It won't calm down, Biggles, what can I do?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Stop calling me Biggles for one thing.
It doesn't go with my sexy cougar image.

Secondly:

www.boots.com/en/John-Frieda/Frizz-Ease/
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Right you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I doubt that'd work on my hair.
I'm growing at at the moment and it'd fucking unmanageable at the best of times. I'm starting to get the makings of a really shit afro.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)

www.whiteboyafro.com/
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Oh man the first 9 months or so of growth are terrible.
Worse when you're growing out a skinhead, then you get the 'gay tennis ball' stage.

Not cool...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I'm growing it until I get sick of it.
I tried that last year and it came off the first proper hot day I went walking. I don't even know what I'm going to do with it if it gets long. Actually, what the fuck am I doing?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Get it chemically relaxed.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I like getting chemically relaxed.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

What you are doing, young man, is joining the cool kidz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I ain't heading for hippiedom, I just want to see what happens when my thick wavy hair gets long.
If I ever have a ponytail (again) I'll fucking kill myself.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I didn't know your hair was wavy.
Mine's starting to properly curl again after lolorange, which WAS a year ago, after all. A little under. By like 2 weeks. Argh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I had short hair for so long that I forgot my hair had a natural curl.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Mine was never this curly when I were a lad.
I think it must be the grey ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Not if I get to you first.
The samurai topknot is the only acceptable 'up' long hairstyle for the discerning chap-about-town.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)