Baileys and lime cordial as I recall
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
had it, horrible congealed Baileys
A dogs Nose is half a pint of port and half a pint of brandy...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I did half a bottle of port in a while ago
Never even drank it before
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)
i love port, had a bottle of '81 vintage the night before i got married
it was gurt lush
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
what does port taste like?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Its like starboard, but the other way round

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Rich sweet red wine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Oh yeah, I remember now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
oh reallllllllly?
I may have to try some, any suggestions on picking a good kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Open bottle, pour into glass, imbibe
Fall on floor
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Buy nothing under 8 years old.
Ideally nothing under 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I'm wondering if old gin is the same?
Or is it just as port is fortified wine?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)
bad ribena

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
bad ribena

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
esquire magazine says different
shot of london dry gin into a pint of port, pale ale or bitter ale

i reckon i'd try that
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)
A pint of port?
They didn't mean porter by any chance, did they?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:30, Reply)
A pint of port?
porter, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)
yeah you're right
where the hell is my brain right now
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)
TERRIBLE!!!!! lol

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Looked at Susanna Reid in her tight news clothes
alt: accumulator at the weekend for a laugh
alt alt: can I have a callipo?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Hands off the Reid
You have been warned more than once
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Let's not start this again
I get no pleasure from making a man cry on the internet
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Really? What's wrong with you, man?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
This^
Obviously neither a Reverend or a Fister
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Gadzooks
Rumbled!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Forsooth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Claypole lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Sorry Monty old boy
But I'd rather be pumping Ms Reid than making our favourite athletic bovine weep into his cud.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)
She had blotchy knees this morning
I can only assume she must be on the blob
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
or she's sucking the cameramen off when they go to South West news!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Or blowing Bill

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)

First 5 mins...checked that my cock was still there. Then checked it repeatedly for several minutes. Ahem.

Alt: I opened an online account with Ladbrokes when my local bookie shut down. I enjoyed a few flutters during the cricket world cup. I put a tenner in at the start of the competition and still had much the same by the end. Made even the dull games a bit more exciting. I then won £74 on the National.

Alt Alt: Dear god yes. Kopperberg please.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Good drink choice
I may supplement the Leffe with this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Whimpered, hit snooze, tossed and turned a bit then went back to sleep. This was 7am
As opposed to yesterday, when I woke up, groaned internally at the time (6am) and went back to sleep.
I don't wake up very easily.

I'm dreadful at gambling. I don't understand the maths :(

Alt alt: Of gin, plz.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
My son woke me up at 5.30am
The only good part of this was being able to watch The Event, V and The Sopranos on Sky Plus
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Oh I stopped wathcing the Event after the break.
Is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Yeah, getting really good now
Plus the woman assassin is HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I'm a big fan of the original V series
And I really tried to give the new series a chance. I think it was when they started calling the visitors 'The V's' that I gave up. If it looks like it might have got better from the first few episodes I might give it a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
It got better
I fucking love the original mini series and the terrible 2nd series too!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Here mousey mousey
The bit in the original mini series where Marc Singer is in the air vent and sees the lizard eyes for the first time shat me up something rotten at the time (I must've been about 8). I've since bought that and The Final Battle on DVD. Not sure whether I'll bother with the regular series that followed, I seem to remember they didn't bother with the echoey voice effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
This^
I was 10 and it was fucking terrifying!

2nd series was pants really - I just loved it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
what do you have with your gin, Lovely Lampito?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)
It depends!
Either lemonade, ginger ale or if I'm really really bad fizzy Vimto. I will drink tonic but it's not my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Not had gin + ginger ale
I will rectify this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
It is delicious.
Sweeter than tonic, not as sweet as lemonade. Tastes a bit of green and gardens.
Not ginger beer, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Right I will buy some and try it
It sounds lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I want to recreate a cocktail I had called Garden
IIRC it was gin, apple juice, lemonade, mint and cucumber. Possibly another spirit in there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Remove the cucumber and I'm there (vicar)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I had made cucumber lime margarita jello shooters and they SUCKED.
I was so mad, if it wasn't all mealy and congealed it would have been tasty and awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Green and gardens? mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
This is why I love crown and coke, tastes of lovely LOVELY pine! I may have this tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)
What's crown?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Crown Royal, Canadian Whisky
All the deliciousness of Jack without giving me the attitude of the century.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Not found a whisky (or whiskey) that I like as yet
All tastes like earth to me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I love it.
I can't drink it straight, but I notice that as time goes on, and drinks get poured, there seems to be more whisky and less coke. And it's sooooooooo good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I simply adore G&T.
Love. It.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)
bleurgh
I don't like tonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Best of all the drinks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I was given G&T "spanish style" where they froth up the tonic or something
It was very nice and tasted different
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)
When I was about 7 or 8..
..I downed a glass I saw sitting in the kitchen of what I thought was water. That put me off gin for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Ugh neat gin FTLose

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)
This is the third time I've tried to post this :(
I can see the appeal of them on hot days, when lemonade is too cloying. But I don't like the taste of quinine- aniseed is another of those sort of things I just can't stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Gin and lemonade is sacreligous

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
It's tastier than tonic.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I got in a right state on Ouzo once, smashed my head, vomiting, paramedics, that kind of night
Funnily enough I haven't touched it since
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I dont like aniseed so ouzo and pernod are out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
^^This

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
nasty

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
nor do i and yet
red aftershock is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
That is more cinnamon I thought

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
oh
hmmm

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Its normally the 10 shots that mean I can't remember what it tasted like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I've had many a night on cider like that. I just drink less.
Last time I had absinthe I ended up painted blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
First time I had absinthe was my flat warming
which was slightly more literal than intended as my mate managed to set fire to his hand (covered in absinthe) and also burn my carpet. The cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Oh alcohol, why do you bitterly mock me
and yet I love thee even more
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Oh yes
I wonder if anyone will ever learn
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Some day

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Next time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Plus it helps to liven up many a boring night out

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
hmmm
alcohol girls
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
:(
They're all slags really
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
but that would mean more sex, not less!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Frigid Slags
Worst of all the slags
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
isn't that a pricktease?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)
They have many names

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
OI YOU
see my link at the bottom.

is that it??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
slags with taste

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I typically end up with holes in my face.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
can't imagine why

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Yes, I managed to disgrace the Lyon name on that particular night :((

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
only time I've really managed any harm to myself I ended up hugging the toilet for a few hours at a friends house

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Broke a bone in my wrist tripping over a dog while drunk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Are you sure?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Fairly
It was a 15 hour session and 4am
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
hahahahahaha wtf
about a month and a half ago it was snowing outside and there was a bear in the neighbors driveway, the roommates wanted to get a better picture but they didn't want to get too close
so I offered to slap in on the arse to get it over to where we were, I think I got about 8 feet away before they jerked me back
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
One of my friend emigrated to Canada a while ago
He woke up one night thinking they had a burglar, crept downstairs and opened the backdoor brandishing a baseball bat, only to be confronted by a MASSIVE bear
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)
you say that like you don't expect bears to be massive

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I'm saying he expected a bloke, not a big fuck off bear

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)
he was in CANADA
I thought there were more bears than people there?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
He is from North Shields
Not many bears round there
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I would like to point out that /OT is offically dead
I have acheived "Ape" with 4 posts in a row on Popular. Everyone please leave the internet in an orderly manner
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
*hands over baton of domination*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
*accepts graciously*
The King Is Dead, Long Live the King
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
That's his nickname for his penis, you fool!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)
i woke up and literally jumped out of bed because it was 9.30am and i was an hour late for work
then realised i had been dreaming and it was only 6.30am.

and i was seriously seriously hungover. so i staggered to the fridge, flashed my pants to the flat opposite (what the fuck were they doing up at 6.30am?), glugged down 2 bottles of evian.

spent the next 2 hours lying in bed trying not to get up to go to the bathroom following 2 bottles of evian.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Nicely done
At least you had pants on
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
they weren't even good pants
they were a "giant mummy pants" horror.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
*deflates*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)
i wasn't actually wearing them
they were on the drying rack and i realised that they-

you know what, let's draw a veil over this one!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
A sticky, off-white veil of shame

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
wow
that's a graphic spunkular description!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Like Cheryl Cole's wedding dress

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Or Bert's net curtains

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I've gotten into the habit of smoking outside in my pants and top in the middle of the night.
Which is okay, since there's no one around to blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I've showed my penis to the crowds heading for Broadway Market a number of times.
After ten fucking years I still forget that I live on the ground floor on the main route from Hackney Road to the now-cool 'destination' of Broadway Market.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
i always walk around naked, if you don't wanna see it, don't look in my windows

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I thought the restraining order (and restraining pants) had sorted that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I like to think my prodigious endowment
is one of the main 'draws' of the locality.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Magnifying windows innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Is that like a prescription windscreen?
/BillyConnollyLOLs
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
'Billy Connolly' and 'LOLs' have no place in the same sentence.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Wrong.
He was funny. 25 years ago.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
once

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
JOJOBA!!!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I'm the only one with a room on the main level of the house, I have to check before walking out of my room naked
unless I'm drunk, then I really don't care
as long as your hands are covering your boobs it's okay, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Depends, how neat is your minge?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
The BeeGees' less successful follow-up single
/Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
hahahahahah proper officelol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)
hahahaha!
click
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Outstanding

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Magnificent.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)
*applauds wildly*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
wait wait wait
when I say NAKED I mean just wearing pants

not naked naked
what sort of heathen do you take me for?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
A naked one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
not that naked gawd

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Shoddy work K

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)
*cancels flight tickets*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
free range muff

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
That's alright
At least half my street have seen my morning bongle by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
hahahaha!
BONGLE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Onomatopoeia!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)
BONGLE?
WTF??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Sounds like a tumour

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
A chap at school was fed up with the cleaner coming in and waking him up
So one day he stood naked in front of the door and "prepared" himself, she opened the door screamed and ran away never to disturb his sleep again.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
scholl?
did he show them his feet?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
old joke is old and now irrelevant due to ninjaring

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
damn you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I stopped peeking through my curtains
after I realised that I had been beaten to it.

Poor postman.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)
We stopping beating through your curtains
when you started peeking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
I showered, how very dull of me.
Alt: I've bet on 4 nationals, and 1 boxing match. So far, 2 wins, 3 losses, and I'm £80 up.

Alt Alt: Not tonight thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
IS THIS IT?????????
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post543641
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Good sleuthing, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
That's the motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
INTERNET GOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
It really needs to go on the popular page and stay there forever

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
"I have a helicopter pilots licence and have started flying again after a brief period and I'm engaged to a model."
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
"I get as much good sex as I want and I drive a fast car."

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
You too?
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I NOE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Unless we both lie - none

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I don't even own a car

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)
You could still drive one though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
SUV 4 Me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
How long do you have to leave it between clicks for them to count?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Dunno, but I'll carry on clicking, this is a b3tan finest hour moment

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Truly it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Good $kill$

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Top work
You'll have your own quirky crimesolving lawyer show in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
It will be called BedShiteing
It will star swipey as a hotshot lawyer and a balding ex-cop as her partner (who occasionally defecates)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
"Bringing IBS into the mainstream." - Paul Ross, News of the World

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)
"Shit hot" - Dave Madeupname, Mirror

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)
the only thing is
after the inevitable glorious build-up, i now feel.......

slightly used and a bit deflated.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Story of your life

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
oof

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Or LiC's new friends

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Hahahahahah excellent work

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)
well fuck you too!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)
hahaha!
Twas a joke miss
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
well fuck you too!
!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)
*sadfaces*
Sowwy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)
why did you dig that up?
I miss all they juicy details.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I've been laughing at that for years.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)
because people keep going on about hood-butter
and how all my love-notes from piston were drafted by hood-butter and i did not have the first scooby why.

and i HATE missing out.

so i went sleuthing. just call me nancy (which actually my father wanted to do when i was born. thank feck for my mother, not that my real name is that much better)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)
wait wait wait wait wait
you're getting love notes from piston?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Dude they were going out

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)
He dumped her last month
It was all lolcryin and stuff, she pretends to be over him
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)
I know you're joking.
You're trolling so hard here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Why do you think she keeps banging on about how all men are shit?
Compared to Piston, she means.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Trollolololol

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Going out doesn't really do it justice
it was proper wandering around on moors in floaty dresses stuff.

I actually sorry for Piston, he can't dump a woman without breaking her heart. That's got to make you feel a bit guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Best link eva
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Oh man
I love that .gif. Proper Web 0.5 stuff there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

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