YOU'RE BACK !!!!!!!!
Send your wife my regards
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh, good heavens.
I thought my missus had been lost in the mists of time. I've been lying low in shame.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Not because you have short thighs?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Musk rises
He has to walk around on his knees in order to breathe freely.
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Musk is all pervasive, unlike house-fire smoke.
AND MY THIGHS ARE NOT SHORT!!!!! I've actually got a ruler here and from belt to knee they're roughly 40cm!!!

* That's conservative!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Marvel at my 40cm thighs, B3ta!

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

It is when you've got it on the end of your nose
I suggest you wash.
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Washing is for the weak.
Plus I'm soon to board a train to London. My pungency plus Tennants Super can cunningly filled with water may dissuade joe public from taking the seat next to me.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I can see no flaw in your logic.

( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Thank you.
And of course maintaining an angry, rambling monologue helps, too + is v. cathartic anyway.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)