I was born on a Monday.
And whilst I can't remember the rhyme; I'd like to think it was a perfect fit for me.

'Monday's child is a miserable cunt with a fondness for shit jokes'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

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(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Monday's child is full of revision and subsequent procrastination.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I meant the bit underneath
But that works too.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Monday's child is Uh! A cow?
I appear to have been born on the wrong day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I give in.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I think its
Mondays Child is Red and Spotty
( Peej, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)