Not bad at all, sire.
I shall spare you the gory details (actually it was rather sedate). You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

not too shabby, cheers. The usual stuff. Drank booze. Danced. Got married.
standard May weekend, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You actually got married?
Why aren't you on honeymoon?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)

because there are certain work things I have to deal with
for the next two weeks. We're going towards the end of may.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Congratulations sir!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)

cheers.
Now get out of my wife.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

*splat*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Did you really get married?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

yes, I did.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Well I for one am enormously pleased for you.
Well done that man. Good work.

Now get off the internet and have sex with your wife.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)

*gets off internet and has sex with badger's wife*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)

*gets off with the internet then tries to marry a badger*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

thank you kindly
and I would, but Sportscow has already beaten me to it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)

'I would, but there's an empty pasty bag in my hall and a trail of crumbs up to our room'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

haha, tidy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Most people have
Even I have, and I've got one of those microdicks
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Does it count as cheating if she can't tell you were doing it?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

is it actually rape if it doesn't touch the sides?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

No
Er - I mean - I have no idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Congratulations.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Congratulations, Badger
You have my heartiest and most hale sentiments of good wishes and wellbeing.

Dancing is a tricky beast to master.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

basic swing is easy-ish
and fine for weddings as long as you seem confident, always lead and don't tread on their toes. But compared to the stuff you do, that's like saying knowing the chord shapes for A, E and D means you can play guitar.

And cheers mate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Basic swing isn't the easiest thing to do, because of the aforementioned leading and toe-tread possibility
In all seriousness, congrats - I hope it was a wonderful day for all involved.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I didn't tread on the bride's toes
everyone else doesn't matter ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Damn right
Well prioritised there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Congrats!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)