ASaturday evening thread
I just got my recipients for Randomburn, and it appears I have LiC and AA. What scary things shall I put in with their CDs?

Alt: fuck it, my team lost 3-0 today. Why do we go on supporting shit football teams when they constantly remind us how shit they are?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:05, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

a little pocket mirror?
(only joking boys...)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I would counter that with a picture of me
but LiC has already seen one, and is still talking to me.

I'm looking for weird shit to put in. Last year someone sent me a tube of self-tan, and I have to say, not a top drawer one. And I couldn't even eat the sweets people sent because I was on a diet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Interestingly I've got AA as well...

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I just hope I don't get a Cd from dj.
His music scares me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Some of it scares me too.
It's much better when he plays stuff I know. He even let me have a bit of Real Radio to ssing along to the other day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Wow.
You *were* honoured.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)

They played True by Spandau Ballet and Freedom by Wham
so he was happy enough himself.
We both drew the line at Robbie Williams and Tracy Chapman.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Mine's got some odd stuff and some classics
Queen, Stranglers, Joan Jett - but also The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, School of Seven Bells and Hello Saferide. Dunno what else I'm going to put in yet
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I haven't done mine yet
I'd better get right on that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I was honest and took the first random selection I got
despite the temptation to run it a few times and pick the coolest :)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:58, Reply)

I don't have any cool songs
You have been warned.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)

My team won. Good.
I was too busy buying groceries, birthday presents and natural remedies to go to the pub and enjoy the atmosphere with my dad and the lads. Bad.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 7 May 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I took delivery
Of a pair of these, and fitted them with no small amount of cursing. My front light now hangs down from the underside of my handlebars because there's no room on top. On the plus side, they're pretty awesome for cycling into the wind.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I got a booboo on my leg today : (

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Did he think it was a pic-a-nic basket?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Wut?

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:36, Reply)

your sig made me laugh
i am getting ready to go out and i am trying to choose between my slouchy brown boots and my patent black leave-on boots, so am zipping up one of each!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:33, Reply)

The best boots are the ones that come off easily when you get home.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:37, Reply)

i like to have someone do that for me,,,

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Don't we all hon.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:55, Reply)

AHAHAHA
I've just thought of the perfect thing to put in AA's Randomburn.

*cackles evilly*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 May 2011, 20:52, Reply)

oh come on
now you *have* to tell.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Green Day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:04, Reply)

is it
this?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)

No I mean in the envelope with it
I can't change the tracklist, that would be CHEATING.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I am fucking WORKING on Saturday night,
uploading products to Amazon. How utterly, utterly bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)

you're uploading bent things to Amazon?
it's a Glee boxset isn't it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Yes, yes it is.
I bought a container load of them off DF.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:10, Reply)

were any of the boxes
'tarnished', if you know what I mean....?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:13, Reply)

There is a peculiar residue on some of them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I'm nearly finished work, if you want bent you're b3ta m8 sexface is on opendecks
It's a tragically shit mix of trance from fifteen years ago, N-JOY!!!

www.b3ta.com/talk/7184727
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:11, Reply)

WICKED!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:16, Reply)

He should totally spam that on 4chan, they love that shit.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I'm working too
as I decided to have a cooked breakfast and a lounge in bed instead of my usual half-loaf of toast and a swift train to the library.
I'm just lazy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:18, Reply)

No you're not, my dear - you're working on Saturday night.
Throughout my entire degree I don't think I even worked in the afternoons...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I meant to laugh at you the other day for liking catullus
haha you like catullus
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I hate not knowing clever in-jokes.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)

catullus was a roman poet
to paraphrase one of his most famous poems:

i hate her, and i love her. why does this happen, perhaps you ask?
i do not know. yet i feel it happen, and i am tormented.

Oh, the joys of GCSE latin...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)

What a wimp.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)

he also said the promises women make are only worth the air they're written on
or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)

That's Roman women for you.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)

It might as well be written on flowing water, I think.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:40, Reply)

that's the beast.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Can't for the life of me remember what the poem is.
I think I have to do it, when I come across it I'll let you know.

www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.02.0006%3Apoem%3D1
Relive it!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I don't mind the fellow at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)

he was a fucking emo.
and pussy whipped, to boot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I am struggling to argue with this assessment.
Juvenal is my niggah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I love him.
I wrote a dedication in Crow's birthday present last year, which was poem 112.

It consisted of:
You're a slut, [Crow*], and not many men would be seen to hang around with you.
You're a slut, [Crow], and a massive gay.

*obviously not Crow. Changed from "Naso" to "Corve"


He's so delightfully bitchy, and poem 7 is genuinely beautiful.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)

To be fair, as a linguist, I did enjoy latin
but for some reason, we were never taught cases. So as GCSE students translating Anaeid book 6, we couldn't figure out what order to put the words in.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Not taught cases?!
First thing we did, really. I can still rattle off servus puella vox dies and manus...

Though the latter two are a bit ropey.
I can't believe that. How the hell did you manage?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

There were six of us in the class
and the teacher basically went through each passage with us, asking us for vocab as we went. We basically had to know the root word, and he put them in the right order for us.

Comes from having no text books, I suppose. Not like in German and French.

When it came to the exams, we already knew what the passages were, to a certain extent, and could more or less guess the rest.

We also had a latin reading contest, sponsored byu teh classical association, and I was absolute champion five years running. yay me.

primus, ibi ante omnes, magna comitanta caterva, laocon, ab ardens summa decurrit, criens 'o miseri' and i can't remember teh rest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I did the latin reading competition!
And the Greek. This wasn't in "the North", was it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Lincolnshire
but we didn't do 'greek'.

pffft.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

There seem to be a few dotted around the country.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I washed my hair today and now I look like Catweazle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)

It won't calm down, Biggles, what can I do?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Stop calling me Biggles for one thing.
It doesn't go with my sexy cougar image.

Secondly:

www.boots.com/en/John-Frieda/Frizz-Ease/
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Right you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I doubt that'd work on my hair.
I'm growing at at the moment and it'd fucking unmanageable at the best of times. I'm starting to get the makings of a really shit afro.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)

www.whiteboyafro.com/
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Oh man the first 9 months or so of growth are terrible.
Worse when you're growing out a skinhead, then you get the 'gay tennis ball' stage.

Not cool...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I'm growing it until I get sick of it.
I tried that last year and it came off the first proper hot day I went walking. I don't even know what I'm going to do with it if it gets long. Actually, what the fuck am I doing?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Get it chemically relaxed.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I like getting chemically relaxed.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

What you are doing, young man, is joining the cool kidz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I ain't heading for hippiedom, I just want to see what happens when my thick wavy hair gets long.
If I ever have a ponytail (again) I'll fucking kill myself.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I didn't know your hair was wavy.
Mine's starting to properly curl again after lolorange, which WAS a year ago, after all. A little under. By like 2 weeks. Argh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I had short hair for so long that I forgot my hair had a natural curl.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Mine was never this curly when I were a lad.
I think it must be the grey ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Not if I get to you first.
The samurai topknot is the only acceptable 'up' long hairstyle for the discerning chap-about-town.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

you need to take two bottles into the shower

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)

one of shampoo
one of vodka
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Lusty introduced me to the glories of the 'beer shower'.
It's a kind of frat house version of a nice glass of wine in the bath.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Totally trying this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I'm glad she's opening you up to new experiances.
It's what keeps us young.
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

is it like a golden shower?
I wouldn't fancy one of those.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Boody boody booody booooo.
www.b3ta.com/board/10414490
I had two pints of shandy with my chums and now I'm in bed about to watch Monsters. I am rock and fucking roll. Anyone about?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Hehe!
Turned out nice again hasn't it.
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Better than the torrential rain we had this morning.
I slept through it mostly. I need more earplugs - I got two pairs of those at your last bash and I've been using them recently. Where did you get them from?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Aw man you don't get it.
'Turned out nice again' was one of his catchphrases.
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Oh oh oh oh oh right yeah.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Re the earplugs.
I got them from work. And we get them from K Supplies.

I'll get a stash for you when you visit me.
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Aha ok.
*tries generic local hardware suppliers*
*flicks vees at Monty*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:49, Reply)

*does the 'wanker' gesture*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)

*curves a "dickhead" off the forehead*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

*does the tongue in cheek and wanker gesture 'cocksucker' combo*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I did,
but then I can remember when he was topping the charts with his risqué ditties.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

*Old gimmer high fives*

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Milletts, next to the waterproof trousers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Suck my balls, misery guts.
Shouldn't you be out getting mashed or nailing your awesome girlfriend?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Yes I should.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Oh you're working, that's shit.
Making up for it tomorrow?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I reckon so.
Lusty's working too, so at least I don't have jealousy to contend with as well...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

My little sister used to be obsessed with George Formby.
She was an odd teenager.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

And me, although obsession would be too strong a word to use in my case.
Also Arthur Askey.
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I refer to my grill as a George Formby
I'm not sure people realise I'm being 'funny'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

But her grilled veg?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

That's not a nice euphemism.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)

What are you expecting on a Saturday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)

football and the lottery
and a rollicking dr who episode.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Three of the shittest things on planet earth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:04, Reply)

screw you, Monty
SYWD.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

You say that...
But imagine if you won the lottery you liked Dr Who.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I cannot imagine this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I'm eurocunted.
(this is like being cunted on a much bigger scale).

Ask me a question. I WILL have the answer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I want a divorce.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

DENIED.
You rock too much.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Are we still okay?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

You tell me.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I hope so.
*paws at Blousie like a drunken mong*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)

*ruffles hair*

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)

*grins*
*gets a semi*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Hahaha!
You must be drunk.
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I'd be fully erect sober! :-)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Why are you so astoundingly shit?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Major bowl problems.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Toilet or cereal?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Both.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Where is my TV remote control?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Where you last lef it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

did you make it to WsM yesterday?
If yes, why didn't you invite me for a pint?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Because it was all about the walk.
Uphill, marine lake and back again TWICE. I've got a bit of sun-burn from it! I did have a swift half in the 'bikers friendly' pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Scallys?
the one by teh bowling alley?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Yeap. That'st the one.
Had a quick one in there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)

and a drink?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

heh
Telll ya, that was one hell of a stroll.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Detox not going well
Stoned off my tits
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Good work!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Alrigt bro
Rovers are rubbish but so are spurs
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I'm so spannered it is beyond comprehension.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

*tries to comprehend*
*fails*
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Blousie.
Will you wake me up for the grand prix, with a coffee and some toast and marmite?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Ok hon!
What time?
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I don't know.
*Sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Daft bugger!

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I'm going to get an early night Blousie.
I'll leave a stray leg out, warming your side of the bed, feel free to move me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Ok but any cider farts and I'm on the sofa.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I'm off the apples.
I have been for a while.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I'm watching Iron man.
It's bloody good.
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I've just watched the news.
I'm now drunk and listening to the Macc Ladds
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Second one's excellent too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)

swipelolz
e o
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Hahaha you are allowed a strikethrough pass for that puerile poo-gag.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Weed's hardly 'tox' in my book.
Don't sweat it, big guy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

+ very (before big)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

'm gonna kick you in the nuts!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

If you kicking me in the nuts involves a run up of any sort.
I consider myself safe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Run up? It's not a cartoon!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

What the fuck are you doing here?
Evening
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

He's hanging with his homies.

( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I like this
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I'm looking after my daughter and doing some work while she's asleep.
I was going to take her to Spitalfields City Farm in the morning but her grotty Kentish grandparents took her today, the fucking serf wankers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

At least you've got her.
The pub I was in earlier was full of red-top newspapers. I didn't make much of the page 3 girl...

Maddie someone or other.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Phwooarrr

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

I don't know at what point this lass became famous, but she looked quite young.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Alright you lovely bunch of fuckers
I am back from holiday and it's pissing down. Yay. Croatia is pretty though. How are you all?
(berk, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Yay!
berk o'clock!!

Tell us about your break and about how much TC missed you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Not as much as Officer Dibble did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Where we going now?
may have watch 'The Machine Gunners' in full since 'retro' was last mentioned
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

it was good
but there isn't nearly as much to do as I thought, and I feel guilty if I don't see/do stuff when I'm away. I have a lovely tan though. And yes, TC by his own admission has missed me. How're you?
(berk, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Spannered.
Still, City won 3-0
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Hello hon!
Did you enjoy the break?
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Indeed I did, thankyou very much
already looking forward to my next weekend away, which will be at yours :)
(berk, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Oh your coming?
I forgot. Huzzah!
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)

that reminds me
was that DG and sweary on your fb page?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)

No.
My best mate Carolyn who moved to New Zealand and her partner. She's over for a visit.
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I won't stalk them, then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 22:32, Reply)

That's the plan, yup
only three weeks to go!
(berk, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:39, Reply)

welcome back madam!
how was the holidays?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Good ta
see above. Anything interesting happen whilst I was away?
(berk, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I had a nice weekend with DJ and Roota
that was about it as far as I am concerned. I think some other stuff happened too, but I wasn't interested.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Alright?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Alreet Monters
you're surely not at work still, are you?
(berk, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Working from (my ex's) home.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I got Poppet, I hope she likes it!
I recognise the other names, but they aren't people I know

edit: wait, no, I have G to the Dizzle, too. He's gonna hate the one I send him :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)